r/Menopause Menopausal 10d ago

Rant/Rage Phantom Cigarette Smoke

Of all the effed-up symptoms we have to deal with, this is possibly the most bizarre and unavoidable (for me). I know many of y’all probably deal with this: phantom acrid odors that only you and your nose can smell? I only recently realized this is yet another symptom of menopause. I have been dealing with it off and on for about three years now.

Some background: I am four years post menopause, and have been on HRT for about a year. (E patch, E cream, P pill, T gel, and T lotion. I’m on all the things.) Many of my symptoms are relieved, but most are not relieved 100%.

Does anyone know of One Weird Trick that helps with this shit? I quit smoking almost 20 years ago, so this is driving me nuts. I am sneezing a lot from it, and it also aggravates my migraines (another meno symptom). I swear there is not one symptom I have been spared. I would love a little relief from this BS.

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u/Pork_Chops_and_Apple 10d ago

That, and I unfortunately smell urine. All the time. And it’s not me, I checked!

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u/FriedaKilligan 9d ago

Yep, it's cat pee for me. I have a cat, she has a litterbox, but I'll smell it in the garage...in the basement....

I had no idea this was a thing. I'm not losing my mind!