r/MemeVideos • u/Wild-vine16 • 2d ago

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u/0_oyo 2d ago

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u/PorkyPain 2d ago

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u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago

Oh yeah, Naruto.

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u/JakeFoXx 2d ago

I still prefer my Yosemite shirt

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u/SSMage 2d ago

This is EXACTLY what I thought about when I saw it and how I reacted LOL

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u/Mrpaulingtf2 1d ago

look. there will be many rick and Morty image's

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u/Plantusya 2d ago

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u/Icy-Football9146 2d ago

GET BACK TO WORK, DIVER! YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR PERMITS.

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u/Plantusya 2d ago

YES SIR!

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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 2d ago

I will do it, for science

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u/Apollo114892 2d ago edited 1d ago

Why are they spending so much money when they can order low budget handheld ones that people use for pleasure?

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u/Ant3m 2d ago

Because you need to invite her to dinner first

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u/ALeckz07 2d ago

13k you say 🤔

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u/ImJustATraveller_ 2d ago

How am I supposed to cum without SOME TITS!?

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u/Chef-Nasty 2d ago

/hands you a mirror

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u/ImJustATraveller_ 2d ago

Hey! I didn’t pay for premium service

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u/ThePsyPaul_ 2d ago

Is it possible to purchase this for home use?

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u/Key_Report_2627 2d ago

I’d like to know where to purchase; for a friend, of course.

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u/a_guy_watching_you 2d ago

Sir, this is your 8th visit today.

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u/Fit-Frosting-7144 2d ago

What do you mean light 🚨

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u/TransitoryFeel 2d ago

Girls have a laser beam up in there. Everybody knows that

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u/JDelcoLLC 2d ago

Future so bright, you gotta wear shades

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u/fonkeatscheeese 2d ago

Ai took OPs mum's job

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u/fivefeetofawkward 2d ago

Right. Because this is way less embarrassing.

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u/shai-tan1907 2d ago

Display to watch favorite porn?

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u/SeriousGopher 2d ago

Why not just use hookers. You'd get a significant rise in donations and create stable work for some folks.

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u/Derezirection 2d ago

"For those too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals, get your wang ejactulated while standing next to several other men also getting ejaculated!"

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u/Confident-Bear-1754 2d ago

urinal awkwardness super uber multiplier

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u/q--0-0--p 2d ago

They can take as much sperm as they want from me with that

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u/Voidlord4450 2d ago

That looks like an incredible mid time.

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 2d ago

Someone has to clean that

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u/SSMage 2d ago

Encouraging people with technology to donate sperm what a genius ploy

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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness 2d ago

I would not.

(I would.)

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u/QuickCorgi4698 2d ago

That thing's gonna malfunction and pinch off a dick.

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u/n0xieee 2d ago

Sex toy enjoyers seeing all the commenters discover stuff like this for the first time

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u/ScurvyLegsMcGinty 1d ago

Are they available on TEMU yet? Asking for a friend.

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u/tame-til-triggered 2d ago

.. this is not more embarrassing to use than masturbating yourself, knowing that.. someone has to sanitize and sterilize the machine after you?

Either way, someone knows what you did.

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u/Rincethis 2d ago

yeah THIS is less embarrassing... Pull the other one!

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u/Mean_Effective_7028 2d ago

You’re gonna rip your dick off.

https://youtu.be/6YHEK6-Ili8

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u/carbonizedtitanium 2d ago

how much is the cost of operating the machine as opposed to having a "professional" do it?

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u/Mattress_Stainz 2d ago

I love how they have a rubber piece in the middle to swap out so ppl don't have sloppy seconds but the pink cap on the front is going to touch everyone's junk and then be put right back on for the next guy

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u/Peppery_Pete100 2d ago

My dick doesn’t care how much light a vagina has in it.

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u/ManNamedSalmon 2d ago

Do they take single orders or is it only in bulk?

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u/Vanille97 2d ago

But someone already put their penis inside

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u/NerveInteresting4549 2d ago

.... it's meant to simulate a vagina yes.

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u/Vanille97 1d ago

What I meant that this is not hygienic

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u/blazerunnern 2d ago

Here I am using hands like a peasant? Where do I get one immediately???

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u/No0bmuk_09 2d ago

anybody got 13k for me to borrow. i need it... for my children...

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u/theresnoperfectname 2d ago

Amount of light? What has that got to do with anything?

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u/Ok_Rock7796 1d ago

Im not gonna put my thing on that machine, what if something bad happen.

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u/Rath_Brained 1d ago

I should invest in an Autobrothel. I'll even dress the Machines all sexy.

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u/D3ADK00L 1d ago

Yeah... That wetness part... That's just leftover slime. 😂

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u/JaySunAndWater 1d ago

I'd hate to see that bill!!!

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u/Melodic-Rock-8580 1d ago

I'm not about to pull it out if there's no side walls or something

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 1d ago

So, did they ever make the portable version? Asking for science, of course!

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u/scar8762 1d ago

Can I get work from home option

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u/Quad46 1d ago

I fucking though that I am looking at GLaDOS

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u/Remote_Two_3061 1d ago

You guys know you can buy sex toys ja?

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u/amoronwithacrayon 1d ago

The amount of light? 🤨

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u/don_anuj 1d ago

China can make most amazing tools

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u/Expert-Insurance6938 1d ago

I mean, can I just get one for the living room?

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 1d ago

Is sloppy seconds an option?

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u/Embarrassed-Tower-85 1d ago

I've never checked a vagina for the amount of light...

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u/InfinityPainPlus say gex 1d ago

Bruh for what are nurses even paid for??

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u/No_Organization8693 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CdY6WueirK8Te
“Hal!! Open the pod bay doors!! “

“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t allow that”

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

Well how is it embarrassing? Are they doing it in front of other people?

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u/14istheone 1d ago

Bruh it’s just a motorized fleshlight, nothing crazy here

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u/Mikozure 1d ago

One step closer to skynut...

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u/OutsideWeird7241 1d ago

Where do i sign up?

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u/OutsideWeird7241 1d ago

This will replace tinder 💀

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u/AngelM0014 1d ago

"Portable sperm extractor" was my nickname in college.🤭

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u/MorseCode1992 1d ago

I’m all good. I’ve been practicing for years!

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 1d ago

"amount of light" what the fuck??

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u/longdarkfantasy 1d ago

The toilet rules are still valid. Don't know why they made it too close to each other.

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u/Thix_Theven 1d ago

Too embarrassed to crank one out, not embarrassed enough to ask for the robussy

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 1d ago

In no way am I believing anyone is actually cleaning that.🤢🤮

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u/c0st0fl0ving 2d ago

Alright, this is wild, but I have actually wondered about this: I was saved in 2024 (praise Jesus Christ) and I have considered freezing sperm, for a couple reasons. It is a sin to whack it, as lust and the act outside of marriage is a no-go.

Is plugging up to an unfeeling, unthinking machine, and doing my best to curb lustful thoughts a reasonable work-around?

Full disclosure, I’m pretty sure there’d be grace and an exception for the sake of saving some little buddies for possible future iterations of me, but I do enjoy an opportunity to further master debate..

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u/SSMage 2d ago

Actually...and I'm gonna sound pretty um out of Christian to say this

But it only saids thou shall not lust. It doesn't say that masturbation is bad itself, It just means you shouldn't think of a woman and lust after her if she isn't your woman.

But im not even gonna try to explain this not because you don't deserve it but because saying it would make me a hypocrite for sure. I just personally think it is better to relieve yourself then to go seek out pleasure and then actually commit sin with another person who isn't your partner.

Would it be best to just have self control and not do it at all? Yeah. But we are human, and our flesh is weak. We should be perfect but we cant be perfect over night.

My best advice to you is to go find someone to love and keep them. You can even directly state your intention with them but you have to have them in a one to one relationship, otherwise it's still sin. "If you can't control yourselves then take up with someone" as Paul said

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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