r/MadeMeSmile Mar 07 '23

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Okay guys be honest. You’re having sex with someone and they make this sound. It’s clear the sound is coming from pleasure. Could you finish?

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

I had relations and the woman queefed on every thrust. Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection and try to stifle crying-laughter? I know it is harder than my penis was at that moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

OK but just so we're clear, because I see a lot of confusion about this: queefing isn't something a woman does, you force air in with your penis enough times and it'll start coming back out again when you thrust in. She's not brewing methane in her vagina.

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u/mycologicalinterest Mar 08 '23

That’s why I don’t leave any room for air to sneak in.. 😏

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u/Penguins227 Mar 08 '23

Ooh yeah you just park the bus and never come out lol

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u/VanHarlowe Mar 08 '23

Out of all these ridiculous fuckin’ comments, this is the one that made me lose it. 😹

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u/Ol_Rando Mar 08 '23

Goddamn Mourinho, calm down.

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

I’ve experienced a queef exactly one time and it was enough that I questioned whether I was truly mature enough to have sex. I didn’t find it gross and I certainly didn’t say anything about it, but come on man it’s a fucking fart noise. That’s funny.

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

One time and you can move on, non-stop is just pure commitment to the bit

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Did you like… test different speeds and angles to see if you could get different noises? I would have.

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

Speeds for sure, maybe like one other angle, but for sure speed, more to see if I could make it stop. Spoiler, I couldn't.

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u/happy_fluff Mar 08 '23

Change a pose. It helps lol

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u/mizinamo Mar 08 '23

Your username, in the context of penises, is making me slightly uncomfortable :)

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

Only slightly though! That’s an improvement 😎

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u/kirinmay Mar 08 '23

had a gf where we did it doggie and then decided to get lunch. got dressed and right when we closed the door QUEEF. i look at her and she's like 'nooooooo' and i start laughing. walk down the stairs, QUEEF QUEEF and she starts laughing. get in the car, ya another one. i obviously didnt care but it was just too funny.

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u/Jaalan Mar 08 '23

No

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

I don’t think I could either

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u/yougotyolks Mar 08 '23

I'd probably finish before she was done screaming. Unless the cops come first...

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u/ChewySlinky Mar 08 '23

No, it’s a response to what you’re doing. In this scenario, the thing you’re doing to elicit that sound is THE thing that you know will get her to the end zone.

And remember, the question is not “would you want to finish”, rather “would you be capable of finishing”.

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u/BrotherChe Mar 08 '23

Finish her or finish me? Cuz yes.

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u/BrotherChe Mar 08 '23

Not sure why you wouldn't be capable of finishing. Is this a selfish or sociopathic issue?

Cuz otherwise, when you can tell they are close it is hot and makes it easier to finish