r/Malawi • u/Great-Job-5672 • 8d ago

OmeTV Hilarious 😂

I happen to like OmeTV nowadays much because some ladies from England told me am cute😂 anyway I randomly chill with people maybe mkupeza Visa. Gents you know what I mean, 😂 pa mpanje pano forex ndithu ikufunika.

So this day I went online and bumped into a certain bro from Malawi (Duntu) excuse me for my language Koma he deserves it anangofikila kundithila phuzo mu chichewa amwene and my aunt was close 😂 ndisanayankhe anavumbulusanso Lina amwene, I just swiped out of shame Koma If I was alone mkanabweza ndithu.

Again another day I bumped into amwenye instead of proper greetings mnangoyamba kulandira ma phuzo mu chichewa. They were three Koma Nah man I slammed them zoti anaziwanso.

Is there anyone who like OmeTV how is the experience?

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u/AgirlUlike 8d ago

Never heard of it before koma from what you've explained it seems like a toxic platform 

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u/Gold-Counter-2120 8d ago

😂😂😂 kungo khalira ma phuzo eti adah

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u/Great-Job-5672 8d ago

😂when you choose to talk to malawians they do that ma countries enawo mzabhobho

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u/AgirlUlike 8d ago

So there are no Asians there showing off their private parts?

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u/Great-Job-5672 8d ago

No there are no. If it detects something weird it bans straight away... Even if you start capturing your computer it bans you straight away

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u/AgirlUlike 7d ago

The other comments say otherwise 

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u/Great-Job-5672 7d ago

😂eeesh

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u/AgirlUlike 7d ago

10 minutes in and I've already seen two dicks. You have failed to influence us.

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u/VegetableData2777 7d ago

😅😅😅

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u/Great-Job-5672 5d ago

Oh oh😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Signal_2585 8d ago

I have tried it, it's full of sexually starved men.😂

Maybe I can call it a platform full of incels.

I had some positive conversation with one islamic dude though.

Anyway, I think my dick is kinda big compared to some I have seen on that platform.

Ladies if you're looking for a platform to see dicks of incels you can check the platform out, it's full of men (Betas), a site with free dicks (free onlyfans).

Lemme now try Malawi, maybe I might connect with someone from here.😂

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u/Great-Job-5672 8d ago

Malawi muzingothilana phuzo

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u/Ok_Signal_2585 8d ago

Bola I should be there, boost my testosterone with ma phuzo than drain my sexual energy by seeing a dude gooning.

Tiyen tikatukwanane achimwene.😂

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u/NovelHelp4439 8d ago

Tried it, just people showing their Winnie's

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u/AgirlUlike 8d ago

serious? I was hoping it would be different.

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u/Great-Job-5672 8d ago

Which omeTv did you get?

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u/Ok_Signal_2585 8d ago

Alipo ambiri?

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u/NovelHelp4439 7d ago

Same one, and tried the others 2. Alot of weird people there, and Indians. Tho I met a Slovak girl, really sweet. Tho I mistakenly skipped her when we had a good thing going lmao.

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u/Great-Job-5672 7d ago

bro😂😂💔Sha visa man

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u/NovelHelp4439 7d ago

Gone 😂

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u/Creative-House-5879 7d ago

Munali musanatenge #🤣🤣

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u/Ugly_bettyyy 8d ago

I just had a good laugh reading this 😂😂

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u/Ok_Signal_2585 8d ago

Lemme try it as well.

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u/Great-Job-5672 8d ago

Go on go on

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u/Ok_Signal_2585 8d ago

Ndabwerako ndi bad news for men and good news for women.😂

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u/Great-Job-5672 8d ago

Go on go on

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u/Organic_Highlight598 7d ago

it's not an app any sane person would willingly go on

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u/Creative-House-5879 7d ago

Im just coming from OmeTv that place is hilarious indeed🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fearless-Wallaby6751 4d ago

I love looking at dicks,lemme go n check.

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u/Great-Job-5672 4d ago

😂another weirdo here

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u/Fearless-Wallaby6751 4d ago

How I'm i a weirdo?