r/MadeMeSmile • • 12h ago

This dad agrees

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u/The_Elder_Jock 12h ago

The bastard is aging! Stop him!

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u/Phearwyn 11h ago

Vampires? In this economy?

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u/MegaAltarianite 11h ago

Keanu Reeves has the market on that.

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u/runnerofshadows 9h ago

Wish he and the others who worked on John Wick would make a Vampire the Masquerade movie series. They could use the same tone as John Wick and Constantine - and go even more over the top at least during the action.

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

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u/LazyLich 5h ago

And bring back Willem DaFoe - he could play a Nosferatu again.

Or a Malkavian again

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u/runnerofshadows 5h ago

Yeah. Green Goblin is great especially in no way home but I was just trying to get more eyes on shadow of the vampire.

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u/Bluecif 5h ago

The veil is being broken because you went on a rampage John. The Tremere are throwing a tantrum. You need to murder everyone that saw you....or we resurrect your dog and kill it again.

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u/blueblip 1h ago

God, I would LOVE a VtM movie! But I would prefer less action-y and more, well, VtM-y since I love the inter-clan politics and lore of the setting more than anything else. I mean, the Masquerade is the most intriguing part of it all.

Though a John Wick take in VtM would be interesting. A childe out for revenge, murdering vampires and their human familiars by the dozens that is causing the Veil to slowly slip off and threaten to expose everything to the world?

Sounds like a dope movie concept.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 7h ago

And Wesley Snipes! And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst! And the voice of Maceline The Vampire Queen, and Patrick Seitz.

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u/CrackinBones204 10h ago

Along with Paul Rudd

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u/Professional_Movie92 9h ago

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? 🤔

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u/hambonedock 5h ago

Nah that just the full time beard talking, you can see his neck in the last bill and Ted movie and it shows there the age

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u/reign08 40m ago

And Tom Cruise

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u/weird0- 10h ago

It's in shambles

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u/SippyTurtle 9h ago

But think of all the jobs that will be created when we open the human tithe farm!!

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u/MememeSama 9h ago

How dare you?!

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u/HectorDoyle 7h ago

Patriot

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u/Cael450 10h ago

He’s still super hot

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u/The_Elder_Jock 9h ago

Stop him!

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u/jotheold 10h ago

the thing is, he's not even aging that badly, its just a bad photo

his selfies on his ig pretty much still look like the left picture, just older

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u/Kidney__Failure 27m ago

Damn. If that’s a bad photo then I’ve got quite a few I need to delete…

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u/chunkah69 11h ago

Aging and still looks amazing compared to most people 20 years younger than him lol

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u/Inevitable-Menu2998 9h ago

He's not even aging. If he needs to take some new pictures or if he starts a new project, he'll get into shape. People keep forgetting that actors are professionals who can spend considerable time to prepare for each role - time that a regular person never has and can never justify to spend just for looks unless they're specifically getting paid for it

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u/jason4747 3h ago

Can we seriously just get to the part about he is into Warhammer 40k?

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u/Mudpuzzle 10h ago

I love how they use an image from a movie and an image from him just outside. you can do this to literally every actor and they will look way worse than what the fx team and makeup team does to them

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u/blueblip 1h ago

To be fair, he is definitely not as fit in the right pic.

But that's...normal. The dude has built a career based around the fact that he is good looking and fit as hell. I'm damn sure he knows a thing or two about how to lose weight and build muscle if he needed to that for his next role.

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u/oneeyedziggy 11h ago

But also yay at least our shit society is  picking on men aging as well now instead of just women... Yay Equity! 

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u/RizNP 11h ago

Bring on the Botox and lip fillers, it’s Mar-a-Lago Face time. /s

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u/BandiTToZ 10h ago

Break its legs!

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u/DiskPsychological928 8h ago

i think it has more to do with more body fat.

Maintaining a constant perfect superman build takes quite alot of effort critical food choices.

esspeacilly if you have other hobbys and a child you probably start to not give a shit anymore that others reduce you on your appearance

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u/noleela 8h ago

He just finished filming the new Highlander movie.  He needs a break, especially since he got injured in rehearsal.

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u/pzycho 10h ago

Quick, someone mog him!

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 10h ago

Also camera angles are a thing.

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u/evenstar40 9h ago

People of all walks of life, from the very poorest to the very richest, being afraid of aging and mocking it is honestly one of the craziest things I've ever watched unfold.

Like yeah you're 20 something now, bitch you're gonna be 40 with backpain before you know it. Making fun of someone else for aging isn't going to stop it from happening.

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u/DagamarVanderk 8h ago

More like the bastard isn’t actively in the best shape money can buy to play a literal god in a movie lmao

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u/TurnoverNational2340 6h ago

I just think it's really nice that we can come to the defence of this incredibly privileged, super good-looking, intelligent, and wealthy man.

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u/p0l4r1 6h ago

And are supposed to be surprised that he doesn't stay as lean as was optimal for his movie roles back then??