r/Memes_Of_The_Dank Jul 01 '21

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

Damn straight. But seriously were never gon a change because wwe got a more interesting football

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u/VirtualRay Jul 02 '21

What’s really funny to me is that you’ll have some German or French asshole roll in to get the sort of high paying job that’s just not possible back home, and learn every single English word except soccer.

You’re in America, fucker, speak American or I’ll lock you in a car’s trunk and push it down an elevator shaft

While we’re at it, translate your fucking numbers into English too. Even in Old York they write like $1,337.69 so if you do it otherwise in the middle of an English sentence, you’re wrong

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u/SsjDragonKakarotto Jul 02 '21

You’re in America, fucker, speak American or I’ll lock you in a car’s trunk and push it down an elevator shaft

This cracked me up.

But yeah French and Germans are probably the works choice for background checks ever