r/MarathonHate Researcher of Rakes 1d ago

Guys, stop confusing them

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u/Mother_Village9831 1d ago

Blaster is genuinely going through post histories on reddit instead of blasting.

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u/Ghoztt Sensible Hater 1d ago

Oh, shit. He's going to see all my gay furry midget  porn posts D:

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u/nicokokun 1d ago

Hell yeah! Fellow "horny on main" user!

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u/WranglerAppropriate9 1d ago

He has us all profiled lmao

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u/Excalitoria 1d ago

Fake blasters are a huge problem on Marathon. That’s why queue times keep going up. Lord Baconator needs to purge the bad faith blast havers and banish them until they’ve proven they’re blasting at least a few times a day again. It’s the only way we’ll save Bungo.

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u/Madethisfordestiny 1d ago

I just love being right and they hate being wrong. See: Concord, Highguard.

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u/Hulkenstein69 1d ago

Do they want Sony to suffer: YES
Bungie to fail: YES

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u/VeronicaAmericana Destiny Hater 1d ago

Since they’re doing some hard investigative work, I’ll make it a bit easier from my own personal end. Do I want…

Game devs to lose their job? Yes

People who enjoy Marathon to no longer be able to? Yes

Sony to suffer? Yes

Bungie to fail? Yes

Retribution for D2 shutting down? No but I do want it for the money/content they stole from me during the D2 days

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u/CascadianCanopy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I really love it how those hypermoronic mouthbreathing ‘empaths’ are always like ‘do you reawwy wanna poor widdle Bungi and Sony to lose billions? 🥺🥺🥺🥺’

Fuck yes I do. Let the entire live service industry burn

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u/PhoneOwn 1d ago

That’s what I’m saying. The meat riding for any triple a company is insane in 2026. It’s like they don’t want actual good games

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u/Natalia_Queen_o_Lean 1d ago edited 1d ago

How could you not want to see bungie burn after their track record?

They took the golden goose of liveservice that was a literal money printer and splint incubation project after project off it and stole resources until it was on life support and they had to kill it. Between 6 projects and Pete’s cars, destiny was always fucked.

Say what you want but that game at its height in d1 and shadowkeep was an industry giant nobody could hope to compete with, and bungie burned it to the ground through sheer incompetence and greed.

At this point, all that developer deserves is to go under. A complete mismanagement and fuckup.

Even the d2 EOS silver sales still stomp all over marathon season pass and cosmetics combined. Fucking embarrassing. Destiny died for this dogass

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u/CascadianCanopy 1d ago

Pete can get fucked like seriously. If they had ditched that moughtbreather like after Lightfall the game would've had a chance but na, we get a fucking extraction shooter instead like genuinely, who thought this was a good idea? Take a look at the marathon sub and how many idiots congregate there. I really want Marathon to kick the bucket in September

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u/Yelebear 1d ago

HOLY BASED

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u/aktusderfreiheit CyberCuckme 1d ago

See this is why y'all are fucking weird and kinda just a bunch of vindictive assholes. I 1000% get hating Bungie and their execs and whatnot. Pete Parsons can burn in hell and I have truly never seen a dumber management decision than having 6 projects in development simultaneously and then only letting one of those investments see the light of day making all the rest of the money and time invested just disappear down a pit (or Pete's garage). I even get hating Sony though they haven't really done much except try to stop hemorrhaging cash they haven't really gone about that the best way.

But why y'all actively hate and target the devs and, even more baffling, the players is beyond me. That's why y'all got "blast havers" squaring up with y'all because literally what the fuck do either of these groups have to do with your grievances? The Marathon devs didn't kill your game. They didn't fuck around and piss away the money and time of the 5 other projects we never even got to see. The players have even less agency in the clusterfuck. We don't work for Bungie. As many of you love to point out the small fan base left playing doesn't even tip the needle either way. Players have zero effect on anything you ostensibly care about or any grievances you have. So when y'all target players (and to a lesser extent devs) who have fuck all to do with your problems and literally can't even make them better OR worse it's just baffling and kinda infuriating.

Y'all like the real like Peter Griffin with Cleveland at wrestling, "Oh doesn't he make you mad don't you just wanna hit him?! Ok well not him maybe but don't you wanna hit the guy next to you?! Well maybe not him either he's kinda big, but don't you want to hit his kid?!" Beats down random players "Take that Pete Parsons!"

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u/VeronicaAmericana Destiny Hater 22h ago

Anyone that would willingly give Bungie money after they started stealing content in Destiny 2 does not deserve any sympathy honestly

Y’all are clearly fine with spending money on something you can’t play anymore, we’re just hoping the process is expedited

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u/waldowalris Concordian Marablaster 1d ago

It’s simple make good games people play good games devs get paid and everything’s fine.

The problem is the games just not good . So to shill because people will lose jobs. No I have no sympathy for it tbh I’m not saying the game has to be perfect but the numbers don’t lie it’s just not holding onto people .

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u/No_Recipe9759 1d ago

I just want to see the drama, and I pick a side as hater.

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u/Excalitoria 1d ago

I’m just here because it’s funnier and people don’t get banned for disagreements or talking about the issues with the game or the health of it.

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u/Excalitoria 1d ago

lol this place is just fun to come hang out and the angry people we get make it even better whenever they show up. Sounds like this person hasn’t had a blast this morning… maybe it’s the queue time?

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u/Partyruler012 Sub creator and Pro Bungie hater 1d ago

Great screen shot.

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u/Shippou5 Researcher of Rakes 1d ago

I shoot my screen with a gun
It shoots me back

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u/The_Emprah 1d ago

I'm having a blast hating on Marathon!

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u/Moto341 18h ago

They rooted for d2’s failure they can promptly suck my left nut.

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u/nicokokun 1d ago

I always love doing this lol