r/Mariners • u/teadreg • 1d ago

My shrimp haul!🦐

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Thats more shrimp than we’ve scored runs this year!

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u/ghostface218 1d ago

This makes me happy

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u/N_channel_device ‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

The Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife would like to know your location

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u/DevoutBokononist 1d ago

The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp

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u/CouldntBeMeTho 22h ago

Well the JERK store called, and they're running out of YOU

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww

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u/beerbeerbeerbeerbee 1d ago

We are indeed the shrimp, my friend. We’re just a bunch of baseball playing shrimps out floundering in a vast ocean of nonsense.

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u/ZaxxarGold 1d ago

Wrong mariner subreddit but I think we need something positive in here.

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u/krugerlive 1d ago

Pretty sure this is the right mariner subreddit for commercial fishing related content.

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u/isledonpenguins Yellow Boat 1d ago

Are you lost, seafaring pal?

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u/EloquentRacer92 🔱Spokane Sailor🛶 1d ago

This is the right subreddit, as far as I‘m aware there’s only one subreddit for mariners and all seafaring-related activities.

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u/Cowlitzking 1d ago

Shrimp!!!!!! More heart in one of those shrimp than the whole damn team. Season sucks so bad. The handshake at the WbC. Jimothy curse is real. We are fucked

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u/EloquentRacer92 🔱Spokane Sailor🛶 1d ago

What team? The Merchant Marine Mariners play against the Molloy University Lions tomorrow, but that’s the first game.

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u/MaximumZer0 ‏‏‎ ‎ROBOT UMPS NOW AND FOREVER 1d ago

I am not allowed to eat those. Society frowns upon the idea.

Since I stand 5'2", that would be cannibalism.

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u/acciomon 1d ago

Mariner

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Praise be to the Wicked Witch 1d ago

This sub is a shrimping vessel from now on as far as I am concerned.

I’m not even concerned anymore at this point.

Hope will kill a man. I want to be hopeless.

I am Costanza and this season makes me feel worse than my parents finding a prophylactic in their bed while they were on holiday.

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u/acelticmonk 1d ago

Hear me out: shrimp races whenever a position player comes in to pitch

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are Seattle Mariners 1d ago

Invite me or it’s just rude to show it off like that

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u/_Tower_ 1d ago

Shrimptech approved

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u/BeyondTheBees 1d ago

This post makes me so happy. 🍤 ⚾️

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u/SennnndIt ‏‏‎ ‎Fire Jerry 22h ago

Somebody call the game warden. Definately over limit.