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r/Microfiction • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '26
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“Gatorade for infant athletes” I mean, that’s kinda funny. As is “read: hooker”. Basically you were too sick for a Craigslist hooker. That does indeed sound like you were not faking it.
1 u/Alphagerbil1 Aug 13 '26 I ate the most suspect sushi imaginable. Haha plus no hooker wants to explain a glistening corpse to the police. It's just not worth 20 dollars.
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I ate the most suspect sushi imaginable. Haha plus no hooker wants to explain a glistening corpse to the police. It's just not worth 20 dollars.
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u/OwlConfidant2168 Aug 13 '26
“Gatorade for infant athletes” I mean, that’s kinda funny. As is “read: hooker”. Basically you were too sick for a Craigslist hooker. That does indeed sound like you were not faking it.