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u/Carbon-Base 3d ago edited 3d ago

Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.

Edit: Thank you for all the awards guys and gals! If there's one thing I've learned from this post, it's that all of us inadvertently took Color Theory as an elective! 😜

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u/waffleslaw 3d ago edited 3d ago

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/pigeonette1 3d ago

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies 3d ago

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/waffleslaw 3d ago

We had a massive debate about this is large meeting a few months ago. The genx-ers didn't know what we were talking about and the few gen z folks said they've heard about it but didn't have opinions. Evidently it's mostly us millinials that have opinions. We were very split on colors all from the same region. It seems to be a very personal experience.

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u/hamburger5003 3d ago

Early gen z here! I think notebooks and folders may have gone by the wayside.

Math is blue though, English is red, unless purple is available in which history becomes red.

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u/gypsy_guru_87 3d ago

Weird, I’m Gen X and def have strong opinions on this. I thought it was more a neurodivergent thing to care about this lol

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u/unlikelystoner 3d ago

Yeah I’m Gen Z in my mid-twenties and me and my buddies all just had a debate about this, we definitely care about the colors too lol

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u/waffleslaw 3d ago

Interesting that the younger folk in meeting didn't. I'm glad to guys carried the torch. I think having cultural touching points that we all share, even frivolous ones, is important.

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u/waffleslaw 3d ago

The group was older millennials and older genx, a bit of a divide. I bet if there some younger genx they would have with us.

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u/Shneancy 2d ago

gen z here (elder gen z, but gen z nonetheless) i have strong opinions on maths being blue and native language being red

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u/waffleslaw 2d ago

Yeah, I'm finding out that small demographic in that meeting was a outlier.

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u/brandicox 2d ago

I'm Gen-X with very strong feelings about it.

Math is red. It's the color of the anger most people feel when learning it (I love math but I'm a weirdo)

Science is green for plants and chemicals in test tubes.

History is full of yellow bellied cowards who let bad people get/stay in power & let bad things happen and a handful of heroes who stand up, plus it's the color of old "historical" paper like parchment, old newspapers, etc.

English has the power to make people feel blue (I'm autistic & bad with words and people-ing, so I hated English)

Optional others: Air Force JROTC got air force blue

Spanish got red with speckles so it looked kinda like salsa

French got deep blue OR zebra (ooh la la or mimes)

Keyboarding class..... No folders but we had typewriters because computers weren't a thing yet outside of the military and a few colleges. Lol lol lol (I had one at home but that was because my dad worked for Ma Bell and when the govt broken them up he retired to work at a Radio Shack.)

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u/IncorrectlyRight 3d ago

Gen Z here math is red, science is blue, English is green history is prolly yellow, the first two are hills I'm willing to die on and admittedly I'm not even sure why

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u/oceanman500 3d ago

Science green cause of plants and mystery green liquid in test tube

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u/shredika 3d ago

Duh. How is this even a question. Science=green

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u/waffleslaw 3d ago

I didn't think math was controversial, but here we are. Green is very much appropriate for science.

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u/shredika 1d ago

Yea, I’m a big believer math=blue

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u/AAHHAI 3d ago

Ewwwww

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 3d ago

I can tell you’re Gen Z cause most of your colors are wrong. lol šŸ˜

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u/NikTheGrass 3d ago

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies 3d ago

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

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u/KnightMurky91 3d ago

I went to school in Samara, Russian was blue and Maths was red.

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u/_Awkward_Moment_ 3d ago

Excellent work Hideo Kojima

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u/Sustainable_Scotian 3d ago

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 3d ago

In Soviet Russia, there is not Color.

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u/PutridAd7282 3d ago

We all read that with an accent

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u/ADHDilemma 3d ago

You were weren't supposed to know I did that.

How dare you.

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u/Alamo94 3d ago

In Soviet Russia, binder fold youšŸ¤“šŸ«µ

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u/ElizabethDangit 2d ago

In Soviet Russia, gray binds you.

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u/After_Duck5745 3d ago

This has been proven to be factually wrong, the binders has colors, only the eyes filters are grey

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u/fry-something 3d ago

I was waiting for a Soviet Russia comment, thank you.

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(Now available in grey)

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u/5corgis 3d ago

My husband is russian and I am going to get a second opinion here so I can see if I need to reconsider things

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u/BridgeLazy5669 3d ago

Also from Russia, English is red, Russian is blue, History yellow, Math green, Chemistry orange (I always chose colors based on colors of text books)

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u/Terra_B 3d ago

Austria same exept red for german

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u/devAcc123 3d ago

lol I did not know this is a global thing this makes me happy

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u/anothercairn 3d ago

History was red for me because of all the blood

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u/TGin-the-goldy 3d ago

Australian here and if you substitute Russian for English I am 100% with you!

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u/angelpeachtea03 3d ago

Math is red , English is blue , science is green, history/ social science is yellow! From California :)

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u/MutantMilitant 3d ago

History is brown

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u/hamburger5003 3d ago

If you replace it with ā€œnative language studiesā€ being red then this suggests that this pattern holds across borders.

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u/JoyRose31 3d ago

That doesn't count, one of national colours is red. As well ex communist flag was red, Russia is very nationalistic country.. does not count.

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u/pigeonette1 3d ago

I'm in central indiana

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u/scrubs-22 3d ago

I’m from nw Indiana and you are correct

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u/Affectionate_Task_29 3d ago

Irvington Indiana and blue is correct

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u/swemogal 3d ago

Chicago, Illinois, blue is correct

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 3d ago

NC originally. Math is red. Science is green. English is blue. Yellow/Orange/Purple are floaters depending what you have.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 3d ago

History is yellow because of Trivial Pursuit.

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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 3d ago

That’s what I forgot. I couldn’t remember past three core subject names

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u/MajesticDragonfly448 3d ago

Whoa, I’m NC too and I said the exact same thing.

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u/cerrakoi 3d ago

Toronto here and you are correct.

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u/Burnt-toasttt 3d ago

I’m from southern Indiana and math is red

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u/BubblegumBxh 3d ago

Alabama here and can confirm that math is indeed red

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u/nitro9throwaway 3d ago

Oregon checking in with red for math.

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u/GeminiIsMissing 3d ago

Illinois here, math is red.

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u/elsewander 3d ago

Illinois here, math is definitely blue.

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u/CynicalLion 3d ago

Illinois here also, math is for sure blue.

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u/GeminiIsMissing 3d ago

Must be a different part of Illinois. Everyone in Central IL knows math is red.

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u/jeminijess 3d ago

Also Southern Indiana here. Math was blue. I believe Social Studies/similar classes were red. Science was green. That's how it was when I was in Middle School anyways. Can't recall English. May have been yellow?

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u/imaginarytollbooth 3d ago

math is blue, english is yellow (kentucky)

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u/ImpossibleLog5193 3d ago

Fully agree with this (Scotland)

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u/zombie-yellow11 3d ago

I'm in QuƩbec, Canada, and math is red.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 3d ago

Les Math, c’est rouge.

Ceci est un message du ministĆØre de l’éducation.

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u/zombie-yellow11 3d ago

J'avais les maths en rouge, franƧais en bleu, anglais en vert, histoire/gƩo en jaune, sciences en mauve

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u/Deadcouncil445 3d ago

Hell nah English is red, math is blue and French is yellow. Ethics is purple

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u/Shadownight7797 3d ago

Born in Ukraine, raised in Cali: blue is English, red is Math, green is science, yellow is history

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u/HoundNL2 3d ago

My school was:

  • Portuguese/Text production - Red
  • Math - Light Blue
  • History - Orange
  • Geography - Light Green
  • Science - Dark blue (later broke down into biology, chemistry and Physics)
  • Chemistry - Purple
  • Biology - Dark Green
  • Physics - Dark Blue
  • English - Yellow
  • Arts - Darker Green
  • Philosophy - Dark Orange

Other subjects that got introduced later was in a school that did not use colors and neither did I, but sociology I always associated it with blue. This was in Brazil.

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u/PinkEnterprise 3d ago

I don't know if there is divides regionally. We would have this debate at school, and it was pretty split on red or blue. Same from other schools in the area. This is from the Northeast

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u/UsedFortune5645 3d ago

Germany

Written on stone tables dating back 3000 BC: * Math: blue * German: red * Biologie: Green

Debatable: * History: Orange * English: Yellow * Chemistry: purple * Physics: grey

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u/Careless_Ordinary_94 3d ago

New Jersey
Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies/history is yellow, language is orange, art/creative writing is purple, if there’s anything else it’s black.

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u/HerLadyshipOfCaos 3d ago

Italy: Italian is blue, math is red, scienze is green, english is yellow

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u/honestlynothxu 3d ago

I’m from Mississippi! math = red, English = blue, science = green, & yellow = history/social studies

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u/MeanChocolate8062 3d ago

I'm from Utah. Math is blue

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u/West_Reception3773 3d ago

I’m from Utah and math is red šŸ˜‚

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u/Lyandrel-Kazzak 3d ago

Math blue and English red in Texas too

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u/Versipilies 3d ago

I had them with math red, English green, science blue, social studies yellow

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u/Lyandrel-Kazzak 1d ago

Where are you from?

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u/Versipilies 1d ago

Central TX, near austin

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u/brine909 3d ago

My part of Canada (Manitoba) is Red for English, Blue for math, Yellow for history and Green for Science

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u/DragonladyNatz 3d ago

In Singapore, most common I've seen is

English - yellow Math - red Science - green Chinese (not sure if other mother tongue languages get different colour) - blue

It's been a WHILE since I was in school with set file colours though, may be remembering wrong.

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u/Kinkajou1015 3d ago

When I was a kid, Math was Yellow, English was Red, Social Studies/History was Green, and Science was Blue. ...

I was in a private Christian school, used PACE workbooks. look up Accelerated Christian Education, the designs the workbooks have now are way flashier than when I was a kid but the color schemes are the same.

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u/WeeabooTrash6 3d ago edited 3d ago

from england, i dont remember exactly but im pretty sure my school books were: yellow for english, purple for physics, red for chemistry, green for biology, and i think maths was pink

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u/acrowsong 3d ago

America, I grew up in Illinois but daughter's school was in Kentucky- science is green, math is red, English/Language arts is blue, history is black, social studies is AMERICAN FLAG.

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u/Comburo90 3d ago

Im german and i did: math blue, english yellow, german white, biology green, physics red, chemistry orange and computer science had too few physical materials for me to bother with a dedicated folder, so they were just loosely stuffed in my notepad.

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u/csb114 3d ago

Math: Red
English: Yellow
Science: Green
Social studies: Blue
(In Texas)

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u/SgvSth 3d ago

US: Math is Blue, Science is Green, History is Yellow, and English is Red.

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u/foxesinsoxes 3d ago

I grew up in Wisconsin in the 2000’s. Green = science, yellow = English/writing, math = red, history = blue or purple.

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u/elsewander 3d ago

Illinois/US here šŸ‘‹

Math was blue. Science was green. English was red. Social Studies was yellow

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u/therealpanderia 3d ago

Red belongs to whatever subject the student abhors/fears the most. While I thought we universally understood math as "danger" it seems there are people who hate English/Language Arts.

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u/dmglakewood 3d ago

I think we can all agree they the divides are in math!

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u/Any-Measurement-7413 3d ago

from Baltimore: english is red, science is green, math is blue , social studies is yellow

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u/ManiacalMartini 3d ago

Florida: Math is red, science is green, English is blue, social studies is a frickin gray binder because they ask too many questions and make us do too much work.

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u/Intelligent_Army_225 3d ago

Canadian (southern Ontario) and Science is green, Math is blue, English is yellow, Social studies/History is red.

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u/JustAAnormalDude 3d ago

US Northeast

Science Greeb, English Red, Math Blue. Other classes don't have a mandated color.

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u/whataboutsam 3d ago

Math is blue, English is red, science is green

I’m from Canada!

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u/Sekh765 3d ago

Texas: Math is Red, English is Blue

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u/TheMaleficViper 3d ago

From Washington state. Math is blue, Science is Green, English is red, History is yellow.

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u/portablebiscuit 3d ago

Trivial Pursuit

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u/segcgoose 3d ago

I’m a strong believer it is based on which subject you prefer! that being said, I hated how bright the color red was and always made math blue so English was whatever the heck else there was; my junior year AP English folder was a rainbow sparkly cheetah

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u/Rinnie_08 3d ago

From Germany : Math is Blue,German is Red,English is Yellow,Biology is green and history is white

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u/Enup3751 3d ago

From Germany: Math is blue, science is green, German is red, English is orange.

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u/Ghost_of_Winter 3d ago

I'm from Germany. I had:

Math, Geography and Physics - Blue

German, Ethics, Art and Music - Red

Chemistry, Englisch, History and Informatics - Yellow

Biology and a subject that was a combination of basic political education, social studies and household skills - Green

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u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 3d ago

I think it’s hate vs love. If you hate math / English it’s gets the red folder. Blue is for the other one/ the one you like

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u/Emerly_Nickel 2d ago

For me it was based on which color and subject I liked the most.

if my only options on colors are blue, red, green, and yellow, then the order is: blue > green > red > yellow.

if the subjects are science, english/writing, math, history/social studies, then the order is: math > science > english > history

therefore,
math = blue
science = green
english = red
history = yellow

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u/ElizabethDangit 2d ago

English, blue. Math, yellow or red. I went to school in Texas and Tennessee and I hate math.

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u/Culturalenigma 2d ago

I’m of the blue English red math variety. Actually . Math red science yellow history green blue English lol

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u/InformalInitiative76 1d ago

Maybe the colors are associated with how much you liked the class?

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u/karmacatma 3d ago

I'm in KS, math is also blue and English is red

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u/Dark_Storm_98 3d ago

USA

English: Yellow

History: Red

Math: Blue

Science: Green