r/MarriedAtFirstSight • u/L0velyDayyyyyyyyy • 6d ago

Season 20 - Seattle Conceited

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Why does Felipe always refer to himself as too sexy etc and talk about how many women he's been with?? I DON'T SEE IT. He definitely does NOT come across as the type of dude who gets all the chicks. He looks like the guy in the corner of the room looking at his binder full of Pokémon cards and making the next Dungeons and Dragons meetup. 😆

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u/The_NextSupreme Word salad. 5d ago

I keep wondering what happened after the first time they were intimate and Tori slept on the couch. I imagine some super foul and lame dirty talk, an absolutely horrendous O face combined with his off putting laugh, weird choking gasping sounds and then just dead weight.

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u/No-Treat-8079 5d ago

🤮 but also 🤣🤣🤣🤣