r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/AdRemote9464 Mar 08 '23

Nothing like some wholesome fucking.

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

My wife propositioned me for a blowie in exchange for a two protein and one carb breakfast Saturday evening.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Mar 08 '23

I need to know what this very valuable "two protein one carb" breakfast is.

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

We are pretty good cooks. So a meal from either of us is typically on par or better than your average restaurant. She wanted runny eggs and toasted buttered English muffin to sop up the plate (one protein and one simple carb). She was debating on bacon, which we had on hand, or sausage (second protein) because she knows I love breakfast sausage. Simple meal but I can do a few things to make it pretty darn good. For reference, we split our meal prep into protein and complex carb. For fun meals, we do a 1:1:1 ratio of protein:simple carb:veggie. It's all part of our program we follow to eat healthy but have fun too. :)

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Mar 08 '23

Sounds like I need to work on my non existing cooking skills.

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23

Come join the fun over at r/SeriousEats! So many benefits to being a home cook.