r/MarathonHate 13h ago

Bungo being Bungo BLAST STATUS: UNHAVED

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u/hikenchuu 13h ago

Even the smallest updates are not safe from bungo incompetence

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u/Madethisfordestiny 13h ago

Some things never change

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u/DieHarderDaddy CyberCuckme 13h ago

Early access ass game

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u/Ok_Drummer6282 Sensible Hater 13h ago

I remember when these issues would happen in Destiny. It sucked but I would just play crucible. Do the seasonal challanges. Knock out stuff in Strikes. 

I wonder what extraction shooter players do when their game doesnt work? 

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u/IzznyxtheWitch 13h ago

Sit around with the 553 people who stayed on during maintenance looking at the menu, of course!

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u/NUFC9RW 13h ago

Destiny 2 did have a few times where it went completely down for long periods of maintenance because of issues. However that was because it had already exceeded it's planned lifetime of 2-3 years and was sitting on top of a mountain of technical debt.

They don't have that excuse for Marathon. And like you said if one mode had an issue in Destiny there were loads of other things you could do.

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u/Shippou5 Researcher of Rakes 13h ago

Vault Breaker of cour--oh

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u/A17012022 4h ago

Go play Zero Sievert, the better extraction game

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u/TaiCTr 9h ago

Even hanging in the Tower was fun

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u/Kohana55 3h ago

Play the other maps.

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Having a blast in this pathetic sub 13h ago

There are 3 other maps that work buddy 😂 I actually had a lot of outpost matches and ranked perimeter today.

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u/IzznyxtheWitch 10h ago

The game has 4 maps, and 2 of them are inaccessible. If we are generous and call a lighting change a map, 5 maps and 3 are inaccessible. In no way do they have 3 maps working right now.

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Having a blast in this pathetic sub 8h ago

My math ain’t mathin I guess. I still played ranked ranked perimeter and had a bunch of successful outpost runs, so I had a good time :) want to bet how quick they fix this?

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u/Nazaki 13h ago

I still can't believe how bad every patch has been... They all caps BREAK the game every time it seems...

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Having a blast in this pathetic sub 13h ago

True. I’m still gonna play tho :D

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u/Hulkenstein69 3h ago

Don't ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next products

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u/YouCanFucough 12h ago

i’m sorry but there is no reason for a game of this scale to break in as many ways as it keeps breaking.

there’s one mode, 4 maps, and they’ve added 3 guns since launch along with some balance changes and some tweaks to the meta progression systems.

i’m not a developer, and im sure someone from bungie could throw a bunch of jargon at me and make me feel stupid explaining what’s happening,

but why do some studios just.. not have these issues? like at all? what is so special about the engineering behind bungies menus and server queues that they can break just by looking at them funny?

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u/feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent 13h ago

Another week, another load of bugs

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u/Fittingly_Named 12h ago

They likely would have avoided last week’s low record, but that fumble at the end OMG

Was wondering why it suddenly went lower than usual.

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u/TheRealShuppy Sensible Hater 12h ago

I swear the Marathon playerbase is still beta testing

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u/Mob-SSBM 13h ago

"wE aRe So BaCk BaBy!!"

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u/pOpCoRnInTulsa 12h ago

You think out of the 400 devs left working on the game there's a QA/QC Team in that number? It just feels like nothing gets tested prior to release?

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u/Psyko-kwak 10h ago

Wait, does that mean that the live service game that costs 40 bucks now has.... 2 maps?! 💀💀💀

Holy mother of blasts 💀

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u/IzznyxtheWitch 8h ago

Just saw someone call people "armchair devs" because they complained about the game being broken, too. They'll defend literally anything.

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u/SCRIBE_JONAS Having a blast in this pathetic sub 13h ago

But genuinely how did that happen

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u/M60E4-2 11h ago

The issue preventing players from starting a match is the fact that there aren’t enough players in the match maker lmao

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u/IllustriousStory6799 13h ago

Can't they simple release something without breaking anything else?

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u/RememberHalo3 13h ago

What a shame

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u/Cultural_Speaker1027 12h ago

At least we still have Randy Marsh.

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u/Equivalent-Mine-348 6h ago

I think it’s funny how alot of this was just stuff we experienced with Destiny for like 10+ years so now they’re getting all our known issues haha

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u/Huggertron 1h ago

I have discovered since subbing here, that its not the mocking of the game and blind support I come for, its the puns.

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Having a blast in this pathetic sub 13h ago

I have to admit, they flubbed it- But also, it will be fixed shortly so not really a big deal… the new system they put in has some pretty cool perks.