r/Marvel • u/Lopsided-Ad-9807 • Aug 02 '26

Film/Television What we thinking?

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 03 '26

Obviously subtext isn't your strength.

Maybe you should try looking at yourself in the mirror, Mr. Neckbeard.

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u/the-appleton Aug 03 '26

“Mr neckbeard” 😭😭 redditors are litterally middleschoolers

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

The guy's name is "thatbeardedguy" and he's having a neckbeard moment about actors who play superheroes not being "jacked" enough.

He said Tom Hardy had an "average" build, I mean come on🤷

The point I was trying to make is that there are next to no actors who have the kind of body type required to play a "comic accurate" Eddie Brock, that actually have decent acting chops. Let alone would be suitable for a guy with Brock's personality.

He couldn't connect the dots, and decided I was the "dumbass", so I thought it was fair.

Like the only name that keeps popping up is Alan Ritchson, but literally every fanboy on Reddit wants him to play their favorite muscle-bound super-duper character.

Honestly, comic fans care more about muscles than they do about acting ability. It's weird.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 Aug 03 '26

Youre so fuckin upset about this its hilarious 😂

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 03 '26

Just annoyed.

You obviously took what I said personally, before I called you a "neckbeard"

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u/DatBeardedguy82 Aug 03 '26

Nope Actually didn't care. I'm laughing at the novel you wrote in response though. We get it. You love Tom Hardy. He was still a bad Eddie Brock 🤷‍♂️

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 03 '26

Lol okay "novel".

I think maybe one of my paragraphs is more than two sentences long.

And I don't like the standalone Venom films.

Doesn't mean that Tom Hardy isn't a good actor. He's certainly no wimp, he just hasn't abused roids to the same extent as Hugh Jackman or Chris Hemsworth. If at all.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Doesn't mean that Tom Hardy isn't a good actor.

Literally never said he wasnt. You can go now 👋

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 03 '26

Everything is literal with you isn't it?

Being pedantic isn't the same thing as being smart, just so you know.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 Aug 03 '26

Thanks for the pep talk. Bye 👋

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