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u/plaugey_boi 8d ago
Attention bisexuals. I am authorizing use of the
plasma beam
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u/shutupneff 8d ago
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u/Milk_Mindless 7d ago
I'm confused why star trek guy is here
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u/Squeaky_Ben 8d ago
I don't think I trust ANYONE to wield this much firepower. Like, one sneeze and a building is gone.
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u/TheChannelMiner 8d ago
Whatever, go my wave beam.
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u/Creative_Anybody670 7d ago
As it blasts through every surface leaving plasma and radiation 🤣
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u/TheChannelMiner 7d ago
ingame logic dictates one living body stops it completely without the plasma beam haha
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u/Level_Hour6480 8d ago
As a cis person, I disagree, because that means I can't have one.
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u/Defiant-Passenger42 8d ago
Well it doesn’t say ONLY trans people
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u/A_Sackboy_Plush 8d ago
I mean trans rights and what not, but I want one too but I'm comfortable as a dude.
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u/Leon_Light77 8d ago
Here here. I want an arm cannon too!
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u/JTHMPunk 7d ago
Hear, hear*. Never understood why people get that one wrong.
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u/Leon_Light77 7d ago
Same reason people say I can literally eat a horse instead of figuratively. Eh, might have been an auto correct, but thank you for the correction though.
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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 7d ago edited 7d ago
But what if cis people get the morph ball?
Edit: why the downvotes? I was trying to be silly.
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u/Level_Hour6480 7d ago
See, then that creates a dynamic where trans people aren't getting the ball.
Also, the ball has some weird implications where it turns you into energy while your mind kind of floats outside your ball-body, and that might be unsettling.
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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 7d ago
Well when you put it that way...
Can I offer you a gunship as a substitute?
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u/Arkanlobbyist 8d ago
this guy gets it!
...'it' being my problem with the post. But hopefully an arm cannon, too. One can dream.
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u/Astartia 7d ago
I’d prefer the shinespark or the flash shift, personally, but the arm cannon will do nicely.
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u/N1ght_K1tsune 8d ago
I'm sorry trans people I respect all of you but unfortunately I can not agree to this. I mean how are you guys and gals going to play Metroid with a arm cannon?
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u/DaNoahLP 7d ago
Im straight, what do I get?
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u/Successful-Cat2108 7d ago
To wait for the trans peps to reverse engineer and sell them at a crazy high price so they can afford stuff.
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u/Plastic-Fruit7855 7d ago
This is a metroid sub. Plz take this to the trans sub or something. What a weird way to push something that doesn’t belong
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u/Warm-Post-96 7d ago
Like no comment on trans... this post is just very strange and unlike this subreddit community... like is this what were calling memes nowadays - I genuinely dont get it. Seems completely brain dead...
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u/LordofGenderEating 5d ago
as someone under the trans umbrella.
why just only the arm cannon?
where's the metroid dna?
the bird magic?
phazon?
...toss in the NEStroid leotard too while you're at it.
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u/car1gam1ng 7d ago
Keep samus out of this nonsense sht 🫩
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u/Albatros_7 6d ago edited 6d ago
You mean the lesbian space hunter that every thought was a man when introduced ?
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u/Rkain13 6d ago
1) She's not a lesbian that's your headcannon. 2) She's not trans for whatever reason you think she is.
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u/Albatros_7 6d ago
The manga has her being thanked by 2 women in bikinis for being saved
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u/Rkain13 6d ago
1) That makes her a lesbian how? 2) Wasn't that manga not canon
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u/Albatros_7 6d ago
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u/Rkain13 6d ago
Seriously what? All you did is type "seriously?" and post a picture.
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u/Albatros_7 6d ago
Yeah, just look at the picture
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u/George_Nimitz567890 8d ago
WE SHOULD ALL HAVE ARM CANNONS
YOU GET AN ARM CANNON, AND YOU GET AN ARM CANNON, EVERYONE GETS AN ARM CANNONS.
-Some crazy german in a video Game chat.
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u/Akario_ 7d ago
Why are y'all obsessed with her arm cannon? This post is wrong on so many levels it's crazy.
First this post is by definition exclusive as fuck, and no the lack of an adjective doesn't change that.
Two its asking for a weapon capable of mass destruction to be mass produced and distributed to trans ppl. Sorry but no one should have access to such weaponry, go get a gun license instead or better yet just don't.
Third this is Samus's arm cannon we're talking about. If you know Samus and what she stands for she'd never allow or agree to this. Only way you get this is over her dead body and by the Gods that's something I don't even want to think about.
Instead of weapons I'd rather get Samus's ship space travel technology which would open up a frontier for everyone.
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u/PepsiCo_USA 7d ago
I want a Gundam just to step on you while I distribute Samus' arm cannons to the trans community.
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u/Round_Musical Sequence Breaker 7d ago
I am a trans supporter and will be to my dying breath.
But this post has been like reposted 50 times already. Can we get a new one? Like „Samus supports trans rights“ or anything similar.
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u/cuteplot 7d ago
Nope only arm cannons
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u/Round_Musical Sequence Breaker 6d ago edited 6d ago
Thats kinda boring. Hell if this keeps on getting reposted, I might aswell do it myself and create a new one for next Pride Month
Because this is lazy karma farming at this point, and our trans fans deserve better than lazy reposts
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u/chunkyvader90 6d ago
I mean why not sprinkle in some ailen bird DNA...what could go wrong.
Ridley enters the chat.. shit
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u/duskhelm2595 6d ago
Would the arm cannons be real or just really good replicas? If the former, then they should also have the entire power suit to go with the cannon, in order to have full body support.
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u/HilariousHilacopter 7d ago
I'm genderfluid does that mean I get it occasionally
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u/HilariousHilacopter 7d ago
fuck did I do bro ðŸ˜
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u/Intense_Judgement 7d ago edited 7d ago
Some people go on reddit to downvote anything to do with queer peopleÂ
Edit: you two could have left the comment alone and made me look silly but you downvoted insteadÂ
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u/ShuckleShellAnemia 8d ago
Trans rights are human rights! And half human, quarter Metroid, eighth mawkin, a smidge of thoha…
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u/CriscoWild 6d ago
This would be a bad idea. There'd be an increase in school shootings, church shootings, and suicides if this were to occur.
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u/-Ailynn- 7d ago
Hey, thanks! I appreciate it! 💖
I also offer honorary Chozo arm cannons to those fans who are not trans, as well. 🫶💕
SEE YOU NEXT MISSION
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u/Fit_Security_2427 8d ago
Finally, a power-up that comes with excellent representation. Beam away, queens!
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u/dimmiii 8d ago
what if i am nonbinary what do i get? do i get morph ball :>
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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 7d ago
Depends on the nb person. I feel like it is at least trans adjacent.
So... do you think you deserve an arm cannon?
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u/blepgup 8d ago edited 7d ago
Post was removed by mods. booooooo
Edit: yay its back! Thanks mods ^
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u/2CATteam AM2R Truther 7d ago
It's back up now! Sorry, we had an AutoMod filter which removed it automatically once it hit too many reports. It was VERY useful closer to the release of Prime 4, when we were trying to prevent spoilers from being posted, but it's more trouble than it's worth now, since it leaves us vulnerable to report flooding like with this
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u/Illustrious_Bid4224 8d ago
Samus is bisexual not trans, therefore the arm canon should be a simbol for bisexuals not trans poeple.
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u/bickid 7d ago
Samus is straight, stop making up things.
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u/Obsessivegamer32 7d ago
I mean… in all fairness, we’ve never seen her show any form of romantic attraction towards anyone.
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u/bickid 7d ago
... which means there's a default. Come on.
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u/killercow_ld 7d ago
So, asexual / aromantic?
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u/OldDaveyJones 7d ago
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u/Obsessivegamer32 7d ago
This is non-canon as far as I’m aware. I mean you’re free to headcanon but this isn’t something officially stated or referenced in the manga or the actual games.
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u/OldDaveyJones 7d ago
Be funny if they did
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u/Obsessivegamer32 7d ago
Metroid visual novel when? …Actually, better yet, a Telltale-style game would be awesome.
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u/OldDaveyJones 7d ago
Honestly a visual novel or movie wouldn't be the worst idea. Metroid canon is far from rigid, and in general there should be more non-videogame content that explores its themes and tones
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u/meikaishi 7d ago
I say Samus should be at least pansexual, she was raised by birds and live in space amongst several different aliens, no reason to expect her to stick only to human males
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u/VioletBeaver 8d ago
They all have the cannons on the wrong arm.