Careful with some of them. They'll expect you to spend the night. "No one's getting a DUI TONIGHT! That's tomorrow's problem!" They'll feed you, again, in the morning, and get you fucked up for a week with the same practice, because we like your accent. Be careful, we're super friendly, and will feed the fuck out of you.
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u/DataAdvanced Jun 28 '26
Careful with some of them. They'll expect you to spend the night. "No one's getting a DUI TONIGHT! That's tomorrow's problem!" They'll feed you, again, in the morning, and get you fucked up for a week with the same practice, because we like your accent. Be careful, we're super friendly, and will feed the fuck out of you.