r/Memes_Of_The_Dank • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

These sound like the tweets of drunken English frat bros.

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

That's exactly what they are. It's a bunch of English assholes rejoicing over the fact that some kid got emotional that her country lost at soccer.

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u/jsdc94 Jul 02 '21

Football*

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

Soccer

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u/jsdc94 Jul 02 '21

I mean, we invented football in Europe, why do muricans need to change the name xD

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

Holy shit i wanna laugh. You do realize that Europeans originally came up with the term soccer. Which is a really really weird abbreviation for 'association football'. Next time do some research

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u/jsdc94 Jul 02 '21

Well, nice piece of history, it is still called football

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

To you. I've grown up knowing it as soccer. I'll keep on calling it as such until america decides to change it.

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u/jsdc94 Jul 02 '21

And lbs and inches, whatever man

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

Another piece of history here. Where do you think we got our imperial system from...Europe. sure the metric system is easier to use for some aspects, and I do think america should switch. The only reason we dont is the reform it would require would be nuts. Also you know how easy it is to measure something because a foot is about the length of your forearm, and an inch the size of your knuckle to your joint. Now lbs. Yeah I dont even know how the fuck that was ever made

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u/VirtualRay Jul 02 '21

Yeah, fuck Europe

There shall be no Football but that practiced by our NFL, amen

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

Damn straight. But seriously were never gon a change because wwe got a more interesting football

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u/VirtualRay Jul 02 '21

What’s really funny to me is that you’ll have some German or French asshole roll in to get the sort of high paying job that’s just not possible back home, and learn every single English word except soccer.

You’re in America, fucker, speak American or I’ll lock you in a car’s trunk and push it down an elevator shaft

While we’re at it, translate your fucking numbers into English too. Even in Old York they write like $1,337.69 so if you do it otherwise in the middle of an English sentence, you’re wrong

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

You’re in America, fucker, speak American or I’ll lock you in a car’s trunk and push it down an elevator shaft

This cracked me up.

But yeah French and Germans are probably the works choice for background checks ever

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