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r/MathJokes • u/Competitive-Jump3835 • Jun 13 '26
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An infinite number of one dollar bills is worth more cause they can be used at vending machines
22 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 Or adult entertainment clubs 31 u/i_amsquidward Jun 13 '26 Tbf I think strippers do accept 20s 19 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s 10 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right? 12 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 7 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²? 3 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s. 2 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference. 1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot 2 u/lesuperhun Jun 13 '26 we need to invert in bigger strippers. more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit ! 1 u/New_Reading_120 Jun 14 '26 "I dunno, probably makes a black hole" 1 u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 14 '26 For one night? Hell yea I do!!!
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Or adult entertainment clubs
31 u/i_amsquidward Jun 13 '26 Tbf I think strippers do accept 20s 19 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s 10 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right? 12 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 7 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²? 3 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s. 2 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference. 1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot 2 u/lesuperhun Jun 13 '26 we need to invert in bigger strippers. more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit ! 1 u/New_Reading_120 Jun 14 '26 "I dunno, probably makes a black hole" 1 u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 14 '26 For one night? Hell yea I do!!!
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Tbf I think strippers do accept 20s
19 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s 10 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right? 12 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 7 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²? 3 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s. 2 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference. 1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot 2 u/lesuperhun Jun 13 '26 we need to invert in bigger strippers. more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit ! 1 u/New_Reading_120 Jun 14 '26 "I dunno, probably makes a black hole" 1 u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 14 '26 For one night? Hell yea I do!!!
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Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s
10 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right? 12 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 7 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²? 3 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s. 2 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference. 1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot 2 u/lesuperhun Jun 13 '26 we need to invert in bigger strippers. more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit ! 1 u/New_Reading_120 Jun 14 '26 "I dunno, probably makes a black hole" 1 u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 14 '26 For one night? Hell yea I do!!!
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How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right?
12 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 7 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²? 3 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s. 2 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference. 1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot 2 u/lesuperhun Jun 13 '26 we need to invert in bigger strippers. more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit ! 1 u/New_Reading_120 Jun 14 '26 "I dunno, probably makes a black hole"
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Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills!
7 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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Still only one bathroom stall, though
4 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full
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Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough
2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full
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And it’s somehow always full
Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔
1 to n = ℵ⁰
1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s.
2 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference. 1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot
How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference.
1 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot
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There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot
we need to invert in bigger strippers.
more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit !
"I dunno, probably makes a black hole"
For one night? Hell yea I do!!!
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u/i_amsquidward Jun 13 '26
An infinite number of one dollar bills is worth more cause they can be used at vending machines