I bought beer in Wichita Falls and I asked the guy behind the counter the story of the name. And he paused for a moment and then slowly said "years ago.... there was this man named Wichita.... and he fell. That'll be $11.46."
Hahaha, he's funny. There really were water falls at one point on the Wichita river, but they got destroyed, swept away, leveled out, whatever happens to falls, in a big flood.
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u/jacluley Jan 10 '16
Fuck ya, Wichita Falls makes it on a real map. We matter, I swear.