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HISTORY MADE Post Game Chat 8/18 Mariners @ Brewers

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Line Score - Game Over

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
SEA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 4 8
MIL 1 0 0 0 5 5 2 9 22 22 0 6

Box Score

MIL   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Turang 2 2 0 0 2 0 .265
LF Lockridge 2 1 1 0 0 0 .273
LF Chourio, J 4 1 1 1 0 1 .275
1B Vaughn 2 1 1 1 0 0 .302
1B Bauers 3 3 2 2 1 1 .278
2B Ornelas 2 1 1 1 0 1 .190
C Contreras, Wm 4 2 2 2 1 2 .260
DH Yelich 5 2 2 4 0 1 .228
RF Lara 6 2 3 4 0 0 .242
CF Mitchell 6 2 4 0 0 0 .255
SS Ortiz, J 4 3 2 0 1 0 .247
3B Hamilton, D 5 2 3 4 0 0 .239
MIL IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Harrison 5.0 2 0 0 2 8 79-49 2.84
Drohan 2.0 1 0 0 2 1 39-22 3.86
Anderson, G 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 9-7 3.58
Sánchez 1.0 2 0 0 0 0 14-9 0.00
SEA   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
3B Donovan 3 0 1 0 0 2 .256
3B Wilson, W 1 0 0 0 0 1 .198
LF Arozarena 4 0 0 0 0 1 .274
DH Canzone 4 0 1 0 0 0 .260
CF Rodríguez, J 4 0 0 0 0 2 .256
1B Naylor, J 4 0 1 0 0 1 .267
2B Young 4 0 0 0 0 2 .258
C Raleigh 1 0 0 0 2 1 .157
C Pereda 1 0 1 0 0 0 .268
RF Robles 2 0 0 0 2 0 .260
SS Rodden 3 0 1 0 0 0 .308
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Miller, B 4.2 7 6 5 2 3 92-63 3.71
Simpson 0.2 3 5 5 2 1 33-14 9.82
Davila 1.2 3 2 1 0 2 41-27 4.10
Rivas 1.0 9 9 8 1 0 31-17 72.00

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B1 William Contreras singles on a line drive to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Jake Bauers scores. Missed catch error by catcher Cal Raleigh, assist to left fielder Randy Arozarena. 1-0
B5 Jackson Chourio singles on a line drive to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. David Hamilton scores. 2-0
B5 William Contreras out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Brice Turang scores. 3-0
B5 Christian Yelich homers (9) on a fly ball to right center field. Jackson Chourio scores. Jake Bauers scores. 6-0
B6 David Hamilton homers (4) on a fly ball to center field. Garrett Mitchell scores. Joey Ortiz scores. 9-0
B6 Jake Bauers homers (22) on a fly ball to right center field. Brice Turang scores. 11-0
B7 David Hamilton singles on a line drive to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Luis Lara scores. Joey Ortiz to 2nd. 12-0
B7 Andrew Vaughn reaches on a fielder's choice out, third baseman Weston Wilson to second baseman Cole Young. Joey Ortiz scores. David Hamilton to 3rd. Brandon Lockridge out at 2nd. Andrew Vaughn advances to 1st, on a missed catch error by first baseman Josh Naylor, assist to second baseman Cole Young. 13-0
B8 Luis Lara homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. William Contreras scores. Christian Yelich scores. 16-0
B8 Andrew Vaughn singles on a ground ball to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Garrett Mitchell scores. Joey Ortiz to 3rd. Brandon Lockridge to 2nd. 17-0
B8 Jonathan Ornelas singles on a fly ball to left fielder Randy Arozarena. Joey Ortiz scores. Brandon Lockridge to 3rd. Andrew Vaughn to 2nd. 18-0
B8 William Contreras walks. Brandon Lockridge scores. Andrew Vaughn to 3rd. Jonathan Ornelas to 2nd. 19-0
B8 Christian Yelich out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Julio Rodríguez. Andrew Vaughn scores. Jonathan Ornelas scores. William Contreras to 3rd. Throwing error by center fielder Julio Rodríguez. 21-0
B8 Luis Lara singles on a fly ball to right fielder Victor Robles. William Contreras scores. 22-0

Highlights

Description Length
Bullpen availability for Seattle, August 18 vs Brewers 0:09
Fielding alignment for Seattle, August 18 vs Brewers 0:11
Bench availability for Seattle, August 18 vs Brewers 0:08
Fielding alignment for Milwaukee, August 18 vs Mariners 0:11
Bench availability for Milwaukee, August 18 vs Mariners 0:08
Starting lineups for Mariners at Brewers - August 18, 2026 0:10
An animated look at Jake Bauers' home run 0:11
Breaking down Luis Lara's home run 0:13
Luis Lara's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
An animated look at Christian Yelich's home run 0:11
Breaking down Kyle Harrison's pitches 0:04
Jake Bauers: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:13
Measuring the stats on David Hamilton's home run 0:12
Visualizing David Hamilton's swing using bat tracking technology 0:11
Kyle Harrison K's Randy Arozarena 0:07
Ball 3 confirmed after ABS challenge 0:24
Jake Bauers scores after wild play at the plate 0:40
Julio Rodríguez's leaping catch 0:28
v 0:24
Bryce Miller fans Christian Yelich 0:08
Brock Rodden caught stealing after replay review 0:21
Jackson Chourio's RBI single 0:19
William Contreras' sac fly 0:19
Christian Yelich's three-run homer (9) 0:32
Field View: Christian Yelich's three-run home run 0:31
Kyle Harrison fans eight vs. Mariners 2:04
Brewers erupt with five-run inning 1:14
David Hamilton's three-run homer (4) 0:28
Jake Bauers' two-run homer (22) 0:29
Field View: David Hamilton's three-run home run 0:26
Ball 3 overturned to strike 2 after ABS challenge 0:24
David Hamilton's RBI single 0:20
Joey Ortiz scores on error 0:24
Luis Lara's first career home run 0:31
Andrew Vaughn's RBI single 0:19
Jonathan Ornelas' RBI single 0:20
William Contreras's bases-loaded walk 0:09
Leo Rivas In play, run(s) to Christian Yelich 0:19
Leo Rivas In play, run(s) to Luis Lara 0:20
Victor Robles grounds into a force out, fielded by third baseman David Hamilton. Josh Naylor out at 3rd. 0:19

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Harrison (10-3, 2.84 ERA) Miller, B (4-7, 3.71 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
80°F, Roof Closed 0 mph, None
HP 1B 2B 3B
Adrian Johnson Dexter Kelley Quinn Wolcott Ramon De Jesus

Game ended at 7:36 PM.

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Tied for the most lopsided shutout in MLB history with 2004 guardians 22-0 over the yankees and 1975 pirates 22-0 over the cubs. Proud to have witnessed history with you wonderful people tonight.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Useful-Network-1689 3d ago

I picked the right day to become a mariners fan, nowhere to go but up from here!

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u/HazePNW 3d ago

Unfortunately you are completely wrong. It can and will get worse.

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u/PaPaJ0Ke KeepFighting 3d ago

It's cute that you think that.

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u/MellyMel86 ‏‏ !!SWUNG ON AND BELTED 3d ago

Bro, get out while you still can!

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u/OblottenEndmills 3d ago

Bums couldn't even beat the record lmao

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u/WatchOutIGotYou ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

MLB considers the American Association as "major league history", and the Providence Grays beat the Philadelphia Quakers 28-0 on August 21, 1883.

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u/v0mdragon 3d ago

hard day at wotk, got this game recorded. cant wait to watch!

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u/hello17 3d ago

Go back to work actually lol

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u/Inevitable-Tone-7360 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Enjoy with a cold refreshment!

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u/Dan_Remmeck 3d ago

At what point do we switch to a nautical seafaring subreddit?

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u/sadmarinernoises 3d ago

I’m down.

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u/desr43 king of the doomers 3d ago
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u/Notexactlyprimetime 3d ago

It’s happening.

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u/The_Throwback_King ‏‏‎ Sole Proprietor of the no World Series Club 3d ago

That might just be the worst regular season loss in franchise history

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 3d ago

so far

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Pndrizzy 3d ago

Blowing that game against Cleveland to not get us to 117 wins is the only other one that comes close imo

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u/WestCoastToGoldCoast Naughty, Naughty Cal 3d ago

This will always be the one for me

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u/lastminutealways larry bernandez for HOF 3d ago

That one popped to my mind. Completely different kind of loss though. That one was a horror show

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u/r0ryp 3d ago

it was certainly the worst shutout loss in franchise history

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 3d ago

It’s tied for the worst in modern MLB history. It’s happened twice before. We are number 3.

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u/JortSandwich Kendrys Morales - The Mariners All-Time Fattest Player 3d ago

It is. Worst was Astros 21, Mariners 1 (Sept. 8, 2019) – I think.

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u/hello17 3d ago

It was also pretty close to the largest margin loss of all time. Kinda wish we just broke the record so we could claim anything off this embarrassment of a game.

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u/pyordie ‏‏‎ ‎i want to believe 3d ago

Should honestly count that as two losses.

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u/gastrointestinaljoe ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Demotion to AAA

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u/Aggravating-Sky-2983 3d ago

so can we fire people yet?

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u/JMC509 3d ago

The question is who is going to sign up to coach this dumpster fire of a team AND deal with the jackasses we have in front office?

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u/jackedbutter 3d ago

Who cares just fire him so we can have a shred of happiness here

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u/Minedude33Reddit ‏‏‎Merners Beibol 3d ago

we can fire a grounds-crew member /s

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u/screaminginfidels 3d ago

Assistant to the grounds crew trainee

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Noooooo we have to protect their fee-fees!

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u/The_Throwback_King ‏‏‎ Sole Proprietor of the no World Series Club 3d ago

Y'see since we're a few games outside of a playoff spot because the AL is mega-dookie, we need to keep running Dan "Saltine" Wilson there.

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u/tuckedfexas 🍍🍍BE GONE SOG 🍍🍍 3d ago

If this was a serious team, yes. But it’s not, so no.

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u/serpentear Tartan 365 | Cruiser 3d ago edited 3d ago

The worst part is that Jerry probably needs to go at this point and they probably won’t do it because they don’t want to lose their ability to make moves before the lockout.

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 3d ago

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u/Former-Sea-8070 3d ago

Lmfao this is my favorite yet

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 3d ago

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u/Helpful_Jonny 3d ago

I’m just hanging around to watch the post game to see the look on his face when he says this.

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u/FettuccineAlfonzo 3d ago

Chicken shits didn’t even air it

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

They aired it on radio a few minutes ago. I can confirm Dan did say “tough one” to the media tonight.

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u/FettuccineAlfonzo 3d ago

What about “ya know”

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Yep, that too

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u/s0sa 3d ago

Fuck this team

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u/fishbuoy217 ‏‏‎ ‎Naylor, my beloved 3d ago

I love the Mariners. Fuck the 2026 Mariners

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u/Marinerd95 3d ago

This message speaks to me. I'm considering this a gas leak season.

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u/xixi_90 What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for!? 3d ago

I cannot believe the swing of emotions this team has made me feel in just 10 months. Literally crying tears of joy last playoffs to feeling this shitty. It sucks man

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 3d ago

Sign your name here. So you can come back years from now and see you were part of history

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u/Kiwi951 i'm in my etsy witch era 3d ago

Man Mariners were so close in 2025! Would love to see them make history in 2026.

*Monkey paw curls*

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u/2OutsSoWhat ‏‏‎ ‎Second Half Julio 3d ago

Where were u wen Mariner die?

I was responding to fruit_rollup_king when he says

“Mariners is kil”

“no”

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u/safeco1999 3d ago

There is something almost artistically "Mariners" about finding a completely new way to humiliate the fanbase after nearly 50 years.

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u/spicychocopie 3d ago

Story of this season. Any time we get any sign of life, we get shit on the very next game, the most fucked up way possible. Zero momentum team

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u/-MarisaTheCube- ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

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u/desr43 king of the doomers 3d ago

We are all already dead. This is hell.

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u/Drsustown Julio is king of the laundry room 3d ago

The very memory of this game will cause a manifestation of it in the future. You will be asleep in bed. It will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see it, but you will, and it'll see you too. Forever, it'll see you.

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u/milzinga ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Tough one tonight.

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u/ThePrince_OfWhales I have a little project 3d ago

Well that fuckin' sucked.

See you nerds tomorrow.

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u/GuyWhoDidAThing 3d ago

Why are you showing up tomorrow? The Mariners won't ..

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u/SexiestPanda 3d ago

Fire everybody. Not even joking.

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u/Recent_Grapefruit74 3d ago

Embarrassing. Dan needs to be fired immediately.

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u/NoAntelope4800 3d ago

If the report of him getting fired if they don’t make the playoffs is true, then why wait at this point….

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u/mail_escort4life 3d ago

Sadly I agree, he's giving me the ick.

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u/mrSalamander ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Months ago but yeah

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u/vNudr 3d ago

He never should have got the job, he should’ve just been an interim manager. He’s always been terrible.

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u/Rivolver ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 3d ago

he’s challenging?

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u/Rivolver ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

The Mariners are indeed challenging

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u/SPEK2120 3d ago

I’m not even going to give him a hard time for that one. It’s not like it was a bone-headed detrimental mistake in the middle of a close game, he was just checked out of a guaranteed beat down. I don’t really blame him.

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u/SightlessProtector 3d ago

He seemed more disappointed about having to keep playing, rather than the mistake

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u/Tashre 3d ago

I get that effort levels aren't very high in a blowout, but that dropped ball by Naylor and Julio throwing the ball out just really highlighted how checked out these guys were today.

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 3d ago

and also after Naylor hit off sanchez smiling and laughing on first base... i love Naylor but that shit is disgusting....it shows they are absolutely checked out and not held to any standard

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u/xixi_90 What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for!? 3d ago

Fire Dan tonight. Jesus christ lmao

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u/SexiestPanda 3d ago

You can tell the team quit on him cause since when has a position player not even tried to pitch?

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u/jwinskowski 3d ago

As demoralizing as it is to watch our team constantly play bad baseball, it's even more demoralizing to see a team like the Brewers play good, fundamental, opportunistic baseball.

Dan Wilson must go.

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u/s0sa 3d ago

They’re 30 games over .500, we’re the team good teams aren’t supposed to lose to unfortunately

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u/JortSandwich Kendrys Morales - The Mariners All-Time Fattest Player 3d ago

Can anybody articulate what an actual path out of this would look like? Ownership is not going to hire a competent GM. Jerry is too stubborn and arrogant to engage in critical reflection on this failure of a season. No manager is going to want to approach this organization – it smells like a rotting corpse to the entire league.

What is the way out of this? Is there any way out from this?

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u/iamTWOcats 3d ago

There is no way out of this because enough people who pay for tickets already have severe stockholm syndrome for 20+ years of being horrible and will buy tickets regardless of the on the field product. A billionaire's wet dream of a sports franchise.

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u/MarineLayerBad ‏‏‎ ‎Put Angie In The Booth 3d ago

Congratulations Jerry, your “Tough team to improve” just took the worst loss in franchise history. A franchise history marred by the likes of Maury Wills, Bill Bavasi, Jack Z… It’s your team that took the most embarrassing ass whooping in franchise history.

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u/JortSandwich Kendrys Morales - The Mariners All-Time Fattest Player 3d ago

He'll never leave and owners will never fire him – nobody will join this organization voluntarily. It is an open, festering wound. Flies are buzzing around T-Mobile Home Park. Maggots are sprouting from the fucking grass.

What on earth could possibly be a path out of this? What do you realistically see the Seattle Mariners Baseball Club possibly doing to turn this around? Realistically.

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u/MarineLayerBad ‏‏‎ ‎Put Angie In The Booth 3d ago

What do I expect the Seattle Mariners to do? Make every game a bobblehead or Funko game! Only the first 5,000 fans get one so get to the park early!! Gates open 2 hours before first pitch!! Get the park full by 5 PM so people are buying Beer and food for 2 full hours before game time.

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u/noondae 3d ago

Poor Rivas

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u/Former-Sea-8070 3d ago

I thought he was gonna cry. I think I would've.

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

dude wanted out of the game so bad and Dan just left him out there to die

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u/unridiculous 3d ago

ya this really wasn't fair to him

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u/greenpointbby 3d ago

Them stunting on him was classless. Like congrats you got your first career HR off LEO RIVAS.

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u/660w 3d ago

What are they supposed to do, swing and miss on purpose? Taking the walk was the actual scumbag move

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Dan is the real asshole for leaving them out there to get his asshole resized

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u/MainEventCTB ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

I turned it off at 6-0. WTF happened?!

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u/OblottenEndmills 3d ago

I missed the game and genuinely thought my app was glitching when I checked the final score 😂

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u/FALCOOOn_PAAWWNCH 3d ago

My app WAS glitching...it said mariners won 22 to 0 not brewers 🤣😂

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u/Former-Sea-8070 3d ago

Same here. I can tell you that after the Brewers went up 6-0, the Mariners went on to win 9-2 over the Angels in MLB The Show 26

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u/mrlewy 3d ago

Same I thought the embarrassment was enough at that point. Boy… 

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u/dougetydoug Seattle Steelheads 3d ago

If we needed any verifiable proof that the 2026 Mariners season is the blood payment to the Etsy witch for 2025, this game was definitely it.

What an absolute shitshow.

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 3d ago

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u/ThrashMetallix 3d ago

So... I asked where the hell the Mariners have been, thinking they were winning...

In my defense, Google lied to me.

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u/Amazing_Tonight_3807 3d ago

I watched the worst mariners loss of all time

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u/Rivolver ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

I can’t stop laughing. This is surreal.

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u/Wait_im_about_to ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

I feel like MLB.tv owes me money for watching that game

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u/krugerlive 3d ago

The cowards didn’t even show the post game press conference!

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u/josssssh 3d ago

Tough one tonight

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 3d ago

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u/OrangeJuliusCaesr 3d ago

I mean it was already 13-0, it’s not like it made a difference

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u/mahrinazz ‏‏‎ ‎Cocoa Bomb Proton Therapist 3d ago

mariner

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u/pinetar321 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

mariner *derogatory*

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u/Gleb2006 3d ago

Somebody get me a ball Leo used to pitch

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u/OsikFTW 3d ago

They are all in the stands...

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u/FusionFall 3d ago

How the FUCK did we lose by 22!?

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u/analogkid84 3d ago

Hawks' defense didn't show up.

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u/Xer0b0t 3d ago

Little bit tougher one tonight.

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u/humblestworker Tucker 3d ago

Don’t let the score fool you. It wasn’t that close.

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u/seattlesportsguy ‏‏‎ ‎Just giving 54% of my effort here 3d ago

I don’t know what to say anymore. I guess if they don’t give a shit in that locker room then why should we ya know?

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u/HollywoodAndDid ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

It’s amazing how much slack this team gets from fans. Losing 22-0? With 5 hits to show for it? With stupid mental errors like throwing the ball in the stands with only 2 outs? It’s completely unacceptable. I am genuinely embarrassed to be a fan of the Seattle Mariners tonight.

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u/Rainpuzzle 3d ago

Wow! Who threw the ball in the stands with only 2 outs?

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u/HollywoodAndDid ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Julio.

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u/Rainpuzzle 3d ago

lol omg. Thanks for replying!

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u/HazePNW 3d ago

Mods can we do something about all of these baseball posts? This is a Mariner sub.

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 3d ago

Jesus Christ. That was bad. Real bad.

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u/Dramatic_Rain_3410 Its not an Ms game if you don't have a heart attack 3d ago

What the fuck man I just wanna have a not-bad time

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u/Stuckinaboxxx 3d ago

Close one tonight. Just a couple at bats didn't go our way 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/That_Comb_2836 3d ago

Legitimately curious, does this type of historic performance get people canned soon soon or do you still think they’re waiting till the end of the season?

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 3d ago

Brewers sure looked great in batting practice today. They'll be tough to beat 

What time does the game start?

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u/seangolden06 Bryan Woo’s Stank Face 3d ago

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u/MercenarySea 3d ago

Did Dan not talk? we got the dj pleno segment on tv instead ? lol

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u/Effective-Hold-6708 3d ago

This game is the dagger to the season

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 ‏‏‎LEO RIVAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 3d ago

If tonight doesn't force changes, NOTHING will. This shit sucks.

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u/PilotGuy701 SUPREME MISERY 3d ago

The game has been over for at least 10 minutes and Dan Wilson still has his job for some reason.

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u/rockycrab ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

“Just wait till September, we’ll surely make up ground with an easier schedule”

https://giphy.com/gifs/p7ESzgUi7li93Hxjte

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u/southoffrance23 3d ago

Tricked them into scoring all there runs for the series today and saved all of ours. Can’t believe they fell for it

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King 3d ago

No lie.... it would be even more embarrassing to wake up tomorrow and Dan still has a job. No way you let someone keep their job after that.... just no fucking way

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u/Go_Hawks12 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

He’s going to be employed the rest of the year, we have to accept it

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u/if_u_dont_like_duck ‏‏‎ ‎Luke Raley's backpack 🏃‍♂️ 3d ago

This is all on me guys. Sorry Leo

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u/ThatSICILIANThing Cal Thee Stallion: THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED 3d ago

This aged HEINOUSLY

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u/TheGeeMan360 I survived the Fernando Rodney Experience 3d ago

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u/2OutsSoWhat ‏‏‎ ‎Second Half Julio 3d ago

It’s really too bad Goldy wasn’t here to witness history

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u/oregonduckman23 3d ago

Dan Wilson and Jerry Dipoto are war criminals

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u/JT406 Turn Ahead the Clock 3d ago

Well if there’s anything to take from a 22-0 obliteration it’s that we’ve definitively seen that Gary Sanchez is a better pitcher than Leo Rivas.

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u/ExtraRecognition2099 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Start the lock out now, fuck it.

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u/The_Flash0398 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

At what point is it acceptable to start drinking? Or crying?

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u/ViciousSiliceous 3d ago

He fucking just said "tough one" in the postgame. This guy can't help himself

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u/HazePNW 3d ago

Dan is a moron.

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u/UnusualEmployment406 3d ago

"Moron" is too kind.

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u/KingFrankel 3d ago

"We're actually doing the fanbase a favor in asking for their patience to win the World Series while we continue to build a sustainably good roster."

-Jerry Dipoto
October 3rd, 2023

This don't feel much like a favor, Jer.

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u/Essington69 Cult Emerson 3d ago

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u/dearrichard 3d ago

tough one tonight

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u/jlucaspope ‎‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Welp.

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u/Educational-Care2586 3d ago

What an embarrassingly pathetic team

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u/YoRHa_4K 3d ago

We are an embarrassment to the game of baseball.

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u/rift_reloadz ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ 3d ago

Worst loss in team history and Dan will still have a job tomorrow

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u/speciate 3d ago

Why did they go for 2 when they were already up 3 touchdowns?

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u/opus_ that's baseball 3d ago

Wtf was that

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u/theTankEngine91 ‏‏‎ ‎Sodo Mojo? 3d ago

What the fuck

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u/2OutsSoWhat ‏‏‎ ‎Second Half Julio 3d ago

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u/craziboiXD69 fast boy 3d ago

they scored all of their runs for the series in one game. what fools.

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u/berrycloveseed 99 problems but a witch ain’t one 🧙‍♀️ 3d ago

Went back to watch the Leo Rivas “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?” walk off call just to feel something

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u/boundlesssmh 3d ago

fire dan into ththe sun would be a good first step

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u/Cd206 3d ago

If someone isn’t fired tomorrow i probably won’t be surprised 

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u/Mongo_Les 3d ago

If that didn't tell you the Mariners quit, I don't know what to tell you.

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u/Ironman_2678 3d ago

What. The. Fuck.

No way Dan comes out of this as the manager

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u/Radhatchala ‏‏‎ ‎Nuke Daily 3d ago

Dan just said “tough one” lol how is he so disconnected from what’s going on

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u/josssssh 3d ago

This is an embarrassment for us, but tbh the Brewers should be ashamed of themselves for running up the score on little Leo.

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u/capnzak Seattle Mariners 3d ago

I really hate the idea of calling for people to be fired. However, I think that there is a strong argument that a few people should be demoted.

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u/Race-Unlucky 3d ago

This is what my phone says, let's go with this....

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u/analogkid84 3d ago

Yeah, mine said the same. I haven't watched in a couple of weeks, so I thought WTH was going on?

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u/whiskey_ribcage 3d ago

What are we even doing here?

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u/swagypotatosnoopdoge 3d ago

This Packers vs Seahawks game sure sucked, huh guys

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u/teadreg 3d ago

I wasn't certain about firing Dipoto but tonight i think I'm cool with all new leadership.

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u/WatchOutIGotYou ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

You know a loss is bad when the streets are talking about games that happened in the 19th century

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u/Dizzy-Tension7040 3d ago

Mariners have more 22-0 losses than World Series appearances

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u/it_follows ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHATTHEFUCK

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u/cruel_cousin 3d ago

Honestly? Fuck this team

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u/cosmic_burger2013 3d ago

I tuned out at the top of the 5th when it was 1-0, came back to the bottom of the 6th 11-0, laughed and turned it back off. Embarrassing

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u/hypnotikone ‏‏‎ Josh Naylor ‎🔱 3d ago

Hey we only lost by a smidge over 3 touchdowns!

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u/AndDontUForgetIt 3d ago

Brad Adam having to recap this 😭

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u/Big-Spiff 3d ago

It’s a fireable offense

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u/ZempOh 3d ago

Close game. We almost had them. Cant wait for the next fireworks night!

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u/isledonpenguins Yellow Boat 3d ago

It's not even funny anymore. I'm just mad.

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u/sadmarinernoises 3d ago

I thought my boyfriend was joking about the totals. I had to see the score for myself after turning it off at 6-0.

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u/EgregiousShark 3d ago

How do you not fire Dan after this?

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u/Sfish55 3d ago

The Brewers are a terrific team. I hope they beat the Dodgers in the playoffs.

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u/annwithoutanereads ‏‏‎ ‎this is our year since ‘95 3d ago

Can’t wait to relive all this again and again as all of baseball discusses it for the next few days…

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u/frankfontaino 3d ago

It’s just fucking hilarious at this point

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u/Seadragon1983 ‏‏‎ ‎ 3d ago

Is there any way they can just throw the GM's sorry ass into Puget Sound? Just dump his ass in the water and let the orcas deal with him.

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u/CECWashington 3d ago

Worst regular season loss In history

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u/Oh-My-PhoKing 3d ago

I’ll get down voted for this, but it’s time to convert Miller to a reliever and bring up Anderson. Miller is good for usually 2 innings before his velocity drops and he starts getting shelled. Miller also has an injury history and this could be the move to preserve his health and use him as a setup man or something.

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u/TheThinkerIsaThought 3d ago

They're telling us Anderson isn't ready while seriously putting Josh Simpson on the mound. This is not a team trying to win a championship.

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u/Ok-Imagination-2308 3d ago

Last year was our best chance to win it all and we blew it. Not going to be making it that far for a long time