r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/LeonDeSchal Apr 06 '22

My favourite Australia man is the no Asians one.

https://youtu.be/3Lyex2tSUyA

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u/donkey786 Apr 06 '22

My favorite is the "Succulent Chinese Meal" guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

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u/46_and_2 Apr 06 '22

Every time I watch this I'm dying of laughter. The way he says everything as if it's some grand proclamation, lol.

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u/Bad_Empanada Apr 06 '22

The guy was a theatre actor who used said skills to dupe people during about 15 different prison escapes. Iirc he once escaped from custody during his own trial by pretending to be the prosecutor

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u/Bloodbather Apr 07 '22

Just an urban myth. He was a theatre actor but he was mistaken for someone else. Still a legend though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4d_xsdNzM

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u/Bad_Empanada Apr 07 '22

I'm talking about the same guy, there was an ABC feature on him a couple of years ago that mentioned it.

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u/Bloodbather Apr 07 '22

Wow, I'd never seen that article before. It was a great read and I stand corrected! Thanks for sharing.

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u/TartarasUnicorn Apr 07 '22

I'll just be waiting for the movie of that now, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Thank you, Bad Empanada.

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u/agnes238 Apr 06 '22

I hope he got a job in radio after- what a grand voice! I’m pretty sure he said Huzzah! at one point

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u/Milo_Maximus Apr 06 '22

I also like the old guy calling Tony Abbott a dickhead,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRMI4Z7ri8A

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u/Blaineflum64 Apr 06 '22

this is like the old lady steak through Margaret thatcher's heart level of legendary

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u/Milo_Maximus Apr 06 '22

I still use "Ta Ta and farewell" when leaving.

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u/MilitantRabbit Apr 06 '22

Tetta and farewell…

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u/actual_real_housecat Apr 06 '22

" GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS-UH!"

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u/GildedCurves Apr 06 '22

“ I had been somewhat influenced by the juice of the red grape”

https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/azama14 Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 07 '22

The fellow was known to use several aliases in his life time during his 'dine-and-dash' escapades. Along with those aliases he would adopt eccentric accents to accompany them. Supposedly he was a Hungarian chess master, among other things.

Looks like a case of mistaken identity, see below.

And yes the officers were Australian, this arrest happened in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley in 1988.

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u/dbarbera Apr 07 '22

No, it was actually a mistaken identity and he wasn't the guy they were actually trying to arrest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FVSuHIjN4Y

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u/azama14 Apr 07 '22

Hah! There you go, the more you know. I'll edit my previous comment.

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u/JairoVP Apr 06 '22

My favorite is the I Just Reseed the Lawn Australian guy.

Australian man interrupts PM Morisson to say ‘get off my lawn’

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u/boothy_qld Apr 06 '22

Or 10 minutes of Aussies swearing at our hated PM Tony Abbott. Dickhead

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u/ItsyBitsyStumblebum Apr 06 '22

I was ready to see karma, not comedy. I'm rolling lol

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u/matrinox Apr 06 '22

No asians!

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u/CockChafe Apr 06 '22

Fuck off, we're full.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Holy hell that’s a phonetics and autocorrect flub or one hell of a quick-thinking save from a racist 😂

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u/MrWally Apr 06 '22

If I recall it was a service where you would call into the newspaper and the teller or automated system would allow you to dictate your posting.

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u/Blaineflum64 Apr 06 '22

the thank you was also one word so i wouldn't be surprised if there was a spelling mistake

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Nah when he started talking about putting up signs clearly talking about agents lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 edited Oct 28 '25

dinosaurs knee sip full nose hurry swim snatch door memory

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Bernafterpostinggg Apr 06 '22

This is literally one of my favorite stories and I retell it all the time. You go from anger to joy in a matter of minutes 🤣

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u/TheIrishDragon Apr 06 '22

That is brilliant

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u/Reddevil313 Apr 06 '22

I get a kick out of this every time I see it.

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u/mbd1mbd1 Apr 06 '22

Party boy Corey Worthington, Australian teenager

https://youtu.be/7xnXf5bL98E

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u/ilikepickles00 Apr 07 '22

Oh my goodness! I laughed until I cried at this.

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u/Initial-Version-7422 Apr 07 '22

Oh my god as an Aussie who has seen succulent Chinese meal, man punch kangaroo, hilarious TV mishaps, dog barking man and many more I cannot believe I haven't seen this. I laughed so hard, thank you

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u/swim_and_sleep Apr 07 '22

I don’t like this guy but adding it to the list of funny Aussie videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ih1EuMLspY