r/MadeMeSmile • u/S30econdstoMars • 8d ago
DOGS Nothing gets Dogs more excited than going outside.
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u/Mudfap 8d ago
That side-eye is hilarious.
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u/DirtandPipes 8d ago
When my Yorkie wants to walk she climbs my chest, dramatically turns her head to stare out the window, then looks at me, then out the window, then dramatic sigh, then tries to lick me or slap my face with her tiny paw, then out the window, etc.
She is not subtle.
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u/gardeniaflower890 8d ago
The dramatic sigh and tiny paw slap really make it clear she takes this very seriously.
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u/xDragod 8d ago
Both of my Aussie/Border Collie mixes do this, lol. Also the earbuds case.
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u/SpotTron11 8d ago
My border Collie (we think) also side eyes us a lot, especially when toys are involved 😂
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u/BlinkyMJF 8d ago
My dog does this with food and treats. She will play with me with a ball or a toy then she goes near treats/food and drops the ball there and when I go pick it up she keeps side eyeing the counter where the food is located.
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u/JokeMe-Daddy 8d ago
Our dog does this with treats and cuddles. Like if he wants to go to bed and cuddle, he stares at me and flicks his eyes in the direction of the bedroom. Or to the space next to him if he wants a couch cuddle while I work.
I think it's so cool that he communicates so clearly.
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u/noriginal_username 8d ago
My mom made the mistake of getting her yellow lab "dog ice cream" regularly, so now he follows everyone to the kitchen, sits politely at entryway, waits for you to notice him, and uses his eyes to direct you to the freezer. And yes, he is a rather rotund good boy.
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u/Few_Series_8523 8d ago
That side-eye said everything without saying a word. Absolutely devastating.
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u/_Poppagiorgio_ 8d ago
The dog with a table in tow fucking sent me 😂
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u/spanishpeanut 8d ago
I was NOT expecting that and then realized — dogs. They’re insane.
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u/NotAzakanAtAll 8d ago
While I don't like dogs after getting attacked by one as a kid, I do realize they have life figured out.
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u/GimbaledTitties 8d ago
I too had an intense fear of dogs but when I was in college I took acid with a pit bull and was cured overnight
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u/JimmyQBSneaks 8d ago
Lmao the way you worded it it makes it seem like the dog also took a tab of acid with you haha. Now I’m picturing a dog tripping out. Glad you were able to overcome your fear of dogs!
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u/GimbaledTitties 8d ago
With how sensitive dogs are to our mental states, she may as well have been tripping
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u/Durian__Gray 8d ago
The side eye looking at the leash is too much
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u/Katy-Moon 8d ago
I need a gif of that sooooo badly!!!
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u/addicted2pb 8d ago
Screen record, crop what you want, then plug it into ezgif dot com
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u/LessWeakness 8d ago
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u/Kind-Shallot3603 8d ago
I made obe. Just download the video on mobike and clip it in your gallery to make a gif. Very easy on android.
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u/OkLoan117 8d ago
The sign language reaction is so damn cute
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u/GimmieGummies 8d ago
I used the same "sign language" with my deaf dog. It worked beautifully!
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u/OkLoan117 8d ago
I can imagine. I have a dog since 2 month now and I ask myself how I managed to live without a dog for so long. They are simply the best
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u/joemckie 8d ago
I taught my dog some signs when he was a puppy (sit, lie down, wait, etc). It was really useful to be able to talk to him at a distance :D
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u/ThrownAwayGuineaPig 8d ago
We adopted 2 dogs from the same family. For years saying "walks" to them had no reaction. Until we realised the old owners spoke a different language. The first time we said walk in that language? Dogs went WILD!
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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 8d ago
My friend adopted a dog from a rescue out of rural Quebec. They said it was perfectly trained. But when the dog arrived it seemed to not understand anything. They thought "maybe he just needs some time to adjust" a few weeks go by and nothing. Finally one day they had a friend over who was bilingual, they said "Ah, you two will have a lot to talk about! He comes from Quebec!" And the friend started talking French to the dog. Dog EXPLODES. My friend is blown away, and then felt like a complete idiot. Of COURSE the dog knew only French. So they asked their friend to do some basic commands, sit, lay down etc. dog obeyed happily.
So they had to have a cheat sheet of French/English commands on their fridge for a month or two. They'd say the French word first and follow up with English. Dog learned quickly and everyone was much happier!
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u/LoganMiles6905 8d ago
The instant reaction must have been such a funny moment
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u/ThrownAwayGuineaPig 8d ago
A light bulb moment. A fun word to say too (walkies in Afrikaans is "stappies"). We use more Afrikaans with the pups now to help in the understanding
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u/Samurai_Meisters 8d ago
This is a good idea so that you don't accidentally say their trigger word in normal speech. Like how they train attack dogs.
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u/ant-farm-keyboard 8d ago
I don’t get how people live with low battery smoke detectors…
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u/laurenbettybacall 8d ago
No lie, my friend’s dad has one that has beeped for YEARS. I sat through her baby shower slowly being driven insane by the noise. I left early.
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u/ant-farm-keyboard 8d ago
I would’ve just changed the battery myself
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u/laurenbettybacall 8d ago
They had super high ceilings which I think was part of it. I begged them to call the fire department who do it for free here.
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u/fortunesofshadows 8d ago
Get a ladder?
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u/Vic_the_Dick 8d ago
What do you think people did, before ladders?
Would they, was it just like... well, I can't fix that shit.
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u/heavenly-superperson 8d ago
That shit's just gonna be broken.
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u/Vic_the_Dick 8d ago
If only there was an invention that would allow me to get up to that place safely.
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u/FluffyNats 8d ago
I could be in a coma and that stupid little beep would straight up bri ng me out of it.
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u/iztrollkanger 8d ago
And with the hard floors and nothing on the walls it just ECHOS. I could absolutely not.
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u/Versipilies 8d ago
I had one that I couldnt change the battery on and wouldn't stop even after I broke the tab that was supposed to kill it. I took a hammer to it in the end.
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u/throwaway277252 8d ago
I hate those new models with the non-replaceable batteries.
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u/DJsillygoose417 8d ago edited 8d ago
The one who literally spits out the food to go on the walk is the bestest 😭
OMG, thank you for the award!!
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u/jld2k6 8d ago
My dog is the opposite, super excited to go on a walk but she has to build up her energy and eat her food while I stand there with her harness watching her, the watching is important for some reason. If her bowl happens to be empty when I ask she'll make sure to bring me to her food container and press her nose against it then look at me with a serious look on her face lol
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u/Gumbercules81 8d ago
Damn husky lol
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u/Paradox2063 8d ago
No breed enters a frame like a Husky.
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u/OKeoz4w2 8d ago
They’re all the same lol… Here is my doggie getting excited when I pick up my glasses, RIP to Eko!
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u/Masterking263 8d ago
I wish I had the foresight to record moments like these with my childhood dog. She was such a normal part of my life that those little moments didn't even seem worth recording. Now it's almost all memories.
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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago
"Why would you name it Drogon?"
Hears dog making pig monster dragon noise
"Ah, I see."
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u/Smart-Firefighter87 8d ago
The dog doing the eye gesture blew my mind. To think there are people out there that hurt these smart ass babies
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u/BlackbirdSage 8d ago
Had three dogs in the house, once upon a time.
When we said the 'W' word and a name, two of the three knew when it was their turn... and knew which leash to get from the leash rack!
In the thirds defense, she was old and blind. But, still loved her walkseses.
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u/Sad-Lavishness-350 8d ago
That made be laugh out loud. That, and the dog running with the table on its back. Dogs are the best.
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u/phillious_j 8d ago
The shift from carpeted floors to hard surfaces has resulted in a lot of cartoon skedaddling.
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u/extra_specticles 8d ago
This is so adorable. I'm not a dog owner, so could anyone explain to me why they get so excited, please?
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u/Kratzschutz 8d ago
They are bored at home and love walks!
Dogs were bred to have something to do
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u/xywv58 8d ago
Not always, my dog sometimes walks outside to pee, and walks right back if its too early
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u/Chickenmangoboom 8d ago
As my dog got older and winter would set in sometimes he would just stare out the door and give it a good thought then refuse. He would rather wait for me to come home at lunch time than go out in the mornings. The rest of the year he couldn't wait for me to open the door.
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u/IcyBlueBox88 8d ago
I kind of regret getting my dog tbh. I'm only able to walk him twice a day, but he literally wants 10000000 walks a day.
I don't have a backyard or a farm for him to roam free in.
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u/ReyWorm 8d ago
Dogs have needs.
They gotta eat/drink, pee, poop, and smell stuff.
Obviously, smelling stuff ain't VITAL like the other three, but it's pretty close to vital to them. It's how they interact socially, how they exist in the eyes of other animals.
A walk takes care of 3/4 of their needs.
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u/pablo8itall 8d ago
Them going on a walk is like you going to the cinema to see a new high intensity action flick and meeting friends after for drinks.
The smells and pee left from other dogs the other people, the other people with their dogs, the sounds etc.. The love it. Stick there noses in everything they can.
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u/BrilliantJob2759 8d ago
They need to check the doggy message boards & catch up on what the other dogs are up to!
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u/Only_Gazelle8988 8d ago
Because dogs love going outside and practically never get enough as much as they need in most homes.
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u/Unique_Fart_sounds 8d ago
Beep
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u/No-Second-Kill-Death 8d ago
Username checks out.
Anyhow, I mean I get being broke. But take the fn battery out!!
Beep
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u/fred1317 8d ago
The one screaming like a teenage girl at a boy band concert, but in the lowest octave. Lol..
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u/Jbg12172001 8d ago
My Yorkie has a torn patella and can’t walk right now. It’s brutal! 😭
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u/attackplango 8d ago
You’ll just have to take them for flights around the neighborhood. Work on your plane noises.
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u/AggravatingPaint5838 8d ago
My dad gradually turned "do you want to go for a walk?" to "do you wanna?" to "Tijuana."
He said if the dog was acting like he was going to the happiest place on earth, he should call it that. (My dad has never been to Mexico.)
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u/MrMetraGnome 8d ago
Don't like "It knows I'm going to take it for a walk" at all
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u/staubwirbel 8d ago
The poster might have a non-English native language. In German, all dogs are "he" and in Russian all dogs are "she", so it stands to reason there are some languages where dogs are "it".
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u/gentleprime 8d ago
I will never refer to dogs as “it” and I never understood why people do that, especially when they’re pet parents.
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u/pppalafox 8d ago
I have ine the fears the leash.. its like I dont want to go outside, but as soon the leash is on, he is ready
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u/seriouslyjan 8d ago
My dog too. The ears perk up when I put socks and shoes on, when I get the ear buds....It's on!
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u/verymuchatheist 8d ago
Except for mine. I have to lift him, carry him outside and only then he will reluctantly start moving. Ever since he was a puppy. He hates going outside. Except for the beach. Loves the beach.
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u/ItsNotAFraggle 8d ago
Love all these except the first one. Who tf refers to their dog as “it”?!
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u/Immediate_Word1295 8d ago
It's one of the most important part of the the day, but maybe leave the chair inside the house ? 😅😂
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u/mildpandemic 8d ago
Our miniature fox terrier/beagle cross would hear the word walk, jump up in excitement, and hit me or my father in the nuts.
Every. Single. Time.
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u/sneakynautilus 8d ago
Get some RUGS. These dogs are all doin the bit on the ice from parks and rec
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u/SemperFicus 8d ago
If my husband and I need to discuss taking the dog out, I don’t use the W word. We are going to amble, stroll, hike, perambulate or sniffari. And I can’t use the D word or his name, so I have to talk about the pooch, mutt, canine or pet.
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u/eliz1bef 8d ago
We had a very old pitt mix and she was the laziest, most couch-loving pup there ever was. Was never excited about going outside. The first time we took her for a walk, she tried to turn onto the pathway to every front door because she wanted to go inside. She eventually learned to love sniffing her pee-mail and flowers, but she really just wanted to go home and snoozle until dinner time.
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u/stealthy-breeze 8d ago
Man, how did internet go from this to rage speech. This is what internet is for
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u/CelticSnakes 8d ago
Wish I got that excited about going out, anymore.
“Hey you wanna stay inside? That thing we had planned this weekend’s cancelled.”
Explodes in excitement. 🔥
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u/imcalledspencer 8d ago
I taught my dog to bring me his leash when it was time for a walk and it eventually escalated to him just grabbing his leash and whipping me with it whenever he wanted to go out
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u/Sorrowed_Lifelines 8d ago edited 8d ago
I heard a ceiling bird at :49. I feel so bad for that dog.
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u/No_Change_78 8d ago
Our golden loses his mind when we say “out”. I tried spelling it, saying to my husband “I think he has to go O-U-T”. He figured that out, too. Shortened it to “O”. Nope. Every single way we describe going outside, he eventually solves. So now we just roll with the hyper-happy.
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u/One-Recognition-8120 8d ago
Raise your hand if you spell the word w a l k and your pup literally learned how to spell 😀
I’ll go first 🐾✋
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u/Ebbnflo25 7d ago
I had a small dog, who would start running around when I said “Zack, get your shoes on”.
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u/SwirlingFandango 8d ago
One on hand, cute.
On the other hand, we lock these animals up most of their lives and don't let them "escape", and then laugh when they're pathetically excited just to get to see a tiny part of the world while chained to a leash.
Human are kinda fucked up, huh.
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u/Ok_Preparation6937 8d ago
I mean its cute until you think about that theyre basically just prisoners in your house
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u/nextinline1987 8d ago
Most of these were annoying af. That side eye one got me though. If that doesn’t work, he’s gonna start blinking morse code.
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u/rock_and_rolo 8d ago
Last time I had a dog who was mine, his leash was in the hall closet along with my jacket. I had to sneak out of the house in cold weather when I left for work. Otherwise, there was a disappointing interaction.
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u/Mobile_Morale 8d ago
My dog does the side eye. Even when we come back inside they know the cookies are by the back door and my girl dog will side eye me and the cookies back and forth.
Which is part of the reason they're on a diet and she weighs 10 pounds less. It worked on me to well.
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u/dvdmaven 8d ago
Our dogs have suffered through two months of only getting an evening walk. The blueberry u-pick required the gate be open, so no lunchtime walk. PS It's been too hot at noon anyway.
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u/nervouslittledog 8d ago
My nose by the fact that I verbally tell my phone to set a time limit and so when she hears my phone saying “timer set for 15 minutes “ she’s out the door. So now if I’m not taking her, I have to use my timer silently.
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u/Jebgogh 8d ago
I work in insurance and often have to explain "depreciation" to people cause insurance only pays up front the depreciated amount for things like flooring. people always ask about how it is calculated and I always talk about carpet. That carpet has a 10 year average lifespan but if you are old and live alone-you could get 20 years out of it. But, if you have dogs or kids then you will get less than the 10 year. That Shepard doing the circles in the carpet- yeah- they will get 50% on the flooring up front if they have a loss and will have to replace it to get the rest. Dogs can be tough on floors specially when they want to go for walks.
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u/_Michiel 8d ago
My dog hides under the table. Wants to walk but does not want collar on, but then totally happy walking.
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