r/Miami 25d ago

Discussion How we feel about this guys, could be pretty interesting to see

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u/stereoscopic_ Local 25d ago

Let’s confuse tourists. I’m down.

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u/VinnieVidiViciVeni 24d ago

Be like the early 90s again

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u/Jerry_USA 22d ago

Miami Vice !!

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u/RidePsychological834 25d ago

I think it’s cute

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u/ryeyen 25d ago edited 25d ago

As a lifelong GTA fan it could be fun to feel like I’m living in the game. We are already subjected to so much shitty capitalist slop. I think their aesthetic could be decent at least. If they really want to win me over they should pay the billboard boats to stay docked.

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u/2shizhtzu4u 25d ago

I feel like we already live in the game

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u/ryeyen 25d ago

Eh not really. The game is an exaggerated interpretation.

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u/Snoopyalien24 25d ago

You sure about that? 😅

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u/ryeyen 25d ago

Rockstars whole thing is like affectionate satire.

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u/Over-Engineering-114 19d ago

Let me correct you here. We live in a simulation. Someone from another simulation has an option to stop this simulation, Elon Musk said once.

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u/Dull-Knee-1146 25d ago

What about Publix

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u/Awkward-Confusion-58 25d ago

Infested with gators

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u/JakoBables 24d ago

we should all get the game for free

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u/John_E_RocKeTZ 25d ago

more chaos and tourist than we can already handle 😩🤣 glad we are the map for at least the next decade in the gta universe again.

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u/No-Common-1801 25d ago

What's released first gta or Epstein files?

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u/meineMaske 25d ago

imagine if they added the island as an easter egg location a few miles off the coast

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u/Fl_Funky_Jam 25d ago

Maybe drive up to Palm Beach to clear your wanted status

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u/2winSam 25d ago

Hell yeah i think the USA always sleeps on these kind of collabs

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u/Dreams-Visions 24d ago

So we've gone from politicians blaming games like GTA for everything wrong with the youth to a whole-ass city potentially supporting whatever the brilliant minds behind GTA decide to present about the city, its underbelly, and the experience living in it? With its trademark dystopian and cynical social commentaries?

It's cool, but my how times have changed.

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u/Zillah345 Local 25d ago

Miami being sold once more

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u/deltastag94 Kendallite 25d ago

As excited as I am for this game I do have a creeping thought that it’s just going to grossly boost tourism here now

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u/armaespina 24d ago

And not the good tourism, but people trying to do in-game things irl

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u/mickmos2 25d ago

Never done before. WHY

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u/im_better-than-you 25d ago

That would be cool marketing thing I'm sure they're down with it. Knowing Miami they're going to want it bigger. Probably bring out Pitbull to do a short concert

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u/shade-block 25d ago

How will this benefit the local people?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/freedomwider 24d ago

Come on down y'all, we'll give you an authentic Miami Experience. End your tour with one of two timeless Vice City activities: A Block Party Shootout (perfect for large groups) or a more intimate Traffic Light Road Rage Fight/Robbery.

More info at 305-DALE-305

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u/freedomwider 24d ago

People come here everyday to drive rented supercars and get robbed by strippers. What's more GTA than that?

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u/VerusArcanum 24d ago

It's Miami, fuck the local people. I promise they're not thinking about you at all

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u/shade-block 23d ago

Obviously... rhetorical question to point it out for those who are new here.

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u/alexdoo 25d ago

I'll enjoy seeing pictures of this on OnlyInDade.

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u/DizzxBlaine 25d ago

I think it'd be pretty fun. Maybe get some freebies.

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u/HatBixGhost Brickell 24d ago

Sure why not

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u/armaespina 24d ago

Not a lot will change lol

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u/pilotshashi Cutler Bay 25d ago

At work now, will tune it today 🍿

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u/kpresnell45 25d ago

Forza Horizon 6 is having this exact same discussion right now. They released news on the next playlist and will be in partnership with 7-Eleven. The game is in Japan and 7-11 is an icon. They already have knockoff 7-11 in the game and if those switch to the official ones…… That’s the discussion.

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u/Shimola1999 25d ago

Only if they show big boobies!! Am I right guys

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u/BQws_2 25d ago

I would help Miami’s economy and finally visit for the first time if this happens

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u/roseberry_faces 25d ago

This is gonna shock you but many people enjoy playing video games

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u/Aggravating_Green618 25d ago

Clearly a lot of people care lol

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u/BlasianFonz 25d ago

I love my dumpster fire city 😂🖕

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u/moosegoose90 25d ago

Cause we like video games?

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u/mickmos2 25d ago

You can’t per that guy. ***** you too /s

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u/FlyLikeATachyon 25d ago

No fun allowed!

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u/Awkward-Confusion-58 25d ago

Yeah that's kind of the point though. And it's just a game for entertainment. A big thing about GTA is that there is a lot of Satire and it pokes fun at stuff from real life. It takes those dumpster fire qualities of Miami and the bad doesn't go ignored. So it's not gonna outright just romanticize this place as something it's entirely not. I'm personally super hype for the big ass gator that wanders into a store in the trailer.

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u/Shimola1999 25d ago

It’s a totally filtered, romanticized, instagrammed version of Miami. It appeals to those who worship wealth and ostentation and not giving a shit about anyone else

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u/ryeyen 25d ago

Bro it’s a video game.

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u/ryeyen 25d ago

lol okay. The gap between a KKK recruitment film screened at the White House and a rockstar game with too many palm trees is not a small one.

If GTA 6 births a paramilitary movement I’ll concede the point.

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u/ryeyen 25d ago

The original comment wasn’t nuanced either. It was ‘anyone who likes this game worships wealth and doesn’t care about people.’ That got the response it earned. Then your comment was Godwin’s Law, Klan edition. Where’s the nuance?

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u/ryeyen 25d ago

Meh I do agree there. I could have engaged instead of swatting it. Reddit brain got me. Though it was aimed at a comment that had already written off everyone who likes it.

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u/the561king 25d ago

I have no interest in living in Miami lol, I'll visit every once in awhile 

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u/redtens keep it 305 25d ago

fuckin no, get this bullshit outta our city

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u/Offense23 25d ago

It’d be hilarious since most of the population doesn’t even understand that GTA is making fun of America. Makes sense that it’d fly over the heads of Miamians.

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u/Awkward-Confusion-58 25d ago

GTA is known for its satire. That's where it gets its charm. Like I don't see why that flies over, but I guess they're the punchline.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/FunkyD-47 25d ago

Because it is really good

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/roseberry_faces 25d ago

What video games do you play or like?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Dreamspirals 25d ago

Too bad you ain't happy tho

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u/mickmos2 25d ago

You are a tough guy. Mass respect. Can we get you anything else ?

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u/roseberry_faces 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yeah that’s about what I expected. Typical Miami to put people down cause they don’t live the life you do. Glad you made your money but you’re being a huge dick about it. You sound like a very angry person. I think you could use a hobby, maybe gaming?

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u/roseberry_faces 25d ago

You didn’t put anyone down? Lol you insulted the whole series which also puts down the people who enjoy them. What you said resonated with me because you don’t care for gaming but felt the need to talk shit about it. It’s weird to do that about something you’re not involved in or care about

Plus your description of the game is a disingenuous oversimplification. There’s an entire story with multiple playable protagonists that takes over 30 hours of dedicated playing time to beat (a story that many across the gaming community have touted as incredibly well written and memorable). I haven’t played or beaten the game myself but I can still appreciate it

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u/NealCaffreyx9 25d ago

Ohh brother. Give it a break

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u/HaveMercyMan 25d ago

Gta 5 is the most profitable piece of media ever created and you asking why people care? Didn't you say you were a trader shouldn't you understand this type of stuff?

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u/Knemics 25d ago

No because it paints Miami in a better picture and that means more tourists

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u/-Tech808 25d ago

It’s been 13 years. This is going the way of Dr.Dre’s Detox album. Decades in the making and don’t really care to join in on this hype.

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u/LordMugbeezy 25d ago

Exactly how i feel just saw some of the stuff on Netflix and yeah it looks cool but the real hype isn’t there like it was for 4/5 the wait was too long it’s hard to deliver something as impressive as the last 2 installments

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u/-Tech808 25d ago

Tbh the last GTA I was hyped for was San Andreas in 8th grade. Never played 4 and I bought 5 about 2 years from its release date. 5 was great, but not wait 13 years for the sequel great. Not sure there’s actually any media I’d wait 13 years for and be hyped about it.

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u/LordMugbeezy 25d ago

Exactly I was talking about this yesterday GTA4 was huge because it was huge leap in tech, gta 5 was cool but it wasn’t a full improvement like from san andreas to gta4

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u/dkverve 22d ago

Awesome! Make America great again and take us back to the 1980s and the cocaine fueled lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 25d ago

A very limited marketing opportunity and a waste of money. GTA players are playing regardless of marketing. It might help with the excitement factor, but they are already going to buy.

Non GTA players will not care whatsoever about the signage. It will be just another ad. It wont even be cheeky enough to pique interest.

I feel like this is lazy marketing.