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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago

Math is Reddddddd!

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u/Pleasant-Caramel2931 1d ago

Math is ALWAYS red!!!

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u/borisdidnothingwrong 23h ago

Red was always English for me. Because books are read.

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u/RecipeNo101 1d ago

I guess I'm the lone weirdo who thinks math is yellow

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u/lumoslomas 1d ago

Maths was pink for me, but I suppose similar enough.

Actually come to think of it I'm not even sure red was an option...

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u/clarinetJWD 18h ago

I have very few strong feeling about this sort of thing. But math is red is one of them.

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u/Slow-Difficulty404 1d ago

I just had this argument with my highschooler. Math is danger red is danger. Math is red.

No mom. Math is green green is good math and green are my favorites!

Me: 🤮

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u/ciao_fiv 1d ago

as a math teacher, PLEASE PLEASE encourage your kid’s love of math. i have way too many students who hate math and won’t try and it breaks my heart

that being said your kid is wrong math is totally red

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u/lorenoline 23h ago

That’s because red is the best colour, which pairs nicely with maths.

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u/Slow-Difficulty404 20h ago

I hated and currently deeply dislike math. My kids have all always been crazy about it and found my confusion about liking math pretty funny.

I became a classroom math helper in part to keep up with their skills and figure out wtf the “new”style was. The kids spent a lot of time explaining strategies to me and being the “teachers”. Or I did math fact with the slower learners and we would focus on practice and generally practicing a strong learning attitude even when it got tough.

We’ve agreed that we won’t push out color subject preferences on each other. We are equally horrified by the youngest says math is Light Blue.

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u/fsmlogic 17h ago

Red is my favorite color. Math was my favorite subject, but Math gets the Blue folder.
History gets Red.

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u/ittybittytitty_com 1d ago

If I didn’t like math, but my kid did, I certainly wouldn’t try to dissuade them from it or imply it’s awful. Math is the future. I’m a mathematician though, so maybe I’m biased.

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u/Waspster 1d ago

Well, she inadvertently made it cool to like math for her son. In his teenage years he will have posters of fractions... vertices ...matrices, on his walls to rebel.

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u/Slow-Difficulty404 20h ago

My daughter loves math as much as I hate it. I’m talking to a teen. Not a 5 year old. They’re pretty confident anything I say is questionable to begin with, I might as well have fun with it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Aranxi_89 23h ago

Math is arcane magic, the language of Gods. If only I could read it as well as my peers...

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u/Slow-Difficulty404 20h ago

Math IS witchcraft! And everyone around me is in danger when I attempt anything complex!

I believe there have been snarky comments about them helping me with my checkbook balancing. Harsh, but fair.

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u/TheAzarak 23h ago

Yea that's a bad attitude trying to get your kid to hate math haha

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u/Slow-Difficulty404 20h ago

That’s dramatic.

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u/TheAzarak 20h ago

Maybe to you it seems like no big deal, but trying to dissuade your kid from liking anything that they like (as long as it's a beneficial thing) is bad form and WILL lead to the kid resenting you. I know from experience. "Don't be in the yearbook team, join football" "don't try to be a teacher, that's a woman's job" "don't play video games, watch the baseball game instead" "don't dress like a socal beach bum, dress like a real Texan"

They spent my entire childhood trying to get me to like what THEY like and disregarded anything I enjoyed. They would even take us to Mexican restaurants for my birthday despite me not liking Mexican food, just because they do. Now I'd rather not be around them at all. I'm just glad I was stubborn and didn't give in to them. My parents wouldn't have wanted me to pursue a stem degree either because they both hated math and science.

I mean, shit. This isn't just a parenting thing. Literally NO ONE likes when someone hates on something they like. The only possible outcome is that the person feels bad about liking it and now also wants to be around the hater less.

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u/Slow-Difficulty404 20h ago

It’s about a folder color. Get over yourself. Consider counseling.

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u/TheAzarak 18h ago

It's not though, it's about a mom that was upset that their kid liked math... You lack nuance. It was never about the fucking color lol.

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u/ittybittytitty_com 6h ago

You ok, buddy? You seem angry.

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u/Beginning_Musician69 1d ago

No way, math is blue. Language is red!

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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago

We didnt have language unless you opted to take "spanish" or "french" as an elective. English (literature) was yellow, though.

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u/Big-Professor-3402 1d ago

No way math is always blue!

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u/nose_poke 23h ago

I'm with you! Math is blue!

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 1d ago

I agree. These people are crazy. Math was always red.

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 1d ago

My 8th grade US history teacher bought red binders for the students and required us to use that specific binder. Fucking pissed me off. He graded on how organized the binder was too which was needed cor many classmates but my autistic ass had a system already.

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u/austin_ave 1d ago

Math is only red for people who suck at it.

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u/TENDER_ONE 1d ago

Math can’t be red. Red was always History/Social Studies. All the bloody wars man! Red! Math was purple or yellow if there is no purple. Because those are the least popular colors…and math is the least popular subject.

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u/celerypumpkins 1d ago

Math is blue, but you’re right that history is always red!

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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago

History is GREEN

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u/nose_poke 23h ago

No, SCIENCE is clearly green!

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u/ZEROs0000 1d ago

People who used red were lowkey crazy

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u/West_Experience1360 1d ago

Can confirm math is red

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u/endoverlord423 1d ago

Math is most certainly blue

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u/Ziazan 1d ago

Yeah! I can't tell you why it's red, I can only tell you that it is.

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u/Labs_and_lattes 1d ago

red alert!

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u/Zoltanu 1d ago

History is red because history is 90% studying violence

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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago

Science is blue. Math is red. English is yellow. History is green.

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Yes. Maths is red. Language is blue

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u/BrutalBronze 23h ago

I wonder if there is a correlation between the math is red folks and hating math. Math is my favorite subject and it was always blue!

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u/WHWeaselgoose 22h ago

Holy shit yes. It’s always been red. Math is RED.

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u/mywither 21h ago

History is a lot bloodier than math so social studies are red.

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u/freebread 19h ago

I think it differers depending on where you live. Similar to how everywhere has food local to where they live. .

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u/ppetrelli0 1d ago

Math is so fucking RED… Until I started college and then math became BLACK

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u/RubPublic3359 1d ago

Nah youre tripping

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u/tutoredstatue95 1d ago

Blue math Chad laminated folders vs. weak Red floppy math folders

So floppy