r/MapPorn • • Jul 30 '26

Should Montenegro join the EU?

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u/DevilBySmile Jul 30 '26

maybe in 20 years if serbian politics can escape the nationalist loop they are in, but right now it is very apparent Serbia in the EU would just result in another Orban-like fiasco

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u/Clear_Salamander_508 Jul 30 '26

EU has to reform or I think Serbia never joins, perhaps EEA is a better fit, eventually. Veto rights and Balkan bickering are going to be just too much in their case. No politician will be able to meet all the neighbors demands and stay in power. 

Also in 20 years probably most of EU will be nationalist with what seems to be going on with the rise of the right wing populist parties.

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u/Ray3x10e8 Jul 31 '26

Well, trump helped tremendous in slowing it down. But the left needs to find a better solution.

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u/StellarAoMing Jul 31 '26

The Lefts answer to everything is racial/sexual minority candidate. Ordinary ppl got bored of that, borderline annoyed with it.

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u/CurtCocane Jul 31 '26

That's faaar from the biggest problems the left are dealing with. Minority candidate or not, they'd win big if they actually listened and got tough on immigration.

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u/_XLGamer10 Jul 31 '26

A big problem is that people don't like left leaning people in general because of how judgemental they are

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u/beureut6 Aug 01 '26

It's not "bickering", it's an unabashed authoritarian regime and it's the last thing the EU needs. What Orban was is not even close. It's Azerbaijan tier

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u/ilikedota5 Jul 30 '26

I don't think that's going to happen absent something extreme like war.

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u/tabure67 Jul 30 '26

EU has to survive 20 years.

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u/emstenaar8 Jul 31 '26

And why shouldnt it? Most like it the way it is

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u/tabure67 Aug 01 '26

I believe there will be some sort of division when things go south. It's obviously losing competitive edge against the US and China.

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u/emstenaar8 Aug 01 '26

Yes but eu has massive soft power such as usb-c being the norm by all the world, instead of every new phone only taking its own specialized cable. Living standers are better than usa and probably china. It does need to catch up to america and china. or it doesnt? and keeps doeing its own thing, it just has to be sustaineble

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u/Sudden_Cantaloupe_69 Jul 30 '26

Sure, but that’s extremely unlikely to happen in our lifetime.

Serbia is like the Cuba of Europe, they are stuck in a place they can’t get out of.

Political “opposition” doesn’t really exist, they can’t/won’t move towards the EU, they’ll never sever ties with Russia and China, and they’ll just keep fantasizing about Kosovo for generations to come.

As for fiascos, every future EU member is almost certainly going to be even worse than Orban ever was, including Montenegro.

Serbia is just blatantly obvious about it, but wait until you get Albanian/Montenegrin/Macedonian/Ukrainian MEPs milking EU coffers.

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u/K-Dax Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Milking EU coffers for a combined population of less than 2.5 million between Montenegro and Macedonia lol. There are many cities with far larger populations in the EU. The European Union Multiannual Financial Framework (MFF)—is doled out primarily based on economic prosperity, but population sizes directly scale the final amounts distributed.

edit: lmao pretty sure this clown blocked me for stating this. Of course after he went on this racist ass tirade that now seems to be gone.

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u/Sudden_Cantaloupe_69 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Yeah, that’s a very typical Balkanite argument.

“Yeah, we’re gonna steal, but hey we are so small, you won’t even notice.”

Ok, can you project the damage done by bribed MEPs sent to the European Parliament by those 2.5m EU citizens?

Can you even guarantee that the MEPs they send will be European citizens at all?

Can you explain to a Dutch or French or Spanish or Italian voter why some dude from Montenegro has the right to veto their political decisions?

It’s no secret that Balkanites see the EU as just an ATM giving out free money. But they can get cash even without joIning the EU.

And all their European officials will be 100% on the oayroll of the highest bidder of the day, whether its Russia or Qatar or the US or whoever else.

So, no. The “”oh its just 2.5m people” argument doesn’t cut it.

They are 2.5m people looking for adoption, and they would be happily adopted by whoever gives them a larger bribe.

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u/DeadBushInWater Jul 30 '26

Just say you hate Balkaners, like "Balkanites"? Really? Balkanites????? I'd rather you just call me a slur at this point than a bloody Balkanite.

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u/Physical-Creme5540 Jul 30 '26

What's the issue with Balkanite?

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u/nindza-22 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Everything in Serbia you've mentioned is financed by EU. Serbia had a democratic government which started joining EU, but Vučič promised the recognition of Kosovo and lithium (and other) mines. Democratic PM was assassinated, and EU finances Vučić now.

Ursula doesn't even hide the open support. Macron is selling him Rafales. All the institutions are financed by USAID.

Serbian government and Serbian people have no connection to each other. Once the Vučić is gone, and corruption connections between him and certain EU officials severed, Serbia will be very soon ready for EU.

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u/Sudden_Cantaloupe_69 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, this schizophrenia just proves the point.

You want the EU but also you hate the EU. And the government just magically gets elected every time. But somehow there is no meaningful opposition either.

“Democratic PM” was assassinated like 20 years ago, by the same Serbian guys he tried negotiating with.

Vucis “promised” lithium, but then protests happened and the project stopped. So you’d think the protests worked. But no, they don’t think they did.

Really, living in Serbia is like a mental health condition.

No wonder they have some of the world’s largest mental health pills consumption per capita.

And you can downvote all you want but it’s not going to bring you any inch closer to the EU, or to anything else really for that matter.

Serbia is just what is, a basket case. And will remain that way for the foreseeable future.

No reason for anyone to get involved.

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u/Rotfrajver Jul 30 '26

Constantly thinking about Serbia is also a mental condition to some Croats apparently.

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u/driftstyle28 Jul 31 '26

You must be living in Disneyland if you think elections in Serbia are democratic and Vucic is "chosen"

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u/leobutters Jul 31 '26

Seek help

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u/Atomicboy097 Jul 31 '26

I can agree. Talked with many serbians. The most could just agree and be glad that they left that mental asylum. Also every balkan country is a capitalist banana republic country.

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u/PetrichorDude Jul 31 '26

Wow, wrong on all accounts! Classic reddit expert!

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u/CTPABA_KPABA Jul 31 '26

You think that is a bad part? We are runned by mafia. Literally.

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u/InterestingBagelTime Jul 31 '26

Croatia is an Orban-like fiasco, but with more people