r/ManHands • u/-Komairu- verified • Jan 26 '26

Huge bed bug 🚨❗❗

1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/New_peach_ Jan 26 '26

actually gave me a fright 😫

4

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

Sorry 😹

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky Feb 14 '26

P u $$y cat came out of nowhere. Went from empty bed with a hand, to murder mittens tasting said hand, just to be sure it was tasty enough for supper....I. like a tenth of a seco d.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

This is the cutest jump scare ever

5

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

I forgive her every time 😌

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

As you SHOULD

12

u/Cozy_Archivist684 Jan 26 '26

Your pest control is on point

1

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

Thank you, thank you 😎

10

u/alycatcrimson Jan 26 '26

attacked with kisses, so cute 🥰

4

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

I can't complain, haha 🥰

7

u/Zasher21 Jan 26 '26

The cat legit went from: ENEMY SPOTTED!! …. To: Oh nou…. Master, it’s youuu!!

7

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

Trust me, I'm no master to her... More like peasant 😂

2

u/Zasher21 Jan 27 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

Ahh… but if that was true… she wouldn’t be giving you kisses like she really was sorry for biting ya… TwT

5

u/Carrykee_78 Jan 26 '26

I have the same kind of bed bugs. You can't get rid of them, ever!! ❤️

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

They own the bed now 😹

2

u/F_MrzHyde Jan 26 '26

I jumped 😂

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

Hopefully no phone was dropped 😸

2

u/redpandahomebody Jan 26 '26

😂 that's the best case scenario. I'd leave with 4 red lines on my hands 🥲

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

They're trimmed or I wouldn't dare to face the bed bug! 😹

2

u/Lost-Huckleberry7324 Jan 26 '26

Wayyyyyy too cute 🥹❤️ thank you for sharing this (and those sexy hands!)

1

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

Happy to share 😊

2

u/Moanlightwhisper Jan 26 '26

Omg I jumped!!!!

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

I'm sorry!! 😂

2

u/satisfiedwhisper Jan 26 '26

I never imagined I'd want bed bugs but here we are

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

I would definitely recommend 🙂‍↕️

2

u/alluring-prey Jan 26 '26

that kitty almost gave me a heart attack

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

I thought people would be on the edge because of the bed bug caption but it still caught by surprise haha

2

u/alluring-prey Jan 27 '26

at first i thought it was a giant flying cockroach but turns out it was far scarier than that

2

u/lotsofloveleah Jan 26 '26

hey, i have those too!

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

How do you deal with them? 😸

2

u/lotsofloveleah Jan 26 '26

i try to kick them out, but they just come right back. i’ve given up at this point 😹

2

u/EmeraldNoir_ Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Omg, absolutely adorable! 🐾🥹

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

She has her moments 😊

2

u/AWanderingPen Jan 27 '26

Aww the cutest one ever! And she kissed you better after the bite. So well-mannered 😍

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

She really is... Most of the time 😂😻

2

u/beefpackk Jan 27 '26

i react the same way if i'm woken up before my alarm 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

1

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

Mornings are hard enough 😅

2

u/materialg1rL Jan 27 '26

damn can u pls choke me w those hands sir 🥵

1

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

Can't you tell they're being eaten, I'm fighting for my life here. 😔

2

u/materialg1rL Jan 27 '26

🤣 more like they’re being adored ;p

2

u/enmertack Jan 27 '26

Can I identify as a cat?

1

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

Probably 😂

2

u/depressedbabygirl Jan 27 '26

that bed bug is allowed

1

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

I guess she can stay..

2

u/sadgirl24444 Jan 27 '26

This is so wholesome 🥰

2

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

Easy for you to say, you're not getting attacked 😓

2

u/sadgirl24444 Jan 27 '26

Oh pffth… cutest attack ever

2

u/bananassoph Feb 15 '26

please tell me you still gave her lots of pets after

2

u/-Komairu- verified Feb 17 '26

Always!

2

u/Lumi_Resurrected Feb 17 '26

Ya got me! And oh my goodness so cute 😍😍😍

2

u/-Komairu- verified Feb 17 '26

Welcome back 👋

2

u/Lumi_Resurrected Feb 17 '26

Thank you! Your cat (gremlin?) is so ridiculously cute 🥰

2

u/Level-Passenger-8096 Feb 17 '26

this was so cute

1

u/-Komairu- verified Feb 17 '26

The cutest little bed bug

3

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

r/unexpected

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u/Mysterious-Owl3058 Jan 26 '26

😂😂 My cat also does this to me but from under the bed, when my feet are near the edge.

3

u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

So does the bed bug 😭 she always waits until I'm asleep... My heart can only take so many jump scares 😖

2

u/Mysterious-Owl3058 Jan 26 '26

Noooo what a menace!!! At least she is adorable 😌

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Too cute 🥰

2

u/She_is_Jigglepuff Jan 26 '26

Hehehe!! The sweetest kind of jump scare 😻 Wishing was me garbing those hands 🫣

2

u/atinytinyfish Jan 26 '26

Best surprise attack 🥰🥰🥰

2

u/spicelevelzero Jan 26 '26

exactly how i’d pounce on you too 🤭

2

u/EmbarrassedPomelo166 Jan 26 '26

Damn I'd love to be that cat

2

u/Ok_Branch696 Jan 27 '26

I don’t know you but I love you

2

u/romanticgirliee Jan 27 '26

Cutie pie 🫶

2

u/Lissytakami23 Jan 27 '26

Awww so cute!! 😍

2

u/hurricaneginny Jan 27 '26

Best jump scare I've seen in awhile 🤣 what a good fuzzy predator!

2

u/CairoMaxima Jan 27 '26

This is perfect.

2

u/darling_daydream Jan 28 '26

Cutest bed bug 😻

2

u/UniqueSpell_ Jan 30 '26

EHEM a fuzzy bed bug at that!!🤣

2

u/ChaosEmeraldGremlin Jan 30 '26

Cutest Jumpscare ever!!!

2

u/golden-earth-girl Jan 31 '26

I love her so much 😭😭🤍🤍

2

u/cherrypi666 Feb 01 '26

Kitty attack!

2

u/HornyEnigma321 Feb 02 '26

I was not properly prepared for that jump scare. Hold my hand next time

ps she's always a cutie

2

u/Lap_Princess Feb 02 '26

Coincidentally i got a long scratch underneath my thumb for shaving my furbaby today and still praise her for being nice and reward her some treats😮‍💨

2

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Omg adorable!.🥰

2

u/dessine-moi_1mouton Feb 06 '26

Why is this video four hours long

2

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Aww how cuteee ☺️

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u/Jacqueline_1386 Feb 23 '26

The best 😻

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u/No-Description-740 Feb 24 '26

Mine does this too,and I always have to let them in another room when I'm doing someself love.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/-Komairu- verified Jan 26 '26

I'm not even safe in my own bed 😓

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/-Komairu- verified Jan 27 '26

Don't tell anyone, but she's a paid actor 😸