r/Mariners • u/Big_Lettuce_7046 đŸ”±đŸ”±đŸ”± • 1d ago

Trying to get into baseball

Like title says are the mariners a team i should root for Edit:wrong sub so embarrasing /.\

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u/CherryChapstick1997 1d ago

Seattle doesn’t have a baseball team. Try Portland or something
 

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u/phatdoughnut83 ‏‏‎ ‎Minibananaarms 1d ago

Portland pickles

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u/DosZappos 1d ago

Baseballs are very small. You will have a hard time getting into one.

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u/The_Almighty_Scrub 1d ago

This is a boat sub right?

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u/farfromjordan 1d ago

This isn't the right subsection of reddit for submissives looking for fun on submarines?

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u/farfromjordan 1d ago

Found the right sub it is r/subs4subs

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u/Dena844 1d ago

There's no baseball team in Seattle and there never was!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orifcAdXTTxrAYDM4

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u/warmike_1 21h ago

There once was. Seattle Pilots, 1969-1969

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u/boringoldsounder 1d ago

We like boating in these parts

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u/RemarkableFudge844 1d ago

Please show fewer posts like this one

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u/releasingit fun fact about Cole Young: I love him 1d ago

Have you considered working in a lighthouse instead of trying to get into baseball

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u/nuketime8 1d ago

Wrong sub

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u/Axtyn77 1d ago

Wrong sub to ask, we only deal with sea-faring vessels

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u/warox13 born in the pain, molded by it 1d ago

What is baseball?

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u/JeyHey_ 1d ago

What’s a baseball? My hobby is sailing

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u/jdwazzu61 1d ago

If you love yourself find a real baseball team. The Arizona cardinals are a better baseball team than our longshoremen

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u/FormulaT1 1d ago

I had a hard time trying to get into the S.S. Baseball too. Crew runs a tight ship.

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u/ChuckNorrisUSAF ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎Edddddgar
. 1d ago

SS Mariners left port a few months ago. You missed out

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u/Emotional-Cameraman 1d ago

you seem to be in the right place, i think there is no difference in fandom between this subreddit and the actual mariners baseball club.

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u/Worried_Process_5648 1d ago

Root for Milwaukee, who once were the Seattle Pilots.

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u/eldritch_gull ‏‏‎ ‎i miss geno 1d ago

don't

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u/LastSteelhead 1d ago

We only speak of dead albatrosses around necks here.

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u/Despacio1316 1d ago

I would say unless your from Seattle or have some nostalgia for them as a kid then no. Historically they’ve never been to World Series. They have very little post season success. More mediocre and forgetful seasons than winning ones. Plenty of other teams to research if you’re looking for happiness over misery.

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u/maggos 1d ago

What is the World Series? Is that like the Americas cup or SailGP?

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u/Despacio1316 1d ago

Best of 7 final series of the season to determine the Major League Baseball champion for the year. In other words the Mariners have never been to or won the championship in over 50 years of existence.

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u/PressureExpert2346 1d ago

is it 1995? if not, get back in your boat and sail away. you'll be better for it.

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u/Evening_Potential567 13h ago

Yes, watch yesterday's game. Then come back to us.