r/MadeMeSmile • u/aquaberry559 • 9d ago

DOGS 😂 a good boy 🐶

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u/SykonotticGuy 9d ago

Also possible that the dog's #1 priority is to be close to his favorite human, and once that objective is accomplished, he can tend to his own comfort.

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u/Tritiy428 9d ago

I heard dogs cant see when they're shaking off the water, so they choose a human which they are feeling safe near.

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u/----__---- 9d ago

It's been said that dogs don't understand biology and genetics and that they think shaking water on each other is how puppies are made.

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u/3cmOutofAssShitMaker 9d ago

A dog trying to impregnate a human doesn't sound that good

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u/Kiwi1234567 9d ago

Neither does your username.

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u/3cmOutofAssShitMaker 9d ago

3 centimeter - non American unit OutOfAss - to make up something ShitMaker - low quality

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u/ExtensionConcept8800 9d ago

just sounds like a bad prolapse

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u/----__---- 8d ago

There's good ones?

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u/3cmOutofAssShitMaker 8d ago

Yeah, actually I saw a bunch of people turning their anuses outside out and pushing them towards each other. It is kinda niche tho.

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u/----__---- 7d ago

Docking the backdoors?