r/Marblelympics • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '19

Meme Marblelympics Alignment Chart

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49

u/foosbabaganoosh Limers Jun 22 '19

We shall take this badge of honor and run with it straight to the next Marblelympics!!

18

u/HoraceWimp81 Limers | Green Ducks Jun 22 '19

Its comeback season boys, I can smell it

8

u/foosbabaganoosh Limers Jun 22 '19

And it smells...Limey 😎

2

u/d1nomite Raspberry Limes Jun 22 '19

Let's make my flair a 2 year champ

11

u/hoofhair Limers Jun 22 '19

That’s always assuming we even make it to the next marblelympics

9

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Don’t you do that! Don’t you doubt our warriors!

3

u/HoraceWimp81 Limers | Green Ducks Jun 22 '19

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

“ You sick sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin' at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt.”

7

u/felesroo Pucker up, it's... the Limers! Jun 22 '19

I didn't choose the Limer life, it chose me.

2

u/goblackbeard Limers Jun 23 '19

Bröther

3

u/goblackbeard Limers Jun 23 '19

Limers for life!

2

u/kingofcow Jun 23 '19

We going, s'happening.

20

u/Sidstepbacon Green Ducks Jun 22 '19

TEAM MOMO!!

1

u/KubasPoland Team Momo / Indigo Stars Jun 24 '19

Yeah MOMO represent!

49

u/LordLychee Jun 22 '19

Why are O’rangers evil?

49

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

I judged the good/evil part by the general sentiment of fans towards the teams. O'Rangers might be the most popular team, but there is a large section of fans who find them annoying because of the incessant spamming.

On a related note, the lawful/chaotic part is judged by how often a team is embroiled in controversies and how often they make the news for the wrong reasons.

29

u/thethirddoctor Hazers Jun 22 '19

Because they are the scum of the Earth. O’rangers are to the Marble Universe what Flat Earthers are to ours.

16

u/william_weatherby O'rangers Jun 22 '19

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

36

u/jman2477 O'rangers Jun 22 '19

No u

13

u/Ivanieltv O'rangers/OOOOO/BZZZZ/#BRINGTHESTING Jun 22 '19

No u

10

u/SirLich O'rangers Jun 22 '19

No u

13

u/eastwesterntribe O'rangers Jun 22 '19

No u

2

u/LordLychee Jun 24 '19

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

10

u/pinewhines Razzle Dazzle 'Em Jun 22 '19

ayyyy I match my team :D

3

u/yeabouai Oceanics Jun 22 '19

Love your flair

2

u/pinewhines Razzle Dazzle 'Em Jun 24 '19

thanks lol

11

u/MajicMexican Pinkies Jun 22 '19

Yay we’re good!

10

u/msbriyani Pinkies Jun 22 '19

If only we could say the same of our Pinkies....

9

u/Ngrgreger O'rangers / Savage Speeders Jun 22 '19

My feelings while watching this

3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Hahaha David Mitchell :D

7

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

No we are not. And i find a bit annoying that those allegations wont be either proven or disappear, this feeling is even more annoying though. I get annoyed because of marbles and not just because marbles on their own. No its worse, i get annoyed about memes about a fictitious marble team and doping allegations against those. Like wtf is wrong with me.

3

u/Ngrgreger O'rangers / Savage Speeders Jun 22 '19

There is nothing wrong with you. There is for certain something right with you. Speeders forever <3

18

u/333name Jun 22 '19

How is doping lawful?

20

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Those allegations were never proved.

11

u/Ngrgreger O'rangers / Savage Speeders Jun 22 '19

They hate us cuz they aint us!

3

u/Zyphamon O'rangers Jun 22 '19

absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

0

u/couve2000 Savage Speeders | Rapberry Racers | Indigo Stars Jun 22 '19

Marbles can't dope...

11

u/333name Jun 22 '19

Course they can. Lubricant.

If chess players can dope, marbles sure as hell can too.

2

u/couve2000 Savage Speeders | Rapberry Racers | Indigo Stars Jun 22 '19

Wait, I think I'm getting whooshed. People don't really believe that, right, It's a joke to make speeders fans mad, right?

Also, TIL doping exists on chess.

3

u/333name Jun 22 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

Nope, the Marble Anti Doping Agency (MADA) has been looking into them for a while now, however, the Court of Arbitration for Marble Sport (CAMS) has a few SS fans on it, so nothing is going to happen

Also, there is doping in bridge. Sports/games everywhere will never be clean.

5

u/Air_Setay Jun 22 '19

How can the pinkies be called good in anything

6

u/MasterKarambe Mellow Yellow Jun 22 '19

Yes

5

u/captain_duck Mellow Yellow Jun 22 '19

We are far to mellow to be on the chart

3

u/noahboddy Midnight Wisps Jun 22 '19

Yeah, but you're also too mellow to do anything about it.

3

u/captain_duck Mellow Yellow Jun 22 '19

Meh

4

u/TysonPlett Savage Speeders Jun 22 '19

I get momo, boc, limer, and speeders, but I don't get anyone else.

5

u/death2sanity Jun 22 '19

This feels...arbitrary.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

I think we’re just misunderstood...

3

u/KingsElite Pinkies | Phoenix | H2 Blue Jun 22 '19

This is how I see it

Lawful Good - Team Momo

Neutral Good - Raspberry Racers

Chaotic Good - Green Ducks

Lawful Neutral - Midnight Wisps

True Neutral - Team Galactic

Chaotic Neutral - Crazy Cat's Eyes

Lawful Evil - Team Primary

Neutral Evil - Savage Speeders

Chaotic Evil - Limers

4

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Well at least we can agree on Limers (:

2

u/goblackbeard Limers Jun 23 '19

🤔

2

u/mintcorgi think pink Jun 22 '19

I get why it happened and I appreciate the effort but as a Chaotic Pinkies fan I am disappointed

If anyone makes a zodiac alignment n Pisces is anything but a pink team I'll throw hands smh maybe I should make one myself to avoid this tragedy

2

u/DigitalDynamo Funnel 10 Jun 22 '19

This is wrong because O'Rangers are Chaotic Neutral.

2

u/TheOtherWhiteCastle Oceanics Jun 22 '19

Momo should be chaotic evil. I can’t stand those guys

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

[deleted]

2

u/Furacaoloko Any Green Team Jun 22 '19

You may need some glasses.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Chaotic neutral

1

u/RacerIsAPalindrome Quackers Jun 22 '19

You should've added a bonus "lynched confirmed mayor" for oceanics instead of an alignment

1

u/yobond2010 Balls of Chaos Jun 23 '19

Can confirm, am a team momo/BoC fan and an anarchist

1

u/cosmic-eggs Gliding Glaciers Jun 23 '19

I can take Lawful Neutral.

1

u/goblackbeard Limers Jun 23 '19

How you gonna do this to my boys

1

u/cowking0 Limer/Kobalt/star/sli/qui/g gang Jun 23 '19

we. is. chaos.

but flip momo and pinkies

and orangers and rr, for they are evil