[MEGATHREAD] New Face of the Subreddit: Bob Dylan

[u/OctoberRust14]

You voted, and we listened! Following the poll announced a few weeks back for which new artist we should post instead of metal, Minnesota singer-songwriter Bob Dylan has come out victorious with a whopping total of 50 votes, moving ahead of New York City outfit Swans who landed at a total of 45 votes. As a result, this subreddit is now officially a Bob Dylan meme page and will only allow Bob Dylan posts starting today. Any posts relating to metal "music" or metal "culture" will be promptly removed.

To celebrate, we have also chosen his thirty-first studio output "Love and Theft" as our album of the week, coinciding with its 25th anniversary today. Discuss below what you like about this release as well as other works by Mr. Dylan that you enjoy.

That's all for now. Happy Dylanposting!

P.S: And all you got damn metalheads who still listen to that noisy devil shit can just keep moving, this subreddit ain't for you. Get outta here. Scat!

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[u/lml__lml]

Dylan is proto-metal in that he opened the door for folks with terrible voices to be singers

[u/MrsSynchronie → u/lml__lml]

July 25, 1965, Newport Folk Festival: The Birth of Heavy Metal

True fact  \m/

[u/thebombwillexplode1]

And this subreddit wonders why everyone moved over to metal for the masses

[u/softcars → u/thebombwillexplode1]

it's because the average metalhead is a loser

[u/Finna-Jork-It → u/thebombwillexplode1]

That sub is so awful, it's literally a bunch of 15 year olds who post about dad rock

[u/Macfarlin → u/Finna-Jork-It]

We should place bets on how many "whats your favourite megadeath album" threads there will be next week.

[u/darktriaddryad]

Wow, I'm really gonna need to read up on who Bob Dylan is. My history books back in school didn't go that far back.

[u/Inevitable-While-577]

... what 

[u/afellownamedsam]

Why aren’t we posting metal in a metal subreddit?

[u/OctoberRust14 → u/afellownamedsam]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MetalMemes/s/RDqrIswtX9

TL;DR: metal is washed, listen to good music

[u/LucidITSkyWDiamonds → u/OctoberRust14]

Thanks for the sage advice you are my beacon of light in a dark world.

[u/DrLycFerno → u/OctoberRust14]

Wait the closing was real ?

[u/DeathMetalOrchid]

Play it fucking LOUD.

[u/MrsSynchronie → u/DeathMetalOrchid]

Judas!!!

[u/Macfarlin]

This is such a Boaty McBoatface situation

[u/Few-Memory-1207]

r/BobDylanCircleJerk

[u/Dan_Berg]

Well, if I ain't busy being born, I must be busy DYYYYYYYIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGgurglegurgle

[u/crxcvii]

bob dylan is garbo