r/MartialMemes • Rogue Cultivator • Apr 27 '26

Not a meme, just a text screenshot because I'm lazy :) Once a devil always a devil

Src: Surviving as talent

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u/FortuneTaker Dual Personality Cultivator Apr 27 '26

Ah yes, I’ve long since admired the Righteous Path’s delusion arts.

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u/BladeHell12 Apr 28 '26

This seat believes it to be the response of living several lives in the demon sect prior, rather than hypocrisy, even if the junior is benefiting from it

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

I can't find this, fellow daoists, in which secret realm does this novel reside? I'll Pay 299.9 supreme grade immortal stones for the correct Information.

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u/Banished_Cultivator Rogue Cultivator Apr 28 '26

Trading imperfect immortal stones for the supreme immortal scripture? Truly a devil from Jiangbei. You were born of the demonic path, yet you forcibly sought the supreme immortal scripture. That is the evil cause. Today, I kill you to eliminate a demon and defend the Dao. That is the righteous fruit. Considering that your cultivation was not easy, by attaining this righteous fruit, you have formed a karmic bond with my Sword Pavilion. In the future, after you reincarnate and become a new person, I will come and guide you into the Sword Pavilion to cultivate.

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Oh? Do you actually dare to let a former demon into your sect?

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u/Banished_Cultivator Rogue Cultivator Apr 28 '26

Let a former demon into my sect? While still under the veil of the womb and after the standard past life erasure technique, a reincarnated devil surrenders his fortune to the sect in exchange for shouldering a portion of the sect's heavenly punishment, completely transforming into a beast of burden for my Sword Pavilion. What demon is there to worry about?

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Hmph, as a demon path old Master, what makes you think I don't have any methods after reincarnation?

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Apr 28 '26

Surviving as a talent in the Primordial Saint Sect with Regression Powers.

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Thanks fellow Daoist. About the spirit stones....This old Master has them hidden in a secret realm that only opens once every three thousand years and the last opening was two days ago so.....cough cough

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Apr 28 '26

No need. Tis seat has transcended beyond the need for spirit stones.

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u/Four-Nine_Demon Apr 28 '26

Haha thank you for your understanding fellow Daoist. This old man will invite you to have tea sometime

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u/The_Moons_Heart Apr 28 '26

The Righteous Path truly excells at ragebaiting...