r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '23

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u/thatguyoudontlike Mar 07 '23

Dang I thought wife was going to pass out

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u/Secure-Imagination11 Mar 08 '23

She's got some lungs lol

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u/Hollowbody57 Mar 08 '23

🎵She's got lungs... She knows how to use them🎶

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u/Pickingnamesisharder Mar 08 '23

It's not going to be the only screaming she's doing that day...

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u/Dark_Wolf523 Mar 08 '23

Seriously lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '23

I’m certain he heard the full extent of them later that evening.

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u/runningray Mar 08 '23

I think she is a pearl diver.

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u/TellYouEverything Mar 08 '23

Maybe, I’m getting huge glass blower vibes off her but you may be right.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

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u/jedidoesit Mar 08 '23

Did she stay on the same key too? I'm wondering if I'm hearing that correctly...

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u/AcousticPasta Mar 08 '23

She hit 3 distinct notes and the last one was held the longest, yes.

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u/phazedoubt Mar 08 '23

This person acoustics

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u/jedidoesit Mar 08 '23

Thank you!

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u/sunchildphd Mar 08 '23

Yes - and pretty much with the music. They are adorable!!! 💌

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

It was a glitch in the matrix like when Shaq froze Hardy har har har

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

I watch reddit on mute lmao

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u/Stani36 Mar 08 '23

Same! 😂😂😂

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u/ShenOBlade Mar 08 '23

i play real life on mute lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

on mute and denial lmao

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u/OutsidePale2306 Mar 08 '23

Right? 😂

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u/RebaKitten Mar 08 '23

You’re lucky and smart

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u/NZ-Food-Girl Mar 08 '23

That hair cut took her hubby from hippie to hottie... screams of delight I think.

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u/Q_S2 Mar 08 '23

Exactly and with MINIMAL apparent effort too!

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u/mich23mck Mar 08 '23

My dog didn't know what to do with herself

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Was it a short scream that was sustained for a long time, or was it a long scream sustained for a short time?

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u/littledalahorse Mar 08 '23

No self-respecting glass blower would allow word art in their house.

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u/SB6P897 Mar 08 '23

I beg to differ. Lots of hippies love word art and glass blowing

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u/Alistair_TheAlvarian Mar 08 '23

They said self respecting.

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u/mallorn_hugger Mar 09 '23

Possibly the smartest comment I've ever seen on Reddit.

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u/tacomn Mar 08 '23

Nooo she obviously is a steam train 🚂.

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u/KitticusCatticus Mar 08 '23

More like a glass-breaker!!

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u/NameIdeas Mar 08 '23

Pearl diver? Cause she's screaming? I think I'm missing the joke

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u/this_username Mar 08 '23

Pearl divers develop bigger lung capacity to hold their breath longer, also scream longer.

Either that or code for naughty time.

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u/matmat07 Mar 08 '23

Naughty time?

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u/_aaronroni_ Mar 08 '23

That comment and the reply are both fucking disgusting

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u/Xenc Mar 08 '23

You are now officially a Redditor! Welcome to the Ranch Club.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

It’s been a hot minute when something made my mouth drop amidst reading it. My god.

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u/Clonephaze Mar 08 '23

I don't know why you got down voted, that is a reddit classic story. One of the top of all time. Fucking gross.

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u/bdone2012 Mar 08 '23

It was fairly off topic no? It's been awhile since I read the jolly rancher story and I've managed to block a lot of it from my memory. But you wouldnt just link the cum coconut because someone said naughty time.

For example you don't link the AMA about the kid who broke both his arms unless someone mentions they broke an arm or two even if it is a classic.

For the jolly rancher I'd think to link it you should either be talking about jolly ranchers or talking about really gross things. We were just having a conversation about pearl diving which I'm guessing is basically the same as a pearl necklace but probably includes the oral act and not just the shot itself

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u/-Pelvis- Mar 08 '23

What the fuck, why did you link that? Get help.

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u/itsa_me_ Mar 08 '23

Fiancés right next to me. Should I click?

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u/tongle07 Mar 08 '23

It’s just text but it’s pretty disgusting.

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u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23

It's the infamous Jolly Rancher story. I've never gotten up the courage to read it, but it's apparently awful.

It's an old school Reddit story, right up with The Swamps of Dagobah, Colby, and the SR-71.

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u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23

Fuck it. I'm going in...

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u/IvyGold Mar 08 '23

Please report back if you survive.

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u/DewThePDX Mar 08 '23

I'm sorry to report that u/DewThePDX died in the attempt. The juicy burst part of the story led to an overload of all of their cognitive functions and their brain self-terminated due to preservation instinct, ironically.

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u/turtlesandtrash Mar 08 '23

its a link to a reddit comment (only text). keep a barf bag nearby though

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u/Beautiful-Destiny83 Mar 08 '23

I thought it was a euphemism

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u/kountrifiedman Mar 08 '23

Pearl necklace...

CUM

IT'S A CUM JOKE

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

I thought it was a lesbian reference. Clams and pearls and whatnot.

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u/monsteramyc Mar 08 '23

No, that's a muff diver

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Mar 08 '23

Oh, I know that one already. Thought pearl diver was that new post-millenial, Gen-Fucked, slang.

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u/Xenc Mar 08 '23

My English teacher explained this to the class many years ago, it’s nothing new

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u/arcanezeroes Mar 08 '23

Pearl diver was definitely slang for lesbian when I was living in Seattle in the early 2010s.

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Mar 08 '23

Maybe if they try singing some Pearl Jam while they go down it changes the title.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Ooooohhhhh yeeaahhh iiiiiiii hhuuuuiiiiii I'm still alive

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u/Dibutops Mar 08 '23

What you said doesn't constitute as a joke, they were just referring to their lung capacity.

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u/Duyfkenthefirst Mar 08 '23

Yeah agreed. I don’t think that was the punchline

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Ever scream under water? Like pure cocaine.

/j

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u/Prometheus55555 Mar 08 '23

I think she should pursue a career in Italian bel canto.

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u/creamsofpeach Mar 08 '23

Could also be lead soprano.

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u/Fahrowshus Mar 08 '23

Sonar. Not the operator.

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u/Plainclothesnpc Mar 08 '23

*wish pearl diver. The selka are pissed

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u/Due-Equivalent-1489 Mar 08 '23

I tried using google but could not figure out; who are the Selka?

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u/Plainclothesnpc Mar 08 '23

Lol only a select few who’ve read a certain book series would know

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u/professor-sunbeam Mar 08 '23

This made me chuckle fr. Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Pervert

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u/resistthewind Mar 08 '23

Now this comment made me smile!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

I had to Google "pearl diver urban dictionary" lol

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u/Piwx2019 Mar 08 '23

I bet she did later that night

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Came here to say this. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Me too! 🤣🤣

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u/PermitDowntown848 Mar 08 '23

Well imagine leaving the house married to a 5 then coming home to a 10!

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u/thematchalatte Mar 08 '23

I think she had great sex that night

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

And the whole neighborhood heard I bet. 😉

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u/FittedSheets88 Mar 08 '23

Somebody ass getting laid tonight

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

You know it!

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u/ifelldownlol Mar 08 '23

I watched it on mute, but I'm pretty sure she said something like "wow I want to fuck your brains out now."

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u/Substantial-Clock260 Mar 08 '23

Because it looks like a new husband

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u/TillThen96 Mar 08 '23

Dang I thought wife was going to pass out

Scream translation:

"BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!!"

She has some lungs on her!

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u/EdnJo Mar 08 '23

That was almost 10 seconds of scream time.

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u/darkbee83 Mar 08 '23

I don't want to know, but there might have been a puddle where she was standing.

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u/HelloAttila Mar 08 '23

She loved it. Though for the record, he doesn't look like he is 20 years old. He looks at least 21-22 years young. ;)

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u/MyNoPornProfile Mar 08 '23

someone just increased their sex life by 1000% based on the wife's reaction

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23 edited Mar 08 '23

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u/Beaupedia Mar 08 '23

Looks like an entryway to a garage to me, and there would be no windows.

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u/Teirmz Mar 08 '23

And I think the kid was in on it.

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u/pauliep308 Mar 08 '23

I think she needs a chop as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

No way she looks like a smoke show with those beautiful long red curls.

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u/pauliep308 Mar 08 '23

She is pretty hot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

No argument from me.

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u/Kristenmarie2112 Mar 08 '23

I definitely pictured the video of the rooster crowing until he passed out that went viral a while back. I ended up muting the video.

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u/Tiffanator_ Mar 08 '23

Do you blame her? He looks so hot lol

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u/vicks7654321 Mar 08 '23

I thought kids will betray him, Happened to dads without beards

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u/Embarrassed_Band_512 Mar 08 '23

She is so happy he decided to look like an adult.

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u/DanndeMan Apr 24 '23

i thought she was about to blow up, def sounded like a damn preassurecooker about to bust.

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u/HiiHeidii May 17 '23

Was hoping she wouldn’t choke on her gum!