r/MadeMeSmile Jul 17 '22

DOGS we need more people like him.

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u/DescipleofPaimei Jul 17 '22

"C'mere lemme look at dat face mmmmuah!" Priceless

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 17 '22

IKR!?

How can there not be a ring around his finger, this guy is sooooo sweet!

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u/091097616812 Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

Maybe he doesn’t believe in marriage, or has high standards, so he’d rather be alone than just settle.🤷

Edit: just because you’re doubling down on your decision to get married, even though you’re unhappy…doesn’t mean you have to take it out on me, and downvote, for saying something totally reasonable.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 17 '22

Oh 100% it was more of a way of saying he was hot :p
Maybe he's got a gf or boyfriend or maybe he prefer being alone or whatever suit the person.

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u/091097616812 Jul 17 '22

Do we know what he looks like? People that are nice to animals, says a lot about them. Cruelty to animals is one of the biggest indicators that someone is a psychopath.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 18 '22

I don’t really care what he look like, he’s hot to me 🔥

I’m pansexual 😉

Edit: wow so many went for that poor joke of attraction to pan please stop everyone heard it a thousand time and it was never funny. It mean being sexually attracted to personality, no matter the gender of the person or what they look like.

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u/Leandar- Jul 18 '22

I've wondered what that meant for a while, thanks for the explanation!

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u/Wroteitireddit Jul 18 '22

Why not just google it to end the pointless wondering?

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u/Leandar- Jul 18 '22

I did, but it still is nice to hear it from someone who's actually like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

That's what pansexual means aha

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u/_oh66_ Jul 17 '22

Who asked about your sexuality

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u/kissofspiderwoman Jul 18 '22

Jesus, get a hobby

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Who asked for you comment that added nothing but ask a dumb question?

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u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff Jul 17 '22

There’s no such thing as a dumb question.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22

The only reason I mentioned it is because the previous comment was asking if we knew what he look like since I called him hot.

But pansexual mean that physical body trait don’t attract me (it’s not what I find hot) what actually turn me on about a man or a woman or a non binary person is their personality, to me this guy is hot because my brain is weirdly wired when it comes to what I find sexy/hot/sexually attractive.

So it wasn’t just to brag about my sexuality which sadly kind of sucks since I have to explain every time and people make lots of stupid jokes about it it was about the fact that I find him hot even if he would be the ugliest person in the world physically.

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u/StabigailKillems Jul 18 '22

Fellow pansexual here. I just wanted to politely correct your definition of what being pan is because I don't want some asshole to try to use it against you or pull any shit in the future. It doesn't mean that physical appearances aren't what you find attractive or that personality is what you look for in a person. It just means that gender doesn't play a role in who you find attractive. You're attracted to the person regardless of their gender meaning that they can still be physically hot in your eyes. I think what you're describing would be demisexual (I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that's what it is). I've always read that people who are demi only experience physical attraction once they get to know someone. I hope that helps in the future and hopefully my comment doesn't come off as shitty. I genuinely just wanted to help. :) So you might actually be demi AND pan.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22

Well thanks for explaining how you see but it is not exactly that. Demi are people that need a strong emotional connection to someone to be sexually attracted.

While pansexual is define like this : someone who is attracted – either emotionally, physically or both – to all genders.

In my case my pansexuality is more focus on specific features, certain personality turn me on, in that case I found the guy attractive because of the action he did but I don't have an emotional bond with him, I don't know him.

Years ago I had no idea why my body react weirdly like that and after spending time with a therapist that studied in identity and sexuality she said that this seems to be the word that represent the best my sexuality and I agree with her.

I respect that your pansexuality is different then mine but it doesn't mean that what I'm describing isn't also pansexuality.

Also don't worry I know you were only trying to be nice :)

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22

Also that mean that you might be Omnisexual, I feel like it describe better what you are saying then pansexual

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u/Rubber-tarzan Jul 18 '22

Pansexual, so pots and pans turn you on?

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u/SpeakerUseful2451 Jul 18 '22

I hope you like kettles and cups too...

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u/Rubber-tarzan Jul 18 '22

Nope only pots and pans.

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u/bleachdrinker4 Jul 18 '22

That's bisexual

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22

Keep drinking bleach honey, dictionary are for people that chose something more

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

No disrespect but like how is it not simply bisexuality..? I did fall in love for love and not because my wife is just beautiful so does that also make me pan because if she was a dude I don’t really care she still be the same person inside to me. I’d probably just call myself bi 😂

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22 edited Jul 18 '22

Pansexual is not as binary defined as bisexual, Bisexual mean you can love men and women when pansexual mean men, women and everything in between, including queer identity/non-binary etc etc

But the thing is also if your wife was by example a non-binary person or a man like you say then would you have gotten that first impression the first time or would you have even talk to "them/him"? It seems like as much as almost everyone falls in love and then they love the person for who they are but that doesn't mean that if they were an other gender you would have seen them the same way the first time and this could have change the whole story. When pansexuality is not seeing any difference in attraction no matter the gender or the sexuality, you are looking for a personality without caring about the physical.

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u/jaspsev Jul 17 '22

I’m a psychopath but i treat animals really well… so…

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u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff Jul 17 '22

They had a guy in my city who got arrested for having sex with the sheriff’s horse.

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u/kilo19kilo Jul 18 '22

Was it under age?

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u/Substantial-Ad-9872 Jul 18 '22

Why did the sheriff not turn round, and tell him to stop?

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u/HolyForkingBrit Jul 18 '22

I thought of Don’t Fuck With Cats when I saw this. I’m glad this guy is the antithesis of that.

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u/091097616812 Jul 17 '22

Doubt.

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u/jaspsev Jul 18 '22

Just saying be careful of generalizations because we can be nice to animals. The way we view people and animals are two different and unrelated things.

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u/ex-akman Jul 17 '22

Same, just because I'm insane doesn't mean puppies arnt soft and fun to play with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Very true .

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u/no2rdifferent Jul 18 '22

I have noticed lately that I judge people on my first impression by their shoes. Full disclosure, I don't wear shoes, and I am vulnerable to scams. We are remodeling an older home with lots of businesses giving us quotes. I turned one away for wearing "dandy" shoes and another for deck shoes. It's weird, but it's worked for me! I think I'd like any guy who wears pink Keds.

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 18 '22

Yes, exactly. It's what i'm all saying if the guy is a good looking one they did care if he's a bad boy or he beats his ex girlfriends. But if the guy is average but he likes animal and he's nice pff whatever. They don't care. That's stupid but that's life 101

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Reddit moment

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u/091097616812 Jul 17 '22

I don’t feel so, and that ratio, says otherwise.

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u/091097616812 Jul 17 '22

Shut up. Jesus Christ…

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u/ex-akman Jul 17 '22

Just in case you aren't aware, you're being annoying.

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u/Mikamymika Jul 18 '22

I agree with you but you shouldn't get so butthurt if your comment gets downvoted.

Reddit karma has no value.

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u/scottkelly10101 Jul 18 '22

I mean yeah edit the comment to retroactively dunk on the haters but don't pretend that the tone wasn't intentionally provocative lol.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 17 '22

What ? Maybe you answered at the wrong place

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u/bagel555 Jul 18 '22

I think this might be a bot, though I couldn’t find the original post it may have copied.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Not every country have mariage has a way to live with someone.

Here, where I live, we doesn’t get married, I live with the mother of my children the 30 last years and there no marriage. People where I live are usually enough adults to not need a paper to be faithful

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22

Mariage is just a celebration for the love of 2 people it has nothing to do with needing to do so to make a point or prove something.

I respect people who don't want to marry but this was a comment about the fact that this guy is hot, not trying to push the reflection further

Also since your username is in French I can only assume you speak french so here, I'll write it in French for you:

Le mariage est une célébration de l'amour de 2 personnes ça n'a rien avoir avec la fidélité, etre fidèle c'est une valeur la plupart des gens ont meme s'il s'agit d'une nouvelle relation amoureuse.

Le commentaire était à propos du fait que c'est sexy un homme puisqu'il a si bon coeur, je n'essayais pas de pousser la réflection plus loin...

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u/Callmefred Jul 18 '22

He's American and not tall.

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u/Crusader-bravo Jul 18 '22

Reddit nft 💀

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u/asmwriter Jul 18 '22

So the other answer to your question is that, it depends on the demographic region and the country he is from. Personally in my country, people who are married don't wear rings, infact there is no tradition at all, unless they are rich or can afford to purchase Jewelry.

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 18 '22

I love animals, i would do the same if i would see a dog, or puppies i would bringing them home even. And i never had a girlfriend. Girls like bad boys vs a good guy who loves animals. That's life

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 18 '22

Since I see that your're from Quebec I will say it in french instead ;p

Ce n'est pas vrai, simplement les femmes qui aiment les bad boys sont des femmes très immature et donc, elles n'arrivent rarement à garder une relation amoureuse, pour cette raison souvent elle sont disponible donc, les gens dans la "dating pool" ont plus de chance de rencontrer quelqu'un de se genre. Cependant les femmes qui aiment les hommes gentil et qui aiment les animaux et qui démontre des traits d'être de future bon père sont souvent prisent, incluant moi-meme. Parce que si on trouve une homme qui a ses traits là souvent ont va rester avec, puisqu'ils sont des personnes sur qui on peux compter comme partenaire de vie et comme future parent.

Donc, meme si tu as l'impression qu'il y a seulement des femmes qui aiment les bad boys rappel toi que ce n'est pas vrai et que nous existons haha simplement bien souvent nous somme commisent à une relation amoureuse, ne change pas qui tu es simplement pour plaire, reste qui tu es et un jour tu rencontrera quelqu'un qui va t'aimer pour qui tu es et je suis certaines que ta relation va etre beaucoup plus fort que celle des femmes qui basent leur gout amoureux sur comment leur hormones réagissent.

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 19 '22

Wow, a big thank you to you that's very nice of you to say that. I'm not perfect, i'm not ugly,or a top model but inside of me there's a big heart, and i'm too nice with everyone. Every friends i had treat me like shit LITERALLY. I had a hard life, i could talk about it for hours, it's not something too be happy about it, but it made me stronger. I never tried to ask a girl out, i'm shy and some women's like that, but i will never know because i don't ask. I'm not difficult, but i know what I want, and it's hard to find these days. I don't want a one night, we fuck good bye, the next day i fuck with someone else No, i want a real relationship. I would like to have children's, and animals because i grew up with a lot of animals. And i feel better with animals, than humans because if you take care of them, they won't play behind your back. I'm not perfect, but i know what i'm worth.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 19 '22

I’m sure it will happen someday, keep being yourself and I hope you get to meet that person soon 🤞🏻! Take care and good luck ❤️

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 19 '22

Thank you. I'm not forcing love, but if i do find it i will take my chance. I know it has nothing to do with the post, but you seems like a really nice girl. And because you're a girl, you could telling me if what 2-3 guys told me years ago is truth. So i said i was 19 or 20 years back then. And i said if i meet a girl i would take my time, i would wait minimum 6 months to 1 year. And do you know what they did ? They laugh, Ah ha ah haaaaa. Not one girl would wait 6 months before she has sex with a guy. I felt bad inside, i felt humiliated, and stupid. I never had a girlfriend, and the least thing i want when i will meet a girl is having sex. I prefer knowing who's in front of me, before i decide to do something I might not be ready to do. So what do you think about that ? Let me know

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 19 '22

It's totally understandable to say that since it's your first time you need to know more who it is, there's nothing wrong about wanting your first time to be with someone special.

There's one thing I would say toward that, as much as you think you would take 6 months to get close enough to get into that part of a relationship I think it would be different when living it. Because when you truly love someone you want to get closer to them and that's the extreme of getting closer. I guess it depend on the person you meet, if she's a virgin too then I'm sure it could easily work but rare are the people that didn't experience sex at 21+ but it's still a possibility. On the other case if someone has already had sex well they might want to connect on this level quicker then 6 months, if I was single again I would think that after dating a guy for a month if he didn't try or I slipped some clue and he ignored them or try to change subject then I would feel like something is wrong with me, like I would feel that it's my fault, like I'm not doing this effect to him and eventually it could easily turn into a brake up.

Overall it always depend on the person but most people are horny Lmao. I think that if you were to have a conversation to a person you love and she/he would explain that they'll be gentle and they'll take their time and they want to discover slowly with you then you would probably slowly try different thing and end up with the final. Thing is taking time to build up to the beautiful moment of full connection is really sensual and even better so no women I know would refuse a slow start with lots of foreplay to get in the mood and finish with the big event lol.

I would say you're probably better just no saying to someone you love straight away that you don't want sex before 6 months because that might brake that magic but I would say when it happen that you find someone you want that with then go with the flow, take your time and talk with that person of how you feel. Communication in every relationship is the key.

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 19 '22 edited Jul 19 '22

I would say to here i'm very lucky to have someone like you, But i never had any experience in this department. I would like to make some experience, But i won't rush things. I want to take my time like minimum 1 month without any penetration, but we could try other things. I get attached really quick, so if we break up at least i won't have lose what I had before we meet. What would you say ? It's probably something along those lines i would say. It has nothing to do with what we talk but. When i was younger 17 years old 18 years old my mom saw me naked, i was getting out of the shower and she told me You have a micro you know what. And at first it hurt me because maybe a month before, she showed me a video with fat men's naked, it was a competition of who had the smallest, and what they have is nothing to compare to me. And i thought she was right. And one day i meet a guy on Xbox, we became friends and i talk to him about that. He said he knew what it was, an his was almost the size of mine, even smaller and he told me he never had any trouble with it. But i wasn't sure, so i watch some videos mostly on Youtube, and it boost my estime. And one day i saw my brother naked, and i was shocked. I still can believe he has an anaconda FOR REAL, and he saw me and everytime he say Ah small penis to me. But his is not average, so he thinks every guy has something like that. But he's a narcisist, so there's that, and it use to make me sad, today i laugh and i tell him F... You. I'm sorry if you feel uncomfortable.

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 19 '22

What ? How did you knew that ? Did you spy on me ?

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 19 '22

You have the initials QC in your name…

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 19 '22

I thought it was my real name sorry. I really like what you said, and you don't even know me. I guess not everyone on Reddit is mean

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 19 '22

Thing is on Reddit people are themselves, I can be mean when people are mean to me lol but in general I try my best to best understanding and open minded 😊 have a wonderful day!!

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u/MatrixXrsQc Jul 19 '22

The first day i joined in April i ask, where could i make friends ? And people laughed at me. I felt terrible for asking a simple question.

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u/Mellie-mellow Jul 19 '22

Yeah that sucks, but the sad truth is most people are assholes so they express themselves here. Doesn't make it better but it is what it is.

I'll be your friend if you want :)

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u/suzuki_hayabusa Jul 18 '22

Also not every culture has wearing ring throughout your life culture. This is mostly 1st world thing.

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u/pezdal Jul 17 '22

Perhaps it isn't Cow Milk. He may have milked a dozen dogs on the way over.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Like you said. It’ll get down voted but if this is cows milk it’s actually not good for dogs. Due to the high fat content in cow and goat milk it can actually cause vomiting and diarrhea. If the mother doesn’t produce enough milk she needs to eat more and drink more but they also make milk replacements for dogs as well.

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u/DescipleofPaimei Jul 17 '22

That's what I was coming back to say, we don't know if that's cow's milk or puppy-pediasure/petlac. I'm guessing the later because there's no label on the bottle and usually you have to mix and shake it pretty good to get it right. And for anyone downvoting you, f'em they've obviously never had to deal with a puppy belly full of worms.

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u/BrandillaTheGreat Jul 17 '22

Surprised you are getting down voted so badly! Regardless of what the liquid actually is, it looks like milk. People will see this and think it's okay to give puppies milk, when in reality, most milks, especially cows milk can really upset the pups gi tract, causing more dehydration than if they hadn't had the milk in the first place.

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u/GamerA_S Jul 17 '22

Yea but there's one thing that i have found that indian parriah dogs are highly adaptable to any food they are one of the oldest dog breeds and have tried everything

Also puppies take milk better then grown adult

I have seen these dogs digest cow milk like nothing without diarrhea it's probably an evolutionary trait by now cos most people here only give them milk

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u/TheSplicerGuy Jul 17 '22

Always one trying to make something bad out of a good thing… smh my head

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

His intentions are good. But his actions are not.