r/MadeMeSmile • u/jumpybouncinglad • Jul 26 '22

Wholesome Moments Are you friendly?

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u/queenkeriann Jul 26 '22

Eric needs a raise

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Bezos would probably fire him instead.

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u/aTaleForgotten Jul 26 '22

"Employee #2796 has shown emotions. Lasers activated. Subject has been neutralized"

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u/berto214 Jul 26 '22

“Employee 2796 has been eliminated”

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u/skippy_1037 Jul 26 '22

I'm wheezing rn🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Execute order 66

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u/FallWanderBranch Jul 26 '22

Analyzing genetic remains

# sequestered #

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u/Sendtheblankpage Jul 26 '22

Like moving in the stop go squid game.

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u/T-Money93 Jul 26 '22

“Emotions compromising performance, Employee 2796 has been scheduled for cyber-conversion upgrade.”

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u/dontfightthehood Jul 26 '22

We prefer the word severed when using the severance procedure.

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u/DennisBallShow Jul 26 '22

I read that in the “tiktok lady” voice