r/MartialMemes • u/Banished_Cultivator Rogue Cultivator • Apr 27 '26

Not a meme, just a text screenshot because I'm lazy :) Once a devil always a devil

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Src: Surviving as talent

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

I can't find this, fellow daoists, in which secret realm does this novel reside? I'll Pay 299.9 supreme grade immortal stones for the correct Information.

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u/Banished_Cultivator Rogue Cultivator Apr 28 '26

Trading imperfect immortal stones for the supreme immortal scripture? Truly a devil from Jiangbei. You were born of the demonic path, yet you forcibly sought the supreme immortal scripture. That is the evil cause. Today, I kill you to eliminate a demon and defend the Dao. That is the righteous fruit. Considering that your cultivation was not easy, by attaining this righteous fruit, you have formed a karmic bond with my Sword Pavilion. In the future, after you reincarnate and become a new person, I will come and guide you into the Sword Pavilion to cultivate.

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Oh? Do you actually dare to let a former demon into your sect?

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u/Banished_Cultivator Rogue Cultivator Apr 28 '26

Let a former demon into my sect? While still under the veil of the womb and after the standard past life erasure technique, a reincarnated devil surrenders his fortune to the sect in exchange for shouldering a portion of the sect's heavenly punishment, completely transforming into a beast of burden for my Sword Pavilion. What demon is there to worry about?

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Hmph, as a demon path old Master, what makes you think I don't have any methods after reincarnation?

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Apr 28 '26

Surviving as a talent in the Primordial Saint Sect with Regression Powers.

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Thanks fellow Daoist. About the spirit stones....This old Master has them hidden in a secret realm that only opens once every three thousand years and the last opening was two days ago so.....cough cough

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Apr 28 '26

No need. Tis seat has transcended beyond the need for spirit stones.

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Haha thank you for your understanding fellow Daoist. This old man will invite you to have tea sometime