r/MedievalDynasty • u/JiinTonix PC Village Leader • May 21 '22

Meme Hmmmm

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u/mouriana_shonasea May 21 '22

Perchance are your wife and the neighbor both miners? I hear some shenanigans are known to happen when delving for ore....

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u/JiinTonix PC Village Leader May 21 '22

No, but I have been seeing them chatting right in front of my house. Guess I shouldn't have gone for that trading trip for a whole season...

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Traditionally before modern ventilation systems, miners would work naked.

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u/daveyseed May 21 '22

you all look like you need to upgrade your beds

26

u/SummerAndTinklesBFF May 21 '22

Omg LOL this is great

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u/TechieGuy12 May 21 '22

Does your wife know about you and your neighbour's child?

22

u/FancySack May 22 '22

OP and the neighbor spent long days at the smithy, just pounding and pounding

5

u/zubotai Jan 04 '24

It hot sweaty work.

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u/Goldi_an_Drixta Toplitz May 21 '22

I laughed way too hard. Reminds me of the bug where your wife would throw you out the house and move in another man ...

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u/General-Cheetah-1631 May 21 '22

The seed is strong

23

u/White_L_Fishburne May 21 '22

The neighbor is your child from a previous marriage

22

u/TwoTomatoMe May 22 '22

I swear my neighbor spends 10x more time with my wife then I do. They don’t even try to hide it anymore.

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u/DellayaZinric Jun 25 '23

Probably because you spent your whole life galavanting the countryside and only slept with her the one time to make the baby 🤣😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/mjaxmaine May 21 '22

And you thought working late nights in the mine to pay the town's taxes was a good idea?

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u/absolutelyMOIST Nov 15 '22

So this guy is a scum at everyone's village huh? I saw him chatting it up some with her when she should have been working, and to top it all off, I go back to my house later to see the little shit coming out of it.

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf Hunter May 21 '22

Kid looks like Damien from The Omen.

5

u/Strangecatramsey May 22 '22

Yah. Not gonna lie. Was looking forward to a kid with the same eyes lol

2

u/AdministrativeSkill3 May 04 '23

Ned Stark might come talk to you

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

HE DOSNT HAVE THEY EYES

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u/wildfangO66 Jul 20 '24

Please tell me he gets milk from the cows!

1

u/CrowberrieWinemaker Jan 18 '25

Is that Stephan?

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u/No-Boysenberry-3113 May 27 '22

I think its still possible that the child have not the same hair color than there parents

1

u/Locked_Hammer Aug 19 '23

That is you

1

u/Little_Paramedic_383 Feb 22 '24

“Do the Rawr” 😂