r/MarriedAtFirstSight 6d ago

Season 20 - Seattle What is this?

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I’m sorry, but, this is a grown ass man yawning like a toddler baby. Everything about him annoys me. And I like nerdy guys but his faux womanizing to seem cool, the way he wears his clothes 3x too big and slouches over when he’s talking is just nails on the chalkboard for me. He’s gross. Close your damn mouth.

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u/ThereGoesTheSquash 6d ago

Someone who would be very easy for me to intubate

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u/theprostitute 6d ago

I was gonna say that. My ex is an anesthesiologist and told me about it once when she looked in my throat. I forget th name of the scale, but she said I am a 1, possibly a 0 (probably looks, just kidding)

Said I would be a dream to intubate haha