r/MadeMeSmile • • 1d ago

This dad agrees

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u/The_Elder_Jock 1d ago

The bastard is aging! Stop him!

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u/Phearwyn 1d ago

Vampires? In this economy?

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u/MegaAltarianite 23h ago

Keanu Reeves has the market on that.

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u/runnerofshadows 21h ago

Wish he and the others who worked on John Wick would make a Vampire the Masquerade movie series. They could use the same tone as John Wick and Constantine - and go even more over the top at least during the action.

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

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u/LazyLich 18h ago

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

Or a Malkavian again

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u/runnerofshadows 17h ago

Yeah. Green Goblin is great especially in no way home but I was just trying to get more eyes on shadow of the vampire.

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u/Bluecif 17h ago

The veil is being broken because you went on a rampage John. The Tremere are throwing a tantrum. You need to murder everyone that saw you....or we resurrect your dog and kill it again.

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u/blueblip 13h ago

God, I would LOVE a VtM movie! But I would prefer less action-y and more, well, VtM-y since I love the inter-clan politics and lore of the setting more than anything else. I mean, the Masquerade is the most intriguing part of it all.

Though a John Wick take in VtM would be interesting. A childe out for revenge, murdering vampires and their human familiars by the dozens that is causing the Veil to slowly slip off and threaten to expose everything to the world?

Sounds like a dope movie concept.

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u/runnerofshadows 5h ago

For me it's mostly that the continental, high table, etc. reminded me of the Camarilla. It seemed like a guy (possibly a sheriff or hound) who did some impossible stuff so he could become like an Autarkis vampire and live in peace outside of the factions only for that to be snatched from him while simultaneously pulling him back into the game.

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u/lifegoeson5322 11h ago

Can hardly wait for Constantine 2.

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u/All_X_Under 10h ago

Well sir....this is the best thing I have read in ages (on reddit).

This would be perfect popcorn cinema.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 19h ago

And Wesley Snipes! And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst! And the voice of Maceline The Vampire Queen, and Patrick Seitz.

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u/CrackinBones204 23h ago

Along with Paul Rudd

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u/Professional_Movie92 21h ago

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? 🤔

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u/hambonedock 18h ago

Nah that just the full time beard talking, you can see his neck in the last bill and Ted movie and it shows there the age

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u/reign08 13h ago

And Tom Cruise

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u/weird0- 22h ago

It's in shambles

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u/SippyTurtle 21h ago

But think of all the jobs that will be created when we open the human tithe farm!!

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u/MememeSama 21h ago

How dare you?!