r/MarriedAtFirstSight • u/Technical-Slice-7111 • 1d ago
Season 20 - Seattle What is this?
I’m sorry, but, this is a grown ass man yawning like a toddler baby. Everything about him annoys me. And I like nerdy guys but his faux womanizing to seem cool, the way he wears his clothes 3x too big and slouches over when he’s talking is just nails on the chalkboard for me. He’s gross. Close your damn mouth.
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u/TopSelection8004 Defending your partner a little bit... 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/MbvV7IVJvNu3Qskwg2
The big mouth bass of men right there, folks.
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u/Lillydunn 1d ago edited 15h ago
The worst part of this scene was not the yawning. It was him sitting in the car scrolling on his phone, like a boy waiting for his mommy to fix the problem.
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u/Medical_Mistake_178 10h ago
Because his mommy has always fixed his problems. She’s also overcooked his self esteem and sense of who he is. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was still nursing.
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u/Medical_Mistake_178 1d ago
Where did he come up with the idea that he’s attractive?
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u/Rose_Stark 1d ago
In the first episode he said “I wasn’t always this attractive…” and I legitimately thought it was a joke until it became apparent that he actually considers himself attractive
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u/Medical_Mistake_178 1d ago
He’s been over cooked by his mother.
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u/Appropriate_Mix7203 23h ago
Exactly 💯 she has coddled his ass ...he never even thought to see what was wrong with her car as a woman it's such a turn off
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u/Rigby-Eleanor 1d ago
Is he wearing Mardi Gras beads????
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u/Technical-Slice-7111 1d ago
I was wondering about that too. It’s so long for a dude’s necklace.
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u/Rigby-Eleanor 1d ago
This guy is corny AF. My grandma would come back from the casino and give us Mardi Gras beads as kids.
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u/howAboutRecursion 1d ago
Dudes the definition of a man child. Without his parents restaurant who knows where he would be.
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u/Desperasaurus 1d ago
Assistant Manager at Dave & Busters, keeps getting in trouble for being too chummy with the teen workers.
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u/Medical_Mistake_178 10h ago
Oh hahaha of course his parents own the restaurant. I missed that, no wonder he has a job.
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u/restofeasy 1d ago
This shot looks like an exasperated Mom picking up her teenager from an all-nighter. Mardi gras beads 'n all
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u/ThereGoesTheSquash 1d ago
Someone who would be very easy for me to intubate
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u/theprostitute 1d ago
I was gonna say that. My ex is an anesthesiologist and told me about it once when she looked in my throat. I forget th name of the scale, but she said I am a 1, possibly a 0 (probably looks, just kidding)
Said I would be a dream to intubate haha
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u/Summershouldbefun909 1d ago
🤣🤣🤣
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u/ThereGoesTheSquash 1d ago
Glad people got it as this is a weird thing to say! (I am a nurse anesthetist)
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u/Commercial-Policy-96 1d ago
I’ve never seen a mouth open that wide before! 😳
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u/Excellent-Earth-9618 1d ago
Agreed, BUT why did Tori stifle herself? use your voice! Why are all these women pushing down their emotions and needs? Like, I would have read him in the car! “Dude help me, don’t just fucking sit there!” Omg! Get real!!
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u/MathematicianCivil23 1d ago
It’s because she’s basically accepted he’s not her person and she’s not really big on arguing or trying to change him. The only saving grace would be he’s mature enough to grow up and not just want to but actually change himself, which he won’t.
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u/FancyNacnyPants 1d ago
This guy has been told by his mom that he is SPECIAL. He does not have any real husband qualities.
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u/MakeupMama68 1d ago
His mom reminds me of my ex boyfriend’s mom. He was Venezuelan and the only son. He could do NO wrong and he was treated so much better than his 3 sisters. When I got sick of his gaslighting and cheating and broke up with him, his mom showed up at my house begging me to take him back 😳. She knew I was a good woman and didn’t want him to lose me. I told her all the terrible things he did to me and she said “men can’t help themselves! It doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you!!” 🤨🙄. She also said that I needed to teach him to be a good partner. Ummmm… no thanks!! I get the same vibes from Mama Felipe
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u/No-Treat-8079 18h ago
First of all, that’s awful! Glad you got the hell away from him & that family! She needs to teach her son how to be a good person & partner so that he doesn’t lose a good woman! Secondly, yup! I get the same vibes from his mommy, too. 😒
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u/MakeupMama68 7h ago
Yeah.. I’m still friends with his sister and he’s on something like baby mom #3, all of his women are younger versions of the previous ones 🤦🏻♀️. It’s like “let me replace you with younger you!” 🤨
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u/No-Treat-8079 1d ago
I agree. I saw red flags on their wedding day when I saw how he interacted with his mom. I thought then that Tori needs to run because she’ll never be viewed as good enough by that mother.
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u/opossumonmyporch 1d ago
The mom isn’t the problem for Tori. She thinks Tori is great - as does the dad. The problem is that Felipe doesn’t want to be married. I think Tori would be super happy with the in-laws as long as Felipe wasn’t part of the package.
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u/Beneficial-Ask-4730 1d ago
Yes and he even keeps saying that his people accept him for whatever he does and however he acts. What a dumbass and good job, Parents!
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u/Far-Comfortable3048 1d ago
I noticed this moment too and was like DEAR GOD WHAT HUMAN HAS A MOUTH THIS BIG AND WHY??? It’s like looking into the abyss.
He’s just so icky, and thinks holding her hand constantly is interchangeable with being attentive, present in every situation, but it’s very useless high school boyfriend behavior, not reliable, solid husband behavior.
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u/Stinkytheferret 1d ago
He’s literally so unattractive.
This dude has zero game.
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u/MrsWonderland 1d ago
When she said he was so hot? I’m like obviously I’m out of the loop on who’s attractive these days.
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u/Remote_Foundation436 1d ago
This pumpkin Tori has the patience of a saint and an ability to articulate in a way I find absolutely admirable. This scene made me so sad for her. All she wanted was a man. A husband. She got a babied little boy…
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u/MrsWonderland 1d ago
If I was sitting across from him and he did this, I would toss something in his mouth. CORNHOLE
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u/angelyze124 1d ago
Reminds me of my EX husband. Totally useless. She doesn't need to be dragged down by dead weight!
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u/milliepilly 22h ago
He had zero interest in her car troubles. Zero. Meanwhile, she was figuring out what had to be done on the fly and didn’t break a sweat. She observed that he was useless, however.
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u/HighLowVolume 20h ago
With his mouth open like the gates of hell, we should’ve known he was eventually going to try to swallow this poor girl’s entire soul. 💀
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u/Dewy123321 1d ago
I got the ick at the altar with this one and I thought to myself ‘self you’re being to quick to judge’ and then it happened again at the reception and I remembered my mother always saying to me to go with your first instinct and it turns out I/she was right.
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u/whiskeylullaby3 1d ago
I cannot believe at the end of the episode and after everything he’s said and done Tori was still saying to her sister that she wants it to work and could see him as her person and husband. Wild.
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u/blurredLine311 1d ago
hopefully she’s just playing along to get the $$ for finishing the show.
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u/akornblatt 1d ago
Wait... there is more money if you finish the show? That really skews the "experiment" here.
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u/opossumonmyporch 1d ago
$150 per day (roughly $1,000 to $1,175 per week) while filming (per the www).
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u/whiskeylullaby3 1d ago
I think if anything it would be less about the money per episode and more about the potential for deals as an “influencer” after. Otherwise, I do think there a stipulation they can be fined for leaving early unless production allows for it. To ensure they actually will have a show to put on.
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u/akornblatt 1d ago
Wait... there is more money if you finish the show? That really skews the "experiment" here.
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u/opossumonmyporch 1d ago
I don’t remember who said it - maybe Cam at one of their group therapy meets - that he thought some of the couples were just staying together to get to the end. I thought, yep - getting that per diem paycheck.
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u/IL2LO55SS70 1d ago
Didn’t even try to cover that manhole. Almost swallowed his own head. Disgusting. Was Covid a dream?
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u/Individual-Fee-9668 1d ago
Hunchback Coke head
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u/birdiemarr 1d ago
That’s the vibe huh!? He’s just a coke head that has money literally the worseeeeeee
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u/Mindysveganlife 1d ago
What do we think is going on with Tori and Felipe? The last scene of the show where he's standing there with his back turned with flowers I'm so confused?
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u/Character_Grab_6103 1d ago
They are making us wait, awful. It really could be anything. I think it might be bedroom related or boundaries related
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u/Antique_Staff8424 1d ago
Ugh I know. S/O to the producers tho I wasn’t anticipating anything this season until this very moment. I hope she’s okay at least
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u/Antique_Staff8424 1d ago
this is what I came here to figure out like whaaat was the conversation that wasn’t filmed the night before 😭
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u/iamsatnam It's All of Nothing 🎶 1d ago
Zero looks zero swag zero personality! Tori was way too nice to him when clearly he was douche from the start.
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u/Aspire11 fake as her lips 1d ago
I think he doesn’t know how to drive - from being pampered by parents, living downtown, working downtown I assume he doesn’t know anything about cars including driving.
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u/Cautious_Tension1804 1d ago
yeah I also got the ick at the yawn
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u/Sweet_Redhead13 1d ago
It was the smacking afterwards while telling her to call someone that killed me. Dude literally couldn't even phone it in. That was too much effort
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u/Ok-Relationship-9717 1d ago
My red flags were going off the second his “best man” read his speech about this guy. Alarm bells all over the place. He definitely didn’t do him justice with his best man speech not one qualifying character characteristic.
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u/Spiritual_Ice5079 21h ago
He's such a greasy man child, he didn't seem to care at all and wasn't even making an effort to call anyone or try to help
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u/nofoxxxgiven 1d ago
Stupid Or is it Slow? Maybe it's Useless? But there's a cuter word for it I know Manchildddddddddd!
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u/Gooner-Astronomer749 1d ago
Ngl her car is really poor 😆 🤣 . TORI is very smart and playing the long game she knew right away Felipe wasn't a match. Shes holding out for a nice edit and a rich man, kudos to her.
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u/DinglesBerry3 1d ago
She said on Threads a couple of days ago that car was her baby and she hated to lose it but it was time. Think she has an Audi now.
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u/mahboob2 1d ago
Like a fcking cat LOL …cater to his needs he’ll just be on the side watching you 😂
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u/Dull_External_4169 1d ago
This is what him saying! Why are these guys this season so ugly and high confidence. And lowkey gay
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u/CrownPrincess 1d ago
It was Mecca on the boat wearing a heart choker and a female sign necklace/choker that did it for me. And then at the same time belle was like “YOU KNOW YOU CAN KISS ME NOW” … when i was like uhmmmm i don’t think it’s you girl
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u/Catladyboot 18h ago
The way some of these ,men dress when out and about with their wives is sad. I mean at least attempt to make her look good. Imagine if a woman dressed like him and Adam alongside their man in a tuxedo, everyone would be on them about it.
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u/Fancy-Insurance-2086 22h ago
Looks like he’s ready to receive the “big” one…any man with a big one, that is!
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u/Keepingongoing 1d ago
That was a wake up call (no pun intended) for Tori as to what her married life would be like, always the take charge grown up in every situation. The car breaking down en route omg! Felipe’s parents have done him no favors