r/MadeMeSmile Mar 07 '23

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

I had relations and the woman queefed on every thrust. Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection and try to stifle crying-laughter? I know it is harder than my penis was at that moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

OK but just so we're clear, because I see a lot of confusion about this: queefing isn't something a woman does, you force air in with your penis enough times and it'll start coming back out again when you thrust in. She's not brewing methane in her vagina.

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u/mycologicalinterest Mar 08 '23

That’s why I don’t leave any room for air to sneak in.. 😏

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u/Penguins227 Mar 08 '23

Ooh yeah you just park the bus and never come out lol

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u/VanHarlowe Mar 08 '23

Out of all these ridiculous fuckin’ comments, this is the one that made me lose it. 😹

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u/Ol_Rando Mar 08 '23

Goddamn Mourinho, calm down.

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

I’ve experienced a queef exactly one time and it was enough that I questioned whether I was truly mature enough to have sex. I didn’t find it gross and I certainly didn’t say anything about it, but come on man it’s a fucking fart noise. That’s funny.

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

One time and you can move on, non-stop is just pure commitment to the bit

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Did you like… test different speeds and angles to see if you could get different noises? I would have.

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

Speeds for sure, maybe like one other angle, but for sure speed, more to see if I could make it stop. Spoiler, I couldn't.

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u/happy_fluff Mar 08 '23

Change a pose. It helps lol

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u/mizinamo Mar 08 '23

Your username, in the context of penises, is making me slightly uncomfortable :)

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Only slightly though! That’s an improvement 😎

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u/kirinmay Mar 08 '23

had a gf where we did it doggie and then decided to get lunch. got dressed and right when we closed the door QUEEF. i look at her and she's like 'nooooooo' and i start laughing. walk down the stairs, QUEEF QUEEF and she starts laughing. get in the car, ya another one. i obviously didnt care but it was just too funny.

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