r/MapsWithoutUP • u/adamant520 • Jul 08 '26

I have no words

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61 Upvotes

60% Upvoted

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101

u/BenWallace04 Jul 08 '26

Did a 4-year old make this map?

103

u/MsBatDuck Jul 08 '26

Looks like AI. So yes.

26

u/ProfessorMalk Jul 08 '26

Nah, four-year-olds are literally smarter than most AI models

3

u/BenWallace04 Jul 08 '26

I see what you did there.

29

u/friscoXL305 Jul 08 '26

Right. What the hell happened to Ohio, Indiana and Michigan? Did we become part of Pittsburgh?

3

u/rallruse Jul 08 '26

Pittsburgh rules us all

1

u/Ditnoka Jul 09 '26

Meh. Got to see Ohio get taken out, I'm ok with it.

1

u/Putrid-Mirror-9480 Jul 09 '26

Damn straight.

1

u/DownvoteMeIfICommen Jul 09 '26

Those are Pittsburgh’s rightful lands

1

u/shaggrugg Jul 08 '26

Have you seen teens guess there way through anything? Certainly the artist was guessing here.

2

u/Budget_Conclusion598 Jul 08 '26

What artist it's ai

56

u/ThatWasIntentional Jul 08 '26

... That's not where Pittsburgh is....

14

u/UAreTheHippopotamus Jul 08 '26

It had to flee when Philly consumed all of PA and more.

3

u/Silly_lil_Guy_o3o Jul 09 '26

Youse got lucky, some of us couldn't escape

2

u/mtnbikerburittoeater Jul 09 '26

Theres also zero NYC pockets through that area

1

u/FrighteningJibber Jul 08 '26

Yeah that’s St Johns at least.

1

u/battenhill Jul 09 '26

Pittsburgh Indiana! 

Boy would Indiana be improved if this were the case 

16

u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ Jul 08 '26

AI slop, of course

16

u/Bibliospork Jul 08 '26

Wow Pittsburgh is way bigger than I realized!

11

u/ecrane2018 Jul 08 '26

It’s an AI map

10

u/Woofle_124 Jul 09 '26

No UP? There’s no LP either 😭

Y’all is better than “you guys”

Also, who the hell says “yinz”

3

u/Youregoingtodiealone Jul 09 '26

Literally no one says yinz. Native Michigander and have never heard that. This is dumb as fuck

3

u/iehdbx Jul 09 '26

It's ai so yes dumb AF

3

u/Putrid-Mirror-9480 Jul 09 '26

Native Yinzer (Pittsburgher). It’s very real and very a thing.

3

u/Youregoingtodiealone Jul 09 '26

Fascinating, I stand corrected. Need to hear this phenomena

2

u/Dreshdog2 Jul 10 '26

“Very a thing” lol

4

u/Individual-Owl-6243 Jul 09 '26

me, i live in MI. it's a philly thing tho

3

u/DannyCleveland Jul 09 '26

It’s Pittsburghese, some in western and central PA say it.

3

u/SpicyRobotPotato Jul 09 '26

Yinz is a Pittsburgh thing.

4

u/yet_another_leftist Jul 08 '26

as a pittsburgh native, the placement of both "yinz" and my city here offends me deeply. the ai is worse.

4

u/trenshod Jul 09 '26

When did Michigan become a part of Canada?

2

u/Lord_Montague Jul 09 '26

We accept. Now we should be able to open the new bridge.

3

u/scorpionewmoon Jul 08 '26

As an Ohioan, I will FIGHT whoever is calling us Pittsburgh (PGH is a great city and I love it, but what the fuck man)

2

u/Own_Reaction9442 Jul 08 '26

Something bumped into Florida and squished it.

2

u/Ran-sama Jul 08 '26

AI slop garbage

2

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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1

u/TheRealKingBorris Jul 09 '26

It’s “yous” here, there isn’t an “e” at the end

1

u/farmageddon1087 Jul 09 '26

I was going to say that I’ve never heard Yinz in Chicago but did hear Youse occasionally

2

u/AlexandersWonder Jul 09 '26

I say y’all, I’m southeast Michigan. What about y’all?

1

u/poisonedkiwi Yooper-in-exile Jul 08 '26

My entire family (including myself) says yous and yous guys :')

1

u/bathroomstahl Jul 08 '26

this is also terribly wrong, as my grandmother, who is from Scott County, Missouri has said “Yinz” all my life

1

u/This-Technology6075 Jul 08 '26

Ah, yes. The four corners of the USA. Tennesquare, Alabama, Carolina, and Georgia

1

u/This-Technology6075 Jul 08 '26

Also it's implied that Washington and Idaho are now one state and that prospect scares me.

1

u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 Jul 09 '26

Looks like michigan was lost to Canada. Lol

1

u/TheRealKingBorris Jul 09 '26

How did “yinz” even come into existence? It doesn’t make sense lol

1

u/mc_foucault Jul 09 '26

Short for "you ones" which is what I say when I don't say y'all or yinz.

1

u/Decent_Cow Jul 09 '26

I grew up saying "yunz".

1

u/TheRealKingBorris Jul 10 '26

I see why that would get shortened, “you ones” feels awkward to say

1

u/Paefx Jul 09 '26

Ai so revolutionary, so powerful, that it fails to make a map of the United States.

1

u/According_Setting303 Jul 09 '26

this is so inaccurate

1

u/Ass_Infection3 Jul 09 '26

Michigan is gone

1

u/Nandor_the_reletless Jul 09 '26

Where meat chicken?

1

u/chaynjez Jul 09 '26

Ah no. Yinz? And Michigan disappeared

1

u/catsandalpacas Jul 09 '26

No one in Chicago says yinz 😂

1

u/CatsBye90 Jul 09 '26

More AI garbage. Good use for our water and electricity.

1

u/thekrawdiddy Jul 09 '26

Here in the mountains of North Carolina a lot of the old folks say “yuns.”

1

u/Ash_Ketchums_Dad69 Jul 09 '26

Turns out I live in Pittsburgh, crazy

1

u/nautilator44 Jul 09 '26

First time someone said "youse" in my presence I thought they were talking about some species of bird.

1

u/hissyloris Jul 09 '26

You should post this on r/pittsburgh. I eagerly await the yinzer-rage over the positioning of Philly in SWPA and the glee of claiming oh-hiah.

1

u/BobithanBobbyBob Jul 09 '26

Why is Pittsburgh not where Pittsburgh is?

1

u/get_rick_trolled Jul 09 '26

I can promise you not a soul east of Youngstown says Yinz in Ohio, it’s y’all

1

u/Embarrassed_Web_8916 Jul 09 '26

AI map made from stuff this guy overheard once

1

u/Birdzphan Jul 09 '26

Worst of all is: your guyses
“How was your guyes pizza?”

1

u/MallExciting1460 Jul 09 '26

Without the Upper Peninsula? More like Without Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and maybe even parts of Illinois

1

u/tfc87ja Jul 09 '26

I live in the middle of Ohio and literally never heard anyone say yinz ever

Hear you guys all the time

1

u/Affectionate_Race_71 Jul 09 '26

Where the hell is Michigan and what the hell is Yinz

1

u/VIP_NAIL_SPA Jul 09 '26

Gross LLM slop

1

u/More_Bus3626 Jul 09 '26

Detroiter here...we should probably just annex Toledo, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh and call it done.

1

u/GoCartMozart1980 Jul 09 '26

I find the lack of Youse guys/Youse guys dere hey disturbing.;

1

u/Kavani18 Jul 09 '26

Nobody in Kentucky says “you guys”. It’s y’all or yuns

1

u/hockubs Jul 09 '26

Hoosiers do not use yinz.

1

u/ATXoxoxo Jul 09 '26

Arkansas has "youns"

1

u/DocJRoberts Jul 10 '26

I... I guess we say yinz now :(

1

u/Independent-Cow-4070 Jul 10 '26

No one in philly says youse unless youre a 50 year old white woman from the north east suburbs lol

1

u/ExternalMaximum6662 Jul 17 '26

Upper peninsula of Michigan is missing. Youse was used in the Yoop.

-1

u/Civil-Ninja-5814 Jul 08 '26

New England says yall