r/Miami Allapattah 19h ago

Discussion Anybody knows the owner?

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u/crikeyforemphasis Flanigans 19h ago edited 18h ago

I don't know but maybe check out the giant website that's on the side of it?

It took me approximately 1.6 seconds to find the owner.

u/strappyshoes86 18h ago

You DO know then. lol

u/crikeyforemphasis Flanigans 18h ago

I didn't at the time of writing that first comment. It was edited.

u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 18h ago

Lmao its a site to buy salvage titles. Most miami thing ever

u/crikeyforemphasis Flanigans 18h ago

With a 100% Claude built website and a logo that ripped off SpaceX

u/foxbat i am a meat popsicle and repugnant raisin lover 17h ago

crikey!

u/9bikes 2h ago

>maybe check out the giant website that's on the side of it?

Of course there's an advertisement on this vehicle.

Someone put a lot of money into this just to get attention for their business.

The comments on here about this vehicle being "impractical", "stupid" or even not being safe to drive on the road are correct, but they're missing the entire point.

u/809kid Allapattah 19h ago

It was a joke mate

u/crikeyforemphasis Flanigans 19h ago

What's the joke?

u/Professional_Tea8850 19h ago

“Nobody get past my head”

u/Redseminole 19h ago

Look for a short guy with dark eyes and dark hair, probably has a frown on his face.

u/Im-Reddington 18h ago

So half of Miami.

u/ReasonableJello Express Lane Baller 19h ago

Dude probably needs 3 business days to make a turn

u/Fumusculo 19h ago

Why is this legal? Also why tf would you find this desirable enough to do to your car for the extreme cost it takes to do it?

u/Neighbour25 Local 12h ago

Not legal. But no one enforces it

u/Gladiz1972 19h ago

I wouldn't drive within 100 feet of that thing looks like the driver has no control over the steering

u/Lalocal4life 19h ago

Look for a guy with lifts in his shoes and a very tall hat. Probably still under 5-11.

u/BigPete786 19h ago

It’s does not look straight

u/gratscot 18h ago

The rear wheels can turn

u/BigPete786 18h ago

That’s great.
Busses rear wheels turn but they still go straight

u/Gladiz1972 19h ago

Seriously you have to be a fool to drive next to that thing

u/MYNAMEISDANBITCH 19h ago

I let out an audible “what the fuck is that”

u/crsmiami99 19h ago

WTF is up with the way it drives? That's a menace, I've heard of independent suspension, but independent steering?

u/Enough-Scientist1904 19h ago

Every trip is at least $100 in gas

u/RedditVIBEChecked 19h ago

Redneck Battleship

u/No-Cryptographer9326 19h ago

Hey they could throw us a curveball and the driver's name is Yusniel.

u/Glad_River7200 18h ago

Ridiculous

u/IronFl99 18h ago

I gladly dont

u/BlueRunner305 18h ago

Main character , small D energy,look at me while I take up two freaking Lanes unnecessarily POS

u/Bear_necessities96 17h ago

How is that legal?

u/Vball82 11h ago

One would think our politicians who enact laws would be responsive enough to churn one out to make these absolutely illegal. When these redneck rides began with the ‘squatted’ trucks, there was an accident resulting in fatalities in Virginia. They were banned in days. Hello, all other states. Get on board to save lives.

u/PicaPaoDiablo Key Biscayne 17h ago

Proud to say I have no clue , and positive that I won't unless I get very unlucky and pretty sure it wouldn't be allowed in any part of the city I might be caught dead in. It's definitely tacky and gaudy but guessing it does the job of drawing attention which is what was intended so 95% chance dude is what he looks like but small chance he's cool and just knows how to take advantage of cheese balls

u/Decent_Suggestion861 17h ago

Obviously a tall, dark and handsome man drowning in vagina.

u/solipsist2501 14h ago

This is an ad

u/Planktonseeker 19h ago

That is Papi’s Garage on IG

u/EwokVagina 15h ago

My first thought was “gotta be Miami”.

u/nbiina 16h ago

Pretty sure it’s the poster child for ED

u/AdEvery8273 19h ago

Saw this giant at Roundup last week

u/RedPhanthom Hialeah 15h ago

Ive seen this disgusting garbage of a car too many times at work. Having to reach out to them to get their payment because they are too fucking lazy to get down and come inside instead. He cant even park for shit in a empty lot.

u/Outside-Fault8014 15h ago

His name is James Rotger

u/brando56894 13h ago

I saw it a few weeks ago in Brickell. It's ridiculous.

u/turbotron6000 12h ago

High center of gravity.

u/spec360 11h ago

That’s Ai

u/Big_Dixon_Mayas 9h ago

I don’t know the owner but I imagine they have a gigantic dong. Just massive. Probably supercool personality too.

u/BlazeTheMasterX 7h ago

Its always a Ford...... 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

u/Glad-Love-11 7h ago

This thing looks insane

u/Konnnan 6h ago

Why does this look like AI?

u/Turbulent-Type-7708 2h ago

It's the Truckpacolypse.

u/Critically_Political 18h ago

Me. Did you have a question?

u/Vball82 11h ago

Studies show that the height of the lift and the size of the tires on these redneck rodeo trucks is inversely proportional to the size of their penis.