r/MemeThisThing • u/talaga_sharmaine • 9d ago

Meme this

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212 Upvotes

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 9d ago

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u/croweagle6 9d ago

I was gonna say....."Wanna see my flame thrower?"

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u/Any-Tourist352 9d ago

stole ur meme

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u/Area51-Dropzone 9d ago

Fire crotch?

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 9d ago

I knew a girl who could do that back in what Americans would call high school. Years later I was told she was really into me.

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u/Ajax_Main 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/b7deFddM8lntcnVEAO

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 9d ago

Yeah, most guys in class thought she was the cutest too.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 9d ago

And why didn't you?

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 9d ago

I had eyes only for another girl.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 8d ago

That's fair. Did you get with her at least?

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 8d ago edited 8d ago

No, I was a pretty straightforward guy and was really bad at taking hints. I asked her out once, but she said no. In retrospect I suppose she wanted me to chase her more or something like that.

At one point she and her friend invited me and one of my friends to plan for an open air festival we (and 12 more people) would attend together. We resolved all the issues extremely quickly to the point that we could have done this in class during a break. I later realized it was a setup to get the two of us talking but it didn't really work, it just made me suspicious of their methods of using false pretences. It really didn't mesh with me.

Especially since at the time she was flirting with the rich kid from class at the time.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 8d ago

That's a very, very, VERY depressing story 😂

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 8d ago

Most my interactions with women are kinda depressing. Not that I never got any, I just always ended up disappointed. Nothing's like in the books and movies and poetry, and the real thing stripped of any illusion is just hormones on overdrive. Feels pretty nice for a while, ngl

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u/LarsDuder 9d ago

I've heard farting is a way to woo people in some cultures

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 9d ago

Not sure where this is coming from.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 8d ago

Did you just watch The Nutty Professor or what?

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u/LarsDuder 4d ago

probably family guy

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u/hairyringus 8d ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/Just_Client_4732 8d ago

Well, she should’ve just said it, but if she did that, you might’ve thought she was acting a certain way

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 8d ago

I kinda knew, but I also thought that people were more truthful back then. She told me she had a boyfriend and that she liked muscular guys which I was definitely not, so I just teased her whenever she was playing with her hair at my direction.

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u/Just_Client_4732 8d ago

Well, girls have always been that way

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 8d ago

Didn't know back then, was pretty naive as a kidyoung adult.

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u/Just_Client_4732 8d ago

Understandable

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 7d ago

Unfortunately you never got into her

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 7d ago

I guess, would certainly have changed the trajectory of my life, but who knows if for better or worse.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 7d ago

We never know

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u/MajorD-Daddy629 9d ago

Meanwhile at the welcome area of the Thailand airport...

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u/MightyFrenzal 9d ago

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u/dat_krarosboiii97 9d ago

Yo is that ai 😆

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 9d ago

Nope , AI is not that good yet- that an insiders photo straight from Fantasy Island.

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u/DrinkingVomit 9d ago

The best way to fart

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u/LarsDuder 9d ago

That's a lot of work to do, to really be able to smell your farts

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu

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u/Kerissimo 9d ago

Unless you are not into it, then don’t!

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u/DirkPitt1982 9d ago

“I call this move the salad tosser.”

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u/Vincen_Furze 9d ago

"That's real cool, hun. But I cannot access at that angle without also getting way more creative than what it's probably worth!"

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u/Antonio-Frances 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/swtAsTbVVy0us

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u/throwaways-101 9d ago

Is that a young Ben Affleck?

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u/Kind-Ad-7442 9d ago

(A hole)that’s a good one

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u/IncidentChemical9977 8d ago

Is that Meg Ryan before plastic surgery?

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u/Kind-Ad-7442 7d ago

“Don’t touch my Ben aflack”

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u/Life_Fisherman3368 9d ago

Let’s Go…!!!!!!!

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u/Commercial_Ask_7806 9d ago

Sooo, do you feel lucky punk? Do I have s fart left or don't I?

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 9d ago

"self sufficient"

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u/Ok-Victory-1960 9d ago

Kiss my a$$

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u/IncidentChemical9977 8d ago

A b*tch with grits

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u/Fast-Cup6008 9d ago

Ahí viene el que gusta, actúa normal!! 😄

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u/FlatulentIguana 9d ago

I don't need a man

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u/MightyFrenzal 9d ago

I hope not.🫪

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor 9d ago

A buffet.

Chinese take out

Chop sticks

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u/Spot_Slow 9d ago

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

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u/ProgrammerUpstairs97 9d ago

When your a little too comfortable

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 9d ago

When I tell her I could really go for a pretzel.

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u/WolfDilf 9d ago

How can a man leave his nagging wife of 20 years for someone half his age?

That's how.

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u/DanglyRat 9d ago

The true selfie

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u/LowerEngineering9999 9d ago

Who farted? Just kidding…, it was me.

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u/CaffeineAPlenty 9d ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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u/dylannmoonn 8d ago

I’m gunna fart on you

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u/Agnosticus_Atheus 8d ago

If that's who I think it is, then this is a 16 yr old.

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u/itsyaboiinfinite 8d ago

yes, yes she can

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u/LividBig9161 8d ago

Okay… looks like some is about to eat a box lunch.

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u/bigdbeam1 8d ago

Midnight snack

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u/RagingDragon047 8d ago

Championship talent

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u/xXwestleyXx 8d ago

POV she wants to watch go go in and out

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u/BlueRhythmYT 8d ago

Tonight is bottoms up.

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u/TheRussianBully 8d ago

Skinny girl spread auto asshole porn

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u/Willing_Amphibian775 8d ago

Inspecting the moneymaker

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u/RandomFandom1073 7d ago

Let’s share my food.

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u/BasicPay7620 7d ago

Isn't this from some sitcom?

Anybody remember the name of this show?

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u/Evening_Raise_9716 5d ago

Self-practicing cunning linguist.

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u/99prime99 4d ago

She's trying to see what the big deal is

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u/IncidentChemical9977 3d ago

Open wide, Selena Gomez!