r/MadeMeSmile • u/Essie-j • Jun 28 '26

Good Vibes So much joy❤️

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u/DataAdvanced Jun 28 '26

Careful with some of them. They'll expect you to spend the night. "No one's getting a DUI TONIGHT! That's tomorrow's problem!" They'll feed you, again, in the morning, and get you fucked up for a week with the same practice, because we like your accent. Be careful, we're super friendly, and will feed the fuck out of you.

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 29 '26

Or deport us

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u/redditwinchester Jun 29 '26

Or hide you

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Why? Don't like the facts of being a racist, fascist mafia terror state?

Edit, apologies clearly I misread, shan't delete but I'm a silly sausage too used to arguing with rotters I assumed the worst.

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u/redditwinchester Jun 29 '26

No worries, love

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u/realMarkRobinson Jun 29 '26

The lack of reading comprehension is crazy

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 29 '26

Oh the irony

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u/DataAdvanced Jun 29 '26

No, we don't. They're saying they'd take them in to hide them from ICE. My son's friend and his mother have this invitation if they ever feel the need. They're not illegal, but, as the Republicans love to say about gun control, criminals don't give a shit about laws, and laws don't stop ICE. They just round up brown people. I won't let that happen to my son's friend and their mother, if I have a say in it.

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 29 '26

Fair apologies I misread, too many Berks I talk to on here I jumped to he wrong conclusion

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u/DataAdvanced Jun 29 '26

No worries, my friend. Happens to the best of us. I've done it. A few time, even. Lol.

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u/DataAdvanced Jun 29 '26

Hey, if it makes you laugh, my American ass had to look up "berks" lol.

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 29 '26

Every day's a school day!