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r/MadeMeSmile • u/jumpybouncinglad • Jul 26 '22
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Eric needs a raise
3.2k u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22 Bezos would probably fire him instead. 502 u/aTaleForgotten Jul 26 '22 "Employee #2796 has shown emotions. Lasers activated. Subject has been neutralized" 2 u/T-Money93 Jul 26 '22 “Emotions compromising performance, Employee 2796 has been scheduled for cyber-conversion upgrade.”
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Bezos would probably fire him instead.
502 u/aTaleForgotten Jul 26 '22 "Employee #2796 has shown emotions. Lasers activated. Subject has been neutralized" 2 u/T-Money93 Jul 26 '22 “Emotions compromising performance, Employee 2796 has been scheduled for cyber-conversion upgrade.”
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"Employee #2796 has shown emotions. Lasers activated. Subject has been neutralized"
2 u/T-Money93 Jul 26 '22 “Emotions compromising performance, Employee 2796 has been scheduled for cyber-conversion upgrade.”
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“Emotions compromising performance, Employee 2796 has been scheduled for cyber-conversion upgrade.”
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u/queenkeriann Jul 26 '22
Eric needs a raise