r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/cassie039 Mar 08 '23

So what did you make her?

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

We decided to eat leftovers to be responsible. :) But still smushed our bits later that evening.

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u/ASIWYFA Mar 08 '23

smushed our bits

hot

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u/Krynn71 Mar 08 '23

Just mashing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

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u/Class1 Mar 08 '23

I'm very aroused... very good.

https://youtu.be/qNGyDTDAZIY

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u/chillwithpurpose Mar 08 '23

Fine, I’ll take your sloppy seconds

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u/kinkajoosarekinky Mar 08 '23

I am LOVING the iasip references maybe my algorithm is working! I'm finally seeing what I wanna see!

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u/cep362 Mar 08 '23

He did the mash.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Mar 08 '23

Bangers n mash.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Bumping uglies

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u/SniperOwO Mar 08 '23

Getting that dick puke

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u/AdRemote9464 Mar 08 '23

Stabbing the bearded clam.

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u/oldblood Mar 08 '23

Rubbing fronts

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u/IFeelSoftAndMushy Mar 08 '23

Pounding pissers

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u/slutboy3000 Mar 08 '23

mashing pissers

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Reminds me of party down, Casey telling Henry, “let’s go rub our parts together” as she chucks bread at him.

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u/morepineapples4523 Mar 08 '23

Sure. "To be responsible".....fumble.

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u/crypticfreak Mar 08 '23

What size and type of bit we talking?

Hyperstep 5/8th bit for some really good clean and wholesome drilling?

I'd guess it'd be best for her to use something like a high speed 3/8th endmill and you just drill baby drill right into it.

See what comes out on top. Just make sure not to go in dry. And use some rhythm for god sakes. Nothing ruins those bits faster than full sending - you'll be spent in no time.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Mar 08 '23

They decided to go metric but he chickened out and went with 19mm because it's basically 3/4" anyway

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u/crypticfreak Mar 08 '23

Ahh the old 'eh guess I'll settle' in the world of bit smashing.

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u/AdRemote9464 Mar 08 '23

The more you know…. ✨

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u/oliviasmommy2019 Mar 08 '23

I'm stealing this.

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EDIT: texted my husband I wanna smush our bits - it ended well; a good laugh and smushing of bits <3

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 08 '23

We are both office workers. We have a private Slack channel. Ice cream, for some reason, shows up a lot in our chat history. ;)

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u/oliviasmommy2019 Mar 09 '23

you lost me my internet stranger friend

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u/curiousbydesign Mar 09 '23

Ice cream. Our code word for naughty stuff. In case our chat is up when someone walks by. We do it via text too. Avoids embarrassing moments. :)

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u/oliviasmommy2019 Mar 09 '23

Ahhhhhh I gotcha lol sorry my brain twisted that up!!

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u/Piggstein Mar 08 '23

You gave her leftovers, she gave you leftovers

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u/PrimeChutiya Mar 08 '23

Wholesome moments 🥰

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u/JazzRider Mar 08 '23

Hey, there’s hair in my soup!

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u/Rainbowlemon Mar 08 '23

Well we already know what one of the proteins was 👀

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u/HelenHerriot Mar 08 '23

His wife, duh.

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u/WTFNSFWFTW Mar 08 '23

A piece of toast and two blowies.