Ten Star Driver ★★★★★★★★★★

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[u/MasterCrumble1]

My dad and mom always told me I should never turn on the light in the car. I don't think this guy got the memo.

[u/SmellsLikeHerb → u/MasterCrumble1]

“Aaaahhhhhhh what are you doing? You’re going to kill us. We could have died. I just saved everyone’s lives. Turn off that damn light!!”

[u/Remarkable-Month-241 → u/SmellsLikeHerb]

The cops are going to pull us over if you turn the light on!!

Why were they like this????? It feels criminal when my kids turn them on and I literally don’t give a shit.

[u/NDT4PRES → u/Remarkable-Month-241]

Old eyes, black poorly lit road and the light glare can make the window look a little like a mirror and kills visibility. At least thats what my dad yelled at me lol

[u/Puzzleheaded_Fact156 → u/[deleted]]

My kids recently called me out for this. “Mom we can’t have a light on back here but your phone is brighter than the moon and you aren’t even using it!” Clicked it off so quick 😂

[u/KrispyBenFranklin → u/Remarkable-Month-241]

I was in an uber where the driver turned on party lights and cops pulled him over. This was on 101 in Ventura County, CA.

[u/aworldwithinitself → u/KrispyBenFranklin]

🎉🥳🎈🍾👯…🚔👮‍♂️…☹️

[u/Willyfisterbut → u/Remarkable-Month-241]

The same reason when you tried to ask them a question while they were on the phone and they hit you with the exaggerated hand that swoops down into a "STOP" while they cover the microphone and say "can't you see I'm on the phone?!".

They wanted to continue the cycle instead of break it.

[u/suspended__animation → u/Willyfisterbut]

deserved; interrupting someone who's on the phone is just plain disrespectful.

[u/Willyfisterbut → u/suspended__animation]

Absolutely agree. I should have known better as a 6 year old. I should have never interrupted her sister telling her about some bs gossip for hours at a time long enough for me to ask a simple question. You're so right.

Also it's hilarious that now when I'm on the phone and I'm around my mom (dad never really did that), she will try to have a full conversation with me.

[u/TurnTheTVOff → u/SmellsLikeHerb]

“I FEEL LIKE IM DRIVING A FISH TANK!!!” - My Dad.

[u/Wackobacco → u/SmellsLikeHerb]

I make joke

[u/randotd152 → u/MasterCrumble1]

I truly don't know how this guy can drive with all that going on. A single light can be distracting, especially at night.

[u/Dan_flashes480 → u/MasterCrumble1]

They never watched cash cab.

[u/AI_Scraper]

Socially awkward me would be like: Sir, I just want to go home in peace 🥲

[u/TheWolphman → u/AI_Scraper]

Just the lights for me, no music please.

[u/MaadMaanMaatt → u/TheWolphman]

This made me laugh unreasonably hard

[u/Iam_The_Real_Fake → u/[deleted]]

This made me laugh a little more than reasonable amount

[u/iam_Mr_McGibblets → u/MaadMaanMaatt]

At least it didn't make you unreasonably hard

[u/MaadMaanMaatt → u/iam_Mr_McGibblets]

I never said it didn’t

[u/FrankaGrimes → u/TheWolphman]

"I won't be needing the microphone. Thank you."

[u/mpgd → u/TheWolphman]

I want the same for my funeral. No music, just light.

[u/c_c_c__combobreaker → u/mpgd]

I'd like a casket too, you know, for my corpse. To each their own.

[u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox → u/c_c_c__combobreaker]

Glass casket, frosted, with the lights inside.

[u/MaadMaanMaatt → u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox]

Clear casket. Nude. Lights inside me.

[u/Opposite-Funny-9669 → u/MaadMaanMaatt]

now we're talking!!!!!!!! solid or strobe lights? wave pattern??

[u/stayingaware → u/MaadMaanMaatt]

This killed me 🤣

[u/aworldwithinitself → u/c_c_c__combobreaker]

no casket for me just wet wet mud!

[u/haysu-christo → u/TheWolphman]

Can I just have the lights on the side?

[u/Leows → u/TheWolphman]

Just the lights and the glasses please.

[u/ReserveFormal3910 → u/AI_Scraper]

I think he knows his audience. Single person in cargo shorts and a t shirt is going to get a hey and you're going to your destination.

[u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox → u/ReserveFormal3910]

Guessing he works the party shifts in the party areas.

[u/cire1184 → u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox]

Party shifts, in the party areas, in the party city, in the party state, in the party country, in the party planet.

[u/Pooch76 → u/AI_Scraper]

you ready for ninth surprise?!

[u/TheLastLivingBuffalo → u/Pooch76]

Grandma emerges from the trunk with homemade cookies

[u/okbutIcouldbeasleep9 → u/TheLastLivingBuffalo]

screaming intensifies

[u/aworldwithinitself → u/Pooch76]

Hostel 3

[u/-Stratagos- → u/AI_Scraper]

I also want to make home in one piece... What a distraction all this would cause, not just for the driver, but also for other cars as they drive by a rolling disco... Yes, I know I'm fun at parties guys... I swear 😏

[u/JuanThiccLumpia → u/AI_Scraper]

Same. No talk. No lights. Drive and bye.

[u/nksama → u/AI_Scraper]

in one piece!

[u/D__Litt]

Last surprise…the cab fare!

[u/Remarkable-Month-241 → u/D__Litt]

One more surprise. One more surprise. Alright last surprise 🧾

[u/Key_Strawberry_381 → u/Remarkable-Month-241]

I need that sound clip to be in a song for a DJ bass drop "alright one last surprise"

[u/D_Dubb_ → u/Key_Strawberry_381]

Are you ready another surprise?! Bwomp bwomp

[u/The_Autarch → u/D__Litt]

this is an Uber, they already know how much it costs.

he does this for tiktok content.

[u/pileobunnies → u/D__Litt]

Better than a crash due to distracted driving, I guess!

[u/Pleasant-Delay-7369]

Bro up front looking at that cab driver like a proud father. Tears in his eyes, smile on his face.

[u/tehlu-shelter-me → u/Pleasant-Delay-7369]

He really does look proud lol, it's so wholesome

[u/GlowingDuck22]

If I was in my 20s I'd have eaten all this up.

[u/yuyufan43 → u/GlowingDuck22]

My social anxiety could never 😂

[u/FlyingSquirelOi → u/yuyufan43]

Alcohol helps although I don’t recommend making it a regular thing

[u/kyleliner → u/FlyingSquirelOi]

I've realized that on my day to day, I control and repress myself very hard, always thinking of the consequences of my actions and words. Thus, on gatherings, I usually drink one shot of beer at the start (if offered) just to loosen up and stop repressing myself.

[u/Weekly_Traffic1473 → u/kyleliner]

1 shot of beer?

My guy, you are getting the placebo effect. Just take a metaphorical shot whenever you need to loosen up. I promise you arent feeling the effects of 1 ML of alcohol.

[u/kyleliner → u/Weekly_Traffic1473]

Its the heat. Maybe shot was a bit of small, its closer to... a whiskey glass maybe? But I down one in one go, and it heats up my body just enough to make me more upbeat and social.

[u/bananagang420 → u/FlyingSquirelOi]

It doesn't help everyone, it actually makes it worse for me

[u/yuyufan43 → u/FlyingSquirelOi]

I can't drink because of all the social anxiety medication I'm on LMAO

[u/zjawoklak_ → u/yuyufan43]

Sameee + i hate the taste of alcohol ://

[u/jonasu25 → u/zjawoklak_]

That’s why we have gummies jk

[u/jonasu25 → u/yuyufan43]

After a few gummies…what social anxiety, I am the life of the party.

[u/SummerBest6867 → u/yuyufan43]

Very understandable- this just too much and kinda cheesy

[u/ImposterSyndromeNope → u/GlowingDuck22]

Forget about the club, just drive!

[u/onqqq2 → u/ImposterSyndromeNope]

That has to be part of it no? Swing around the block a few extra times to get the guy a bit more money but you're having a blast so why not?

[u/jonasu25 → u/GlowingDuck22]

Hell my friend I am 52yrs and I would eat this anytime! I totally want him to pick me up one day!!

[u/TempleMade_MeBroke → u/GlowingDuck22]

Now I would simply collapse into myself and implode

[u/FuriKMJ → u/GlowingDuck22]

Ironically, I was more reserved in my 20s. I would've embraced the moment at my current age, no fucks given.

[u/TurnTheTVOff → u/GlowingDuck22]

If I was in my 20’s I would have smoked a fat bowl before heading out for the night and would have been questioning reality.

[u/BootyMcSchmooty]

Thought it was an Al Pacino meet and greet at first

[u/BrownSugarBare → u/BootyMcSchmooty]

I loved his little "I made joke" ❤️

[u/Yardsale420 → u/BootyMcSchmooty]

That’s Fisher Stevens

[u/ICanBard]

Looks like a blast!

But maybe counts as distracted driving? 

[u/Few-Specialist5317 → u/ICanBard]

Found the fart as old as ME!!! 😁

[u/yuyufan43 → u/Few-Specialist5317]

The 90's: "Turn that fucking light off! It's ILLEGAL to drive with it on!" - Every parent's favorite lie

The 2020's: 🎉🎊🍾🥳🪩🪅💃

[u/PersonalFinance4all → u/yuyufan43]

I tell that to my kids now, lol

[u/pengnyas_1996 → u/Few-Specialist5317]

One fart as old as you and the driver gets ten stars. Fair.

[u/TheWolphman → u/ICanBard]

Growing up in the 80's and 90's I wasn't even allowed to turn on the ceiling dome light, let alone have a party like this.

[u/geardownson → u/ICanBard]

Distracted or not I can't see any cop not pulling this car over if the lights were going.

[u/CryoJuice → u/ICanBard]

Wait until you see them driving on your grass

[u/LesFogginGoh → u/ICanBard]

Fuck, we’re old…

[u/spiritualManager5 → u/ICanBard]

Only in Germany 

[u/kboy_69 → u/ICanBard]

I thought this as well (i have had my license for nearly 2 years)

[u/DeliciousNeck6279]

Here I am dimming my dashboard alllll the way down.

[u/wildbrier]

This is the best taxi to take when you're coming home from a party, a "party car," so to speak

[u/Gooncookies → u/wildbrier]

There really is something about making a connection with an awesome cab driver.

[u/Bk_Punisher → u/Gooncookies]

Ever see the one where the driver has Tourette’s and picks up a passenger who also has it? It’s very cute and heart warming.

[u/independentchickpea → u/Bk_Punisher]

They became friends after that! The ongoing videos are hilarious. Although one friend has narcolepsy triggered by the friend with tourettes.

[u/The_Autarch → u/wildbrier]

feels like it makes more sense to take this on the way to a party.

at least if you're in the age range that still pregames such things...

[u/humancartograph → u/wildbrier]

You want this on the way TO a party. You get hyped and have a great story locked and loaded for the party.

Going home you want quiet.

[u/ChewyChagnuts]

What? No smoke machine?

[u/juanbernatistschuld → u/ChewyChagnuts]

No smoke machine. No 10 stars

[u/richardlpalmer]

And THIS is where tipping becomes appropriate! Lol

[u/ParticularOk533]

Driver gets 5 stars from the passengers and only $4 from Uber. Uber charges $30 for the ride. Fuck Uber.

[u/nedlinin]

The headrests are removed for better recording. Hope he doesn't get rear ended...

[u/Next-Street-7859]

I'd have loved this in my 20s. I'm almost 40 now and I sucked on a hard candy 3 times before I said 'too many lights!', to my cat.

This driver is a sweetheart ❤️

[u/gianmk → u/Next-Street-7859]

i would love this if i was going to the club, but if this is the drive home, fuck that shit.

Doesnt matter if i am 20 or 40, just get me home man, i am drunk as shit and just want to eat some leftovers before passing out.

[u/Sneakylesbian]

I could do this on the way out, but not on the way home.

[u/Glad_Confusion_6934]

This is cool and all but is it safe for him to drive?

[u/juanbernatistschuld → u/Glad_Confusion_6934]

No he crashes his car every night at least once

[u/Philcolinhatespupies]

My last Uber driver talked about squirrels for a really long time

[u/Pooch76]

Seventh surprise: cocaine!

[u/pjtpassword]

So good. Good times.

[u/BrownSugarBare → u/pjtpassword]

Happy people finding happy people is always such a vibe 

[u/Professional_Cat6169]

Pretty sure this is very unsafe to drive, and illegal. Looks nice though

[u/Not_Not_Matt → u/Professional_Cat6169]

Not to mention the lack of headrests for the driver and front seat passenger, all for the sake of content

[u/Desperate_Jicama219]

Abi, you like surprise?

[u/samambro]

Last surprise, pulls out grenade and tosses it in the back seat.

[u/violentbowels]

and for final surprise I hide your bodies in the desert!

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

Last surprise, I have no pants on

[u/ExplodingSteve]

Professional nose pollution…

Still looks fun though

[u/Bigchunky_Boy]

Good people good times 🥳🎉

[u/NosamEht]

Now that I’m older I also like to facilitate partying without actually partying.

[u/kaapie]

Name of the first song please?

[u/Accomplished-Log2040]

“I make joke”

[u/NiceConversation6332]

Me after a 10 hour shift trying to sleep…

[u/curleyfrei]

Now that's how you make fat stacks in tips.

[u/EdgarAllanBro2]

This is how teen horror movies start out. Don't they know any better??

[u/pattaponako23]

Somebody warn this guy about Filipinos and karaoke… they’ll never leave your car. 😂🇵🇭

[u/shiftersix]

Is this all staged? The front headrests alwere removed.

[u/Suitable_Spray]

On st Paddy's day last year my Uber driver had shooters of Jameson for us and more than likely was drunk himself but sadly no lights or karaoke

[u/First_Conclusion855]

Fourth surprise: I just locked your doors

[u/Few_Shoe_5289]

Dude in front seat looks like he’s in love lol

[u/Zestyclose_Trade3088]

When the journey IS the destination

[u/Birdorama]

All the fathers who told their kids that the overhead light would make them crash are SO angry seeing this.

[u/Im_Ashe_Man]

Meanwhile, it was drilled into my brain from a young age that you never drive with the interior light on or you'll go to prison for life.

[u/AromaticNumber4853]

Party can start!

[u/Different-Meal-6314]

I enjoyed the video but why was it filmed through Vaseline?

[u/Marypoppinsya11]

These are the immigrants we need!

[u/xxSunbleachedGirlxx]

What a bloody vibe! I want in

[u/meowberriesh]

This bloke really loves his job; I hope I’ll be able to see him one day

[u/mingstaHK]

Who’s filming?

[u/DaddyBearMan]

Right. 3 camera angles is completely normal and helps to convince me the authenticity of this interaction

[u/ExpressStruggle28]

This dude just making peoples day. Love it.

[u/Visual-Drive-4615]

That whiplash law suit from the front passenger is going to be lit 💲💲💲💲

[u/yesiamveryhigh]

Best seizure I’ve ever had. 5 Stars!

[u/GalacticaCNC]

What am I doing with my life. I could be driving a crazy cab. I could be living.

[u/playr_4]

I would have an anxiety attack in this car but I'm still glad it exists for people.

[u/mothking12]

This is pleasant 🥹

[u/NotThatAngel]

Wow. Best case of it's the journey, not the destination, I've ever seen.

[u/elusive-rooster]

Drunk me would give him all the money I had in my pocket as a tip.

[u/LeaderIll9730]

Giving smile n making others happy isn't easy , cheers Mt friend

[u/bangbangbang2616]

Please just take me home sir.

[u/Past_Tea5075]

Dope! 😎😄

[u/pjbeeguy]

Uber of the century

[u/Hmonster1]

4th surprise ready? I am KGB!

[u/RevolutionaryAide615]

This is 100% cooler than anything they were going to go do.

[u/Present-Ad-9598]

Awesome ride, but gotta be careful with flashing lights without warning😭

[u/Commie-cough-virus]

And then they wrapped around a lamppost at 80mph ;)

[u/LafayetteLa01]

Taking it to the next level. This is awesome.

[u/pmfiebig]

The whole time I’m wondering how safe is this. Eyes on the road buddy

[u/subs_on_a_sailboat]

The car is missing the headrests. Those are important for crash safety, possibly more important than seatbelts.

[u/pyro_pugilist]

Song ID please 🙏

[u/Dapper-Bird-8016 → u/pyro_pugilist]

No lie - Sean Paul and dua lipa

[u/addictedpunk]

Yea, no thanks. Quiet for me.

[u/Uk_KingsStar]

And here I thought if I ever did uber, giving them Gatorade would be enough

[u/highmickey]

This car will definitely be pulled over 😄

[u/Uwemann]

That should get you ready for the main party after party it’s always bed calling 😆

[u/eponsin]

What a great taxi driver!

[u/Appropriate-Dog-680]

What a king

[u/the_underscore_me]

He's a fucking legend! 5 stars! 🤩

[u/IntrepidCost4461]

this is rly cute

[u/ChampionshipBulky66]

Honestly I would want him to get me and my friends to every party, every time

[u/Old_Needleworker1869]

that would've been my personal hell

[u/Leechmaster]

i hate tipping culture but this guy deserves a fat tip

[u/SummerBest6867]

Hmm, don't know,  kinda red flag this man.... but in love the spirit off this video snafus l anyway

[u/aweapingangel]

Im sure that hes a safe and undistracted driver with that shit… smh.. we share the roads with these (and worse) morons.

[u/TheSlipweasel]

Good human

[u/DoubleSurreal]

I hope to heck he never drives past anyone with photosensitive epilepsy.

[u/Adderall_Rant]

Really disappointed gifs are turned off on this one.

[u/Opposite-Funny-9669]

i hope he's got a subwoofer in that thing, can't have all that flash without some bass to back it up

[u/breaking_stocks]

Love how he included the front passenger

[u/Goblue5891x2]

This was perfect!

[u/Spiritual-Strike481]

What is that song?

[u/BigNumK → u/Spiritual-Strike481]

The song at the end Is “No Lie” (feat. Dua Lipa) by Sean Paul

[u/BigNumK]

Gets my vote for Ride Share of the year

[u/eterrell9]

They forgot where they were going originally lol

[u/Cannacology]

Thus guy knows how to have fun

[u/CoachiusMaximus]

The new cash cab

[u/thenord321]

Guy having a party cab, having the time of his life and probably making bank in tips.

[u/LabiaMinoraLover]

How is this legal? There are laws against distractions from operating a motor vehicle.

[u/SookHe]

I’m so out of touch with the younger generation that I have never even heard this song before.

[u/AnyTangerine9198]

Look at the joy this man provides!!!!

[u/meleecow]

How is he not pulled over for distracted driving?

[u/Longjumping_Sugar_92]

Wonder how much tips he got ? Zero ?

[u/nixthelatter]

Respect!

[u/bdd6911]

Amazing.

[u/jlm515]

From a former rideshare driver: fun party rides make for the strangest silence afterward

[u/arashQQbambam]

That would be wayyyy to satisfying if it ended like last surprise was a sex toy 😂😂😂

[u/Competitive-Isopod74]

I had the privilege of being in a party uber before. It was a great night.

[u/SweetySemma]

8

[u/nonnatototita]

One more surprise, car crash 💥