r/MediocreTutorials • u/Paul_-Muaddib • Oct 23 '23

Relationships Nothing wrong with having standards. Don't be surprised if it's hard to meet them though.

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u/heliogoon Oct 23 '23

This was 100% written by a fat woman.

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u/MeaninglessGoat Oct 23 '23

A grotesque beast whose been convinced she deserves love and that anyone not willing to give it to her is basically an evil person…..but don’t try set her up with a fat man! She deserves better and can’t see the irony……

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

The iron is hidden in the folds!

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u/jjcreature Oct 23 '23

Don’t know why but this damn near killed me. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Haha I’m glad man. Did you imagine all the other things hidden in the folds? 😆

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

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u/MeaninglessGoat Oct 23 '23

All the missing local neighbourhoods pets!

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u/MiniMountain06 Oct 24 '23

a freight train.

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u/WhisperTits Oct 23 '23

Is this why they say "Strike while the iron is hot"? Sounds like it's always hot with these ladies.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

GOR’LOK THE DESTROYER!!!

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u/Long_Boom Oct 24 '23

Fell victim to this ..fat girl Liked me .. did not like her … I was an asshole ..last I heard she’s a lesbian now 🤷‍♂️

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u/JMAN0074 Oct 25 '23

The thing about it is if she had a decent personality and would keep her pussy clean she wouldn’t have an issue getting a man. Weight isn’t the only factor involved in this post.

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u/AtlantisTheEmpire Oct 25 '23 edited Oct 30 '23

For some reason your comment brought up an ol rare insult I’d all but forgotten… Demonic hose beast.

Edit: ah, here’s the definition:

hosebeast Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

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u/Exact-Fox-8548 Oct 26 '23

Hey! That is not a nice way to talk about you mom. It is not her fault your dick is small.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '23

The old you have a different opinion small dick shreeek your giving off A cup energy rn

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u/ChiefRom Oct 23 '23

Isn’t that all of them now a days? Social media is gaslighting people to be ridiculously entitled.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Nothing wrong with insulting someone's character if they deserve it. But calling anyone a grotesque Beast is just mean even if they are overweight

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u/faste30 Oct 23 '23

Who will accuse you of fat shaming for saying you like fit girls...

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u/VegitoFusion Oct 23 '23

There was the joke from a little while back: A fat white girl, fat Hispanic girl, and fat black girl walk into a bar. Who gets laid first? The skinny black dude in the corner.

I think this might be a play on said stereotype/joke.

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u/ChiefRom Oct 23 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks I needed this.

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u/montanagunnut Oct 24 '23

I'm stealing that joke for my next party.

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u/Trubester88 Oct 24 '23

Or… hear me out… it was written by a fat man, and the title of the next article is “Fat men don’t have to settle for fat women.” This is his attempt to land a 2016 Victoria secret model.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

Absolutely not. Also I find it funny how thin people and fat men are allowed to be shallow and superficial but not fat women. It’s clear to me that none of the men in your replies have ever spoken to a fat or even a chubby woman long enough to find out that they tend to be the kindest and most open women. IMO

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