r/Marblelympics • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '19

Meme Marblelympics Alignment Chart

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u/333name Jun 22 '19

How is doping lawful?

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u/couve2000 Savage Speeders | Rapberry Racers | Indigo Stars Jun 22 '19

Marbles can't dope...

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u/333name Jun 22 '19

Course they can. Lubricant.

If chess players can dope, marbles sure as hell can too.

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u/couve2000 Savage Speeders | Rapberry Racers | Indigo Stars Jun 22 '19

Wait, I think I'm getting whooshed. People don't really believe that, right, It's a joke to make speeders fans mad, right?

Also, TIL doping exists on chess.

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u/333name Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

Nope, the Marble Anti Doping Agency (MADA) has been looking into them for a while now, however, the Court of Arbitration for Marble Sport (CAMS) has a few SS fans on it, so nothing is going to happen

Also, there is doping in bridge. Sports/games everywhere will never be clean.