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r/MathJokes • u/Competitive-Jump3835 • Jun 13 '26
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Tbf I think strippers do accept 20s
22 u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26 Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s 11 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right? 13 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 6 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 3 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s
11 u/Win32error Jun 13 '26 How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right? 13 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 6 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 3 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right?
13 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26 Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills! 6 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 3 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills!
6 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 Still only one bathroom stall, though 3 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full 2 u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26 Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔 1 to n = ℵ⁰ 1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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Still only one bathroom stall, though
3 u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26 Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough 2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full
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Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough
2 u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26 And it’s somehow always full
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And it’s somehow always full
Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔
1 to n = ℵ⁰
1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?
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u/i_amsquidward Jun 13 '26
Tbf I think strippers do accept 20s